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Mancer 10-02-2004 01:07 PM

WTF
 
The male orgasm is a wondrous thing. Through contractions, semen is released through the urethra. However, what is odd about this is that urine is supposed to travel through this tube. So doesn’t that mean that semen will become contaminated by traveling the same path that urine does? The answer is no because, precum, a lubricating, clear, sticky formula, cleans the urethra before ejaculation. However, what does it mean when precum is present long before a man hits the brink of orgasm?

descry 10-02-2004 01:09 PM

stfu

TonyMontana 10-02-2004 01:10 PM

go fuck an emu

Mancer 10-02-2004 01:17 PM

Sorry i dont live by any emus

elstatec 10-02-2004 01:19 PM

go join blitz and eeyyowho or what the fuck ever his username was.

Zoner 10-02-2004 01:24 PM

[img]http://reichnation.com/uploads/sexwithstfu.jpg[/img]

Unknown_Sniper 10-02-2004 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner
[img]http://reichnation.com/uploads/sexwithstfu.jpg[/img]

agreed.
your parents had sex and somehow you came along. go figure, the worlds geatest thing creates something like you.

Mancer 10-02-2004 01:29 PM

Umm... Yeah i dont want to think about my parents having sex rolleyes:

Pyro 10-02-2004 01:38 PM

oOo:

Zoner 10-02-2004 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZZero
Umm... Yeah i dont want to think about my parents having sex rolleyes:

Well, face it. They did.

They were sweatin' and humpin and suckin' all night in some seedy motel off the highway somewhere.

Have a nice weekend!

Maplegyver 10-02-2004 01:41 PM

jesus christ 0_o

bukdez 10-02-2004 01:43 PM

Re: WTF
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ZZero
. However, what does it mean when precum is present long before a man hits the brink of orgasm?


premature-precum... duh...

Mancer 10-02-2004 01:48 PM

Damn u Zoner u are going to give me nightmares!

Maplegyver 10-02-2004 02:00 PM

zoner ill give you 5 cents if you lock this thread

Unknown_Sniper 10-02-2004 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZZero
Damn u Zoner u are going to give me nightmares!

ask them if it was rough or if it was nice and romantic. then as for pics and post plzkthx

Vance 10-02-2004 02:13 PM

Re: WTF
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ZZero
The male orgasm is a wondrous thing. Through contractions, semen is released through the urethra. However, what is odd about this is that urine is supposed to travel through this tube. So doesn’t that mean that semen will become contaminated by traveling the same path that urine does? The answer is no because, precum, a lubricating, clear, sticky formula, cleans the urethra before ejaculation. However, what does it mean when precum is present long before a man hits the brink of orgasm?

Precum is supposed to destroy some kind of something inside of the vagina, so the sperm isn't killed by this 'something'.

rock:

Sirus 10-02-2004 02:28 PM

It also gets down in between those feminine teeth to kill gingivitis where it starts

strvs 10-04-2004 12:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sirus
It also gets down in between those feminine teeth to kill gingivitis where it starts

[img]http://www.daplayazclub.com/uploads/zawkong.gif[/img]
[img]http://www.pfizer.com/do/counter/images/im_list_tarter_mthwsh.jpg[/img]

We're like, The clean team!

elitecloud 10-04-2004 01:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by strvs
Quote:

Originally Posted by Sirus
It also gets down in between those feminine teeth to kill gingivitis where it starts

[img]http://www.daplayazclub.com/uploads/zawkong.gif[/img]
[img]http://www.pfizer.com/do/counter/images/im_list_tarter_mthwsh.jpg[/img]

We're like, The clean team!

oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: x190000000

newt. 10-04-2004 02:46 AM

zero has drippy dick.

Apocalypse | NoW 10-04-2004 05:35 AM

[img]http://www.pfizer.com/do/counter/images/im_list_tarter_mthwsh.jpg[/img]

Tartar control? It controls tartar sauce, nothing can bypass the high-tech security system of listerine

Mr.Buttocks 10-04-2004 06:23 AM

[img]http://www.daplayazclub.com/uploads/zawkong.gif[/img]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!! HAVE AT YE!!!

Berquist 10-04-2004 08:27 AM

-_-

Chronic Diarrhea 10-04-2004 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sirus
It also gets down in between those feminine teeth to kill gingivitis where it starts

LOL

Judas 10-04-2004 09:30 AM

....... spank:

Maplegyver 10-04-2004 09:36 AM

BEAT TTHE COCK TIO LIT FALLS OFFFFFFFFFFFFFfffff

Apocalypse | NoW 10-04-2004 09:46 AM

oOo:

udetingo 10-04-2004 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner
[img]http://reichnation.com/uploads/sexwithstfu.jpg[/img]

you are a genious


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