How to make the "perfect" PB&J sandwich...
 

Do any of you remember having to do a step-by-step list or essay about how to make the perfect peanut butter & jelly sandwich? I am doing one right now, because I failed English too much, so now I am taking three English classes, one of them being two hour long on only Thursdays. I am just bored, and thought I would share my essay, I want people to "critique" what I already have so far.

[quote:df6a0]Before I tell you how to make the “Perfect Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwich”, I want to compare perfection to Henry Ford’s assembly line process, which revolutionized modern industry; to achieve perfection you must first experiment over and over again to gain a standard process, in this guide, it will be the standard process by which you will create a perfect peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Following this guide should get you the most satisfying results, but in order to get your favored result, you must follow this guide thoroughly. Perfection cannot be made if steps are not followed.
The first ingredients that you will need to make your peanut butter and jelly sandwich is refrigerated, cooled jelly; then, you will need peanut butter; and finally, bread; each ingredient being of any type that of which you prefer. Once you have all the ingredients, you will want a butter-knife, a paper-towel, and a paper plate.
Now that you have the things you need to create your PB&J sandwich, you must first organize your items -that way cleaning up will be much easier. Get your paper-towel and place it in the center of your cutting board or table. Next, open up the bread bag and place two slices juxtapose on the paper-towel. After having the slices of bread aligned, open up your jar of jelly and place the lid next to the jar, and open up your jar of peanut butter. After having done that, you can now take your knife, and begin to get jelly onto your knife. Along with several other Hebrew elephants…
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I am obviously not finished.

i thought this was gonna be some sick emo death camp joke of urs oOo:

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No.

I will not stop posting, until Badscript directly tells me to? eek: oOo:

did you put sugar on it, cause they rock asshole when you put sugar on the peanutbutterjelly

i can read minds and badscript is about to ban you.

[quote="Sgt. Paine":2e674]i can read minds and badscript is about to ban you.[/quote:2e674]

ME TOO!!! ....ESP

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I R SANDWICH KING

lol people pay you to make sandwiches

Is this a "Do my homework for me" forum now?

I've never had the pleasure of feasting on this fine American dish.

Go buy some bread, jelly, and peanutbutter. Slop peanutbutter on a piece of bread then do the same with the jelly. Place the pieces of bread together,with the peanutbutter and jelly in the middle and viola. If you have big scottish balls you might want to add some banana slices or dill pickles to the mix.


freak:

Re: How to make the "perfect" PB&J sandwich...
 

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i am asking for your criticism you fuckass

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":e2b1e]I've never had the pleasure of feasting on this fine American dish.[/quote:e2b1e]

Sounds fucking stinking anyway, jelly (jello) in a sandwich? Fuck that. oOo:

jelly is like jam, or fruit preserves, like marmalade and shit... not like jello...

jelly = jam

You homos have to have a different name for everything just to be different? I suppose "shit" is probably something like caviar ffs. oOo:

Oh and still sounds stinking.

Fuck no.

Peanut butter and strawberry jelly (jam) is the shit

go eat some potatos or something and stfu

PBJ > your shitty food

Go get a cheeseburger and whack off to some hick 5000 racing. oOo:

rofl

Wtf are you laughing at, making a fucking sandwich is probably about the extreme limit of your usefullness you filthy little cunt. Go spam more bullshit cause someone told you to you fucking muppet.

owned

go have a bowl of lucky charms and 5 knuckle shuffle over framerates and anti-aliasing

Show me something the Irish has done that is really significant.

sleeping:

Made up probably around a quarter the population of your country. Assuming you're american that is oOo: somehow i doubt "demons" is a country, well maybe if you're 7 or have the mental age of 7, which you do.

yea stfu you emo cock

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I hate you dont laugh at my shit....ever

NO! OMFG! I AM BOHEMIAN AND NORWEGIAN!!!!!
BOHEMIA & NORWAY > IRISHLAND!!!Q!

A quarter... but not half, you are INSIGNIFICUNT!

no you are gay...I have officaly made that a nationality starting now

you are the 1st ever 100 % pure decedent of gay

The only thing insignificant is your sad attempt to start threads of any interest and your sad attempts to appear funny. Do me a favour, stfu and go hang yourself, you'll thank me for it later nub.

Their is a difference from being just fucking retarded and trying to appear funny. I am not trying to appear funny. I will hang myself, but it won't do anything, I am immortal, my doctor even said so. Thats another thing about the Irish, they die and scare easily, said my doctor.

sleeping: oOo: in the house ^^^

u dudes stfu, the little kid is a nazi. end.

[quote="newt.":134d3]u dudes stfu, the little kid is a nazi. end.[/quote:134d3]

**u dudes stfu, the tall, oblivious, young-man* is a goose-stepping, wannabe nazi. end.

[quote=udetingo]I wannabe nazi.wait i am. end.[/quote:b2b99]

ok dude stfu