Do you read anything when you are on your throne?
 

Do you read anything while you are taking a shit?

For some reason I always feal the need to read anything game-related like manuals or strat guides. Usually I just sit there quietly though. Its also a great time to think. my IQ is like 84758934753849758974 higher when Im on the shitter

No. I try to be there for only a limited amount of time. Like say, 5 minutes. And I usually pushing, so I don't have the concentration to read.

i read World War II magazine or any of the Uncle Johns bathroom readers... at other peoples houses, i read the shampoo bottles...

I take my time when I poop, i never force it..

I've got a good recipe book in there at the moment, I enjoy the symmetry of
planning my next intake whilst opening the bomb-bay doors on the last lot.

its been the newspaper lately but i just finished 'secret garden secret window' by stephen king and had started 'the library police' sk.

you gotta push ? It just gliodes out for me :0) Must be all the fibre....

I usually reag magazines

library police is fucked up... are those in "four past midnight"?...

I usually read my video game manuals...or maxim magazine.

Guiness Book of World Records 2005

A PC gamer or equivelent.

don't make fun of me for saying this but I just finished "Band of Brothers" by ambrose but I'm currently taking in my piano keyboard and practice music stuff.

i read the book, it owns the series...

How much time do you guys spend in the bathroom? Christ. eek:

3-4 minutes....I just read a quick section...not study calculus

i just read time or PC gamer

Yeah, but these guys are reading novels.

As long as necessary, sometimes upwards of 20 mins, if im reading something half the time i forget where i am and what im supposed to be doing. biggrin:

lol Ive read novels before but usually only 1 page....

I didnt get done dropping the duece and come out knowing how to play like mozart

clean the mess up fast is my motto, don't sit around and let it cling to your ass.

im with him on this one

The point was that people are spending a total amount of time which is long enough to finish an entire novel on the toilet. If I did that, byt he time I got to the end I would ahve forgotten the beginning.

me too, i totally loose track of time on the shitter...

yes.


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i have a couple of first editions (the newest ones of course).

Well, I usually just go in there take a shit, wipe my ass and get out. I don't see the point in reading a magazine/newspaper for like 30 minutes....... by the time you're done you might as not even waste your toilet paper because your shit will be dried to your crack anyways lol.

Oh yeah, who are those sick fucks who look at porn when they shit?? How can you take a shit and then look at porn = boner ?? thats sick

Right now i have a Muscians friend catalog in there i browse through, I also have a radio in there (I listen to music while showering) so sometimes i listen to that. Usually im on the toilet 30 minutes at a time, 5 minutes to shit, 25 to finish reading.

i tried once but i take quick shits..

i jsut read magazines

damnit i need to take a shit! fucking door! *kicks door* i cant shit is a perfect square! *door breaks* good, its broken, now i can shit.

[quote="Grim_Reaper":1cbc0]damnit i need to take a shit! fucking door! *kicks door* i cant shit is a perfect square! *door breaks* good, its broken, now i can shit.[/quote:1cbc0]

eek:

[quote="Apocalypse | NoW":ccf64][quote="Grim_Reaper":ccf64]damnit i need to take a shit! fucking door! *kicks door* i cant shit is a perfect square! *door breaks* good, its broken, now i can shit.[/quote:ccf64]

eek:[/quote:ccf64]
dane cook... im now listening to bill burr rock:

I play Yatzee hand-held. rock:

Me too. I usually am looking at a Music123 catalog, or Sam Ash, or reading Motor Trend. If not that, I read shampoo bottles and such. I don't take shits at other houses.

rofl, i have that and monopoly, fuckin i should bring that into my john with me next time i gotta drop the cosbys off

[quote="Short Hand":420e4]you gotta push ? It just gliodes out for me :0) Must be all the fibre....[/quote:420e4]

nah, its prolly cuz most of us havent been fucked in the ass before oOo:

nvm

[quote=freedomfighter]nah, its prolly cuz most of us havent been fucked in the ass before oOo:[/quote:501b9]

happy:

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What does your wife think of your gaming habits?