Who Needs Women When You've Got One of These?
 

He'res some more crazy stuff from Japan....

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6717610

The only thing missing is the underwear.

ah sweet we need a few more threads about this...

They also make arm/torso pillows for women to use. The Japanese are crazy.

Posted before, but that link has better pics of it.

Man, that's retarded. oOo:

Roflmao, thats fucking weird. eek:

Weird shit for sure, but i wish i had the royalties for thinking of that one !!

Some dude is buying himself an island now.

...just wondering, but has anyone ever done it with a blow-up doll?

No.

Never had to resort to that level of desperation for a piece of "ass".

[quote="Sgt. Duffy":c5fce]...just wondering, but has anyone ever done it with a blow-up doll?[/quote:c5fce]No way would I ever do that except at gunpoint annoy: eek:

Oh, wow. I would of...I mean, if Im willing enough to straddle and hump my bed, then a blow-up, to me, would be 50X better.

You straddle and hump your bed? eek:

The question is who doesn't straddle and hump their bed. oOo:

[quote="Sgt. Duffy":8c07f]Oh, wow. I would of...I mean, if Im willing enough to straddle and hump my bed, then a blow-up, to me, would be 50X better.[/quote:8c07f]

You straddle and hump your bed?? oOo:

You REALLY need to find yourself a girl.....even if she's a fatty !!

[quote="[DAS REICH]Blitz":4b2ad]The question is who doesn't straddle and hump their bed. oOo:[/quote:4b2ad]

Well, at least Arkan and Zoner don't.

Yeah..what boy doesnt? My bed is literally crusty from all my dried-sperm.

[quote="Sgt. Duffy":f2885]Yeah..what boy doesnt? My bed is literally crusty from all my dried-sperm.[/quote:f2885]-1...And go sit in the corner

Ever hear of Kleenex, man? eek:

You don't need to pound one into the linen every time your dick gets hard.

LoL, I was just kidding. Gave off a gross thought, huh?

GTFO, ya sick bastard...

i suggest masturbation with a good heap of a535

...whats that? A brand of lube? I prefer dishwasher soap.

[quote="Sgt. Duffy":e14c0]...whats that? A brand of lube? I prefer dishwasher soap.[/quote:e14c0]

ban:

[quote="Sgt. Duffy":ed43c]Yeah..what boy doesnt? My bed is literally crusty from all my dried-sperm.[/quote:ed43c]

nice oOo:

I use wd40 and just ram it right threw a piece of wood. oOo:

oOo:

[quote="[DAS REICH]Blitz":a2e35]I use wd40 and just ram it right threw a piece of wood. oOo:[/quote:a2e35]

Jesus Christ, are you one of those GrandMasta Samurais? I mean, you gotta have a penis of steel to ram through a piece of wood, and mine would probably explode from the impact.

[quote="Sgt. Duffy":32daf][quote="[DAS REICH]Blitz":32daf]I use wd40 and just ram it right threw a piece of wood. oOo:[/quote:32daf]

Jesus Christ, are you one of those GrandMasta Samurais? I mean, you gotta have a penis of steel to ram through a piece of wood, and mine would probably explode from the impact.[/quote:32daf]If you can penetrate Mr.buttocks, you can penetrate reinforced concrete on a bad day.

I've penetrated him alright, but not his ass.

[quote="Sgt. Duffy":18d99]I've penetrated him alright, but not his ass.[/quote:18d99]
ear hole?

[quote="Sgt. Duffy":39241]I've penetrated him alright, but not his ass.[/quote:39241]

You jack off to dead gators...

[quote=Tripper]You jack off to dead gators...[/quote:ef077]

Well, you know, considering how their mouths are constantly open........

plzdie: stupid: