OCH! Thaht's a HOOGE burrrrrger!
 

http://news.scotsman.com/scotland.cfm?id=1457342004

You're on deck, Buttocks. Do gf1 proud! rock:

I' ate a 5-pound burger in one hour 28 minutes.

[img]http://duffmaru.freeservers.com/bullshit.jpg[/img]

Aren't you 12 or something?

Well, I had the help of my dad....it was at a place I used to live, in Tracy California. I was just stealing the fame..my dad had arond 1/2, I had the other. Yeah, I was lying, partly.

Rofl^^...

Theres an 18lb burger somewhere around my area...I doubt anyone has even made a dent in that....If I was in the desert for 2 months without food Id eat that so quick....But chances are that wont happen anytime soon.

Yea, I wanna see proof.

I shit you not. Back when I was 10, me and my dad went to a burger place in Tracy, California ( I live in Colorado now ) that was designed to look old fashioned, taking place in the '50's, yet it wasnt as Mexicans ran the store, and every 2 weeks they had a contest for a 5lb burger. Their monthly contest was that 5lb burger, a whopper of a milkshake, and fries. WE could of gotten have price if we had eaten the whole thing, but nearly didnt. We had been driving from the Mojave Desert, to check out where my dad was gonna work, and came back, and me and him had not eaten since lunch of the previous day, and Im betting it was around 7:00PM at the time. My dad was curious, so he got the 5 pounder, and it took us forever, but we ate nearly all of it, save for...I dunno hot to measure this...three "fistfulls" of burger. End of thy story. People have done it before, me and my dad watched them a lot, it was usually 30 year olds, or really huge guys, I mean...I used to think my dad was a huge guy, alt nearly 400 pounds, but these guys were GIGANTIC. I mean, they had to be scooted aorund in wheelchairs, because their legs couldsnt support themselves. AAnd these were the guys that ate the burger. Never knew how long it took them..I just recorded me and my dads time.

[quote="Sgt. Duffy":ede4f]I shit you not. Back when I was 10, me and my dad went to a burger place in Tracy, California ( I live in Colorado now ) that was designed to look old fashioned, taking place in the '50's, yet it wasnt as Mexicans ran the store, and every 2 weeks they had a contest for a 5lb burger. Their monthly contest was that 5lb burger, a whopper of a milkshake, and fries. WE could of gotten have price if we had eaten the whole thing, but nearly didnt. We had been driving from the Mojave Desert, to check out where my dad was gonna work, and came back, and me and him had not eaten since lunch of the previous day, and Im betting it was around 7:00PM at the time. My dad was curious, so he got the 5 pounder, and it took us forever, but we ate nearly all of it, save for...I dunno hot to measure this...three "fistfulls" of burger. End of thy story. People have done it before, me and my dad watched them a lot, it was usually 30 year olds, or really huge guys, I mean...I used to think my dad was a huge guy, alt nearly 400 pounds, but these guys were GIGANTIC. I mean, they had to be scooted aorund in wheelchairs, because their legs couldsnt support themselves. AAnd these were the guys that ate the burger. Never knew how long it took them..I just recorded me and my dads time.[/quote:ede4f] Quality Not Quantity..
stupid:
20 Periods... 26 Commas

........you counted?!

[quote="Sgt. Duffy":1ba69]........you counted?![/quote:1ba69]Yes, now plz lets wait for buttocks to post that hes had a heart attack.

You guys really worship this Buttocks guy, dont you? Most of the time, he types nothing but the little simmer down icon ( calmdown: ) and you guys wait for him to do that?

[quote="Sgt. Duffy":38c4a]You guys really worship this Buttocks guy, dont you? Most of the time, he types nothing but the little simmer down icon ( calmdown: ) and you guys wait for him to do that?[/quote:38c4a]

are you high?...

Holy fack! I think that'd kill me. ed:





[quote="Sgt. Duffy":59e2b]You guys really worship this Buttocks guy, dont you? Most of the time, he types nothing but the little simmer down icon ( calmdown: ) and you guys wait for him to do that?[/quote:59e2b]

-171 calmdown:

Of course he is lying, the diner that makes the famous 5 lb burger has never had one single patron finish it in one sitting ever. It's just too much meat to consume at one time.

[img]http://www.flashpunk.ca/foto/archives/photo/mmmburger.jpg[/img]

Duffy, you're slowly becoming more annoying than Duke.

Fellas, there's a steak place near me that offers free, anyone who can sit down and eat a 72 oz steak. If you finish it, it's free and you get your name and pic on their "wall of fame". If not, you pay for the meal. There are a few peoples picture on that wall so it was done.

He is more annoying than duke, Duke is at least just a moron whos not a "kiddie"...Duff=ultra kiddie

Same. Lone Star Cafe here in Ottawa does the same thing.
4.5lbs of steaky goodness.

You gotta eat the potato too, though. Man, I can't even imagine putting a dent in that steak and I'm a pretty big dude.

How bigs the patater?

[quote="Sgt. Duffy":d31f8]How bigs the patater?[/quote:d31f8]30 POUNDS, Im assuming a regular sized potato, dont think they can get any bigger without weird growth hormones..

It's one of those huge honkin' russet baking potatoes. Yukon Gold potatoes are for fags. heh

[img]http://www.leskincaid.com/food/images/russet%20potato.jpg[/img]
I guess if you finished the steak, it wouldnt be that bad as long as you had something to drink.

rofl didnt nyck post a pic of him eating a huge burger?

[quote="Scalping Chief":69571]rofl didnt nyck post a pic of him eating a huge burger?[/quote:69571]

blt from fat fish blue in cleveland

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Looks Delish happy: ed:

i want a burger now

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":d25cd]Looks Delish happy: ed:[/quote:d25cd]
your talking about the burger right? biggrin:

[quote="Scalping Chief":97a66][quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":97a66]Looks Delish happy: ed:[/quote:97a66]
your talking about the burger right? biggrin:[/quote:97a66]I wanna grab me a piece of "bacon" happy:

he wants my fat fuckin cock

he wants your man mayonaise

[quote="Scalping Chief":6cb9a]he wants your man mayonaise[/quote:6cb9a]I'm a sloppy eater, so it'll be all over my face ed:

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":7e848][quote="Scalping Chief":7e848]he wants your man mayonaise[/quote:7e848]I'm a sloppy eater, so it'll be all over my face ed:[/quote:7e848]

FACIAL CUMMMMMM BATHHHHHHEEEE

that was on King Of The Hill last night eek:

Just for the hell of it, I'll see if I can make a 25lb cheeseburger. I'll dedicate it to Blitz. cool:

[quote="Jin-Roh":61224]Just for the hell of it, I'll see if I can make a 25lb cheeseburger. I'll dedicate it to Blitz. cool:[/quote:61224]Bathe in all the juices and send me pics, nekkad pref.

[quote="Crazy Canadian":4661e]that was on King Of The Hill last night eek:[/quote:4661e]
no simpsons rolleyes:

I couldn't imagine eating something that big. I would feel bloated and sick for weeks. The most I have ever eaten was on one day, I hadn't eaten anything but cereal for about 2 days and went to a restraunt called Capones. I had a 15 oz. open face steak with French Fries and salad. [Pretty damn good, garlic and everything] Afterwards, on our way home, we stopped for ice cream at a place called Tagarts. I shared The Kitchen Sink with my mom [9 scoops of ice cream]. At home, I fell asleep within 30 mins. freak:

The most I ever drank at one restraunt was at that Capone's restraunt again. I once got 10 refills and still ate my open face steak. [This time only the 8oz]. I pissed for a good 3 mins straight.

i could never eat anything even close to that big. I don't have a big appetite unless im high.

yea right you eat big fat dicks every day