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wintersforge 12-22-2004 02:02 PM

hit it?
 
[img]http://www.marthatalks.com/images/Martha_09.jpg[/img]

im not sure i would...maybe if i was loaded...

Duke_of_Ray 12-22-2004 02:04 PM

oOo:

wintersforge 12-22-2004 02:08 PM

[img]http://images.chron.com/content/news/photos/04/03/04/stewart.jpg[/img]

[img]http://www.cyberpaperboy.com/martha_stewart.jpg[/img]

[img]http://www.jsonline.com/graphics/news/img/mar04/stewart1-verdict30504.jpg[/img]

[img]http://www.outtakes.com/portraits/graphics/marthastewart2b.jpg[/img]

[img]http://bigbelch.com/celebs/martha.gif[/img]

geRV 12-22-2004 02:09 PM

[img]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gerald.marley/Smilies/idhititbig.gif[/img]

















With a 9 iron.


eek:

ninty 12-22-2004 02:11 PM

You know, she was a model when she was younger.

Nyck 12-22-2004 02:11 PM

lock it...

yep.

oOo:

Godsmack 12-22-2004 02:11 PM

Fuck no

geRV 12-22-2004 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ninty9
You know, she was a model when she was younger.

Sadly though the 1920's are long gone. dance:

Arkan 12-22-2004 02:11 PM

Believe it or not, Arkan is gonna have to pass on that. Only reason is....she reminds me of someone i know and i don't care for that woman.

wintersforge 12-22-2004 02:16 PM

[img]http://www.outtakes.com/portraits/graphics/marthastewart2b.jpg[/img]

she is hot in that one pic.... eek:

Hollywood 12-22-2004 02:16 PM

How could you even consider touching that frigid bitch?

Mr.Buttocks 12-22-2004 02:16 PM

Only if she has a big meaty vulva.

Pyro 12-22-2004 02:17 PM

too old for me

Godsmack 12-22-2004 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arkan
Believe it or not, Arkan is gonna have to pass on that. Only reason is....she reminds me of someone i know and i don't care for that woman.

an ex-girl friend?

Mr.Buttocks 12-22-2004 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro
too old for me


Anything without a dummy in its mouth is too old for you Pyro!!! spank:

Judas 12-22-2004 02:21 PM

watched a special about her not too long ago and she was hot as shit as a young woman.

i would hit it , then make her bake me some cookies.

Nyck 12-22-2004 02:22 PM

[img]http://www.movv.com/prvupload/uploads/gervinabag.jpg[/img]

Godsmack 12-22-2004 02:23 PM

probably she decorate your penis with some... bows and smilie faces

Nyck 12-22-2004 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Godsmack
probably she decorate your penis with some... bows and smilie faces

fuck that decorate her face with hot thick man gravey the fuckin broad!

wintersforge 12-22-2004 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
[img]http://www.movv.com/prvupload/uploads/gervinabag.jpg[/img]

good fucking stuff +1 homo

Tripper 12-22-2004 02:28 PM

I would fuck her if she offered no strings attached and I was drunk....And she was willing to do ANYTHING I wanted. Including having milk poured on her pussy, while I slowly insert a ballpoint pen, wearing a sailors uniform, to the theme from M*A*S*H.

Mr.Buttocks 12-22-2004 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
I would fuck her if she offered no strings attached and I was drunk....And she was willing to do ANYTHING I wanted. Including having milk poured on her pussy, while I slowly insert a ballpoint pen, wearing a sailors uniform, to the theme from M*A*S*H.


happy: oOo:

ninty 12-22-2004 02:32 PM

2%?

bukdez 12-22-2004 02:33 PM

martha when she was a model...

[img]http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/business/martha-stewart/story.glamour.jpg[/img]...

Coleman 12-22-2004 02:34 PM

dan... oOo:


I just hope you daughter won't want to go and fuck Dustin Diamond (Skreetch) or Lori Beth Denberg

[img]http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/dodgeball__a_true_underdog_story/_group_photos/justin_long13.jpg[/img]

[DAS REICH] Blitz 12-22-2004 02:42 PM

Sure..why not sleeping:

wintersforge 12-22-2004 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coleman
dan... oOo:


I just hope you daughter won't want to go and fuck Dustin Diamond (Skreetch) or Lori Beth Denberg

[img]http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/dodgeball__a_true_underdog_story/_group_photos/justin_long13.jpg[/img]


oOo: she says she digs guys in turbans......and syrians....not sure what she meant oOo: the_finger: eek: oOo:

TonyMontana 12-22-2004 02:45 PM

wtf...no

[DAS REICH] Blitz 12-22-2004 02:48 PM

Laurie Beth Dinberg happy:

Machette 12-22-2004 02:51 PM

I dunno, depends on my mood...then i'd hit it with a baseball bat

Doctor Duffy 12-22-2004 03:03 PM

Well, I'd do her over my mom, so yeah, if I was really desperate.

Hybrid 12-22-2004 03:10 PM

Fuck no , I hope she rots in hell.

Doctor Duffy 12-22-2004 03:11 PM

The girl in your sig looks super-familiar...who is she?

[DAS REICH] Blitz 12-22-2004 03:14 PM

[quote="Sgt. Duffy":40820]The girl in your sig looks super-familiar...who is she?[/quote:40820]Milla Jovovich

Doctor Duffy 12-22-2004 03:15 PM

Man, she's cute.

Scalping Chief 12-22-2004 03:17 PM

id hit her then make her bake me a pie

Doctor Duffy 12-22-2004 03:19 PM

[quote="Scalping Chief":8688a]id hit her then make her bake me a pie[/quote:8688a]


LOL

Imagine the uses of having her around. She'd probably bring out the pop to clean the jizz off herself.

Arkan 12-22-2004 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Godsmack
Quote:

Originally Posted by Arkan
Believe it or not, Arkan is gonna have to pass on that. Only reason is....she reminds me of someone i know and i don't care for that woman.

an ex-girl friend?

No, some lady that lives near my girls old house. She just had a way of getting under my skin....like her shit didn't stink, and for that, i can't boink Martha !!

MotoxXx 12-22-2004 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
[img]http://www.movv.com/prvupload/uploads/gervinabag.jpg[/img]


KTOG 12-22-2004 04:08 PM

I know she likes saran wrap a lot so im sure she will enjoy a nice Chicago Hotplate.


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