Ode to Jizz
 

I got jizz on ma shoe,

I squirted jizz on the loo,

look there’s some jizz on a Jew,

yo dude this jizz shit is “brand new”.




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stupid: eek:


plzdie:

cuss: [img]http://s92915907.onlinehome.us/smilies/huge_bangin.gif[/img] hellfire: sleeping: rolleyes: biggrin:

lmfao

rock:

oOo:

I woz here, but now I'm not,
I'm round da corner smokin' pot!
I've wrote this message 2 prove a point,
Life is shit without a joint!

Once again, rock:

lol... jizz...

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"NYCK ROFL WTF!?!" - Milla

excuse me while i stab my eyes out...

honestly...

thanks nyck. rock:

ROFLMAO Nyck

Hickory Dickory Dock
The man jacked off his cock
The clock struck two
The man dropped his goo
Hickory Dickory Dock

That picture nearly made me puke.

I smoke two joints in the morning
I smoke two joint at night
I smoke two joint in the afternoon
It makes me feel all right


I smoke two joints in time of peace
And two in time of war
I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints,
And then I smoke two more


Daddy he once told me,
"Son, you be hard workin' man"
And momma she once told me,
"Son, you do the best you can"
Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"

Jesus, I hate that song. Is that a Bob Marley wannabe, or Marley himself?

Epic, nice stinger at the end there aswell

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OMFG.......LOOLOOLOOLZZZZZZZZZ +1

Right when I was hitting puberty, my jiz seemed to be semi-clear. Was that normal? Its white now, so it really doesnt matter much anymore..

dude, shut the fuck up...

x∞

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lol. those boots are leet.

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[quote="Sgt. Duffy":21919]Right when I was hitting puberty, my jiz seemed to be semi-clear. Was that normal? Its white now, so it really doesnt matter much anymore..[/quote:21919]

no you have aids, hope you die soon kkthx goodbai

what the fuck. plzdie:

jizz is cool cuz you can make babies with it happy:

KNEW U CAENT U R SCHTUPED.... biggrin:

hake:

nyck loves cock.

When I need some sexual healin',

and I get that throbbin' feelin',

I turn into a sex demon,

and I shoot jizz all over the ceilin',

coz my momma ain't made my breakfast.




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WTF ban:

I need more, more, more! happy: