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[DAS REICH] Blitz 12-23-2004 06:54 AM

Woman Pays $50,000...
 
..to clone her dead cat.oOo:
It was on the news and the woman claimed it remembered all the tricks she had taught it and loved water as her deceased cat did.

[quote:3d8f5]NEW YORK (CNN/Money) - A Dallas woman has received a clone of her dead cat after paying $50,000 to a California biotech company, a Texas newspaper reported.

The Dallas Morning News reported Wednesday that the 8-week-old cloned kitten -- dubbed Little Nicky -- was born in Austin and presented to a Texas woman named Julia who was saddened by the loss of the cat, also named Nicky, she had owned for 17 years.

The copied cat, which was delivered to Julie on Dec. 10, is the first ever cloned-to-order pet sold in the United States, the newspaper said.[/quote:3d8f5]

[url=http://money.cnn.com/2004/12/23/news/newsmakers/cloned_cat/index.htm?cnn=yes:3d8f5]Full Article Here[/url:3d8f5]

Godsmack 12-23-2004 06:55 AM

$50,000 ed:

Art Attack 12-23-2004 06:56 AM

That's cool but 50 000!!!

Godsmack 12-23-2004 07:02 AM

for a dead cat annoy: just get a new one for less money

[DAS REICH] Blitz 12-23-2004 07:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Godsmack
for a dead cat annoy: just get a new one for less money

Prob she really liked the old one and wanted one exactly like it. Lets get this straight though, she didnt clone the dead cat and it came out dead. She had dna from the previous cat when it died and it created a new living one.

Sergeant_Scrotum 12-23-2004 08:12 AM

"it liked water like the old one" well no shit! it likes to drink? thats very uncommen for an animal!

Zoner 12-23-2004 08:19 AM

I keep thinking of Church the cat from Pet Sematary. ed:

Arkan 12-23-2004 08:20 AM

Damn, it must be nice to have money to burn like that !

Akuma 12-23-2004 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner
I keep thinking of Church the cat from Pet Sematary. ed:

Haha, that's what I thought of too.

geRV 12-23-2004 10:39 AM

Mad...Old....Cunt


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ninty 12-23-2004 10:40 AM

Re: Woman Pays $50,000...
 
[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":26415]..to clone her dead cat.oOo:
It was on the news and the woman claimed it remembered all the tricks she had taught it and loved water as her deceased cat did.

[/quote:26415]

Hahaha, too bad thats impossible. Man, some people just dilute themselves. Some will believe anything, even if its blatantly obvious that it's wrong.

All she had to do was go out and buy a similar loking car for what $500? Because thats all she got really. The cat will differ in its upbringing, so if she does pretty much the same, the cat should turn out the same if its not crazy.

waste of 50g's. go buy a car instead, or a trip around the world or something.

Judas 12-23-2004 11:08 AM

if you have the money to blow ... pets are like your children.

Pyro 12-23-2004 12:37 PM

I wish i had that kind of money

Eight Ace 12-23-2004 01:45 PM

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":5aac8]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Godsmack
for a dead cat annoy: just get a new one for less money

Prob she really liked the old one and wanted one exactly like it. Lets get this straight though, she didnt clone the dead cat and it came out dead. She had dna from the previous cat when it died and it created a new living one.[/quote:5aac8]
...oh I see, and here we all were thinking she paid $50g for a
second dead cat, thanks ever so much for clearing that up.... eek:

[DAS REICH] Blitz 12-23-2004 02:43 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":3f31b][quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":3f31b]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Godsmack
for a dead cat annoy: just get a new one for less money

Prob she really liked the old one and wanted one exactly like it. Lets get this straight though, she didnt clone the dead cat and it came out dead. She had dna from the previous cat when it died and it created a new living one.[/quote:3f31b]
...oh I see, and here we all were thinking she paid $50g for a
second dead cat, thanks ever so much for clearing that up.... eek:[/quote:3f31b]I dont know whether your acting sarcastic, then if u thought the cat was fucking dead again, then you shoulda read the damn article. cuss:

Eight Ace 12-23-2004 02:45 PM

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":005ae][quote="Eight Ace":005ae][quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":005ae]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Godsmack
for a dead cat annoy: just get a new one for less money

Prob she really liked the old one and wanted one exactly like it. Lets get this straight though, she didnt clone the dead cat and it came out dead. She had dna from the previous cat when it died and it created a new living one.[/quote:005ae]
...oh I see, and here we all were thinking she paid $50g for a
second dead cat, thanks ever so much for clearing that up.... eek:[/quote:005ae]I dont know whether your acting sarcastic, then if u thought the cat was fucking dead again, then you shoulda read the damn article. cuss:[/quote:005ae]
...oh sorry, so the second cat is dead as well...yeah?... eek:

Godsmack 12-23-2004 03:03 PM

[img]http://www.groundforce1.com/forums/images/avatars/129624485541c7d81e2a105.jpg[/img]

Trunks 12-23-2004 03:08 PM

awesome. Im gonna clone myself. rock: Seriously tho, im surprised its even legal I mean bush is like against everything that has to do with stem cells/cloning/genetic enhancement.

[DAS REICH] Blitz 12-23-2004 03:53 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":1db9e][quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":1db9e][quote="Eight Ace":1db9e][quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":1db9e]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Godsmack
for a dead cat annoy: just get a new one for less money

Prob she really liked the old one and wanted one exactly like it. Lets get this straight though, she didnt clone the dead cat and it came out dead. She had dna from the previous cat when it died and it created a new living one.[/quote:1db9e]
...oh I see, and here we all were thinking she paid $50g for a
second dead cat, thanks ever so much for clearing that up.... eek:[/quote:1db9e]I dont know whether your acting sarcastic, then if u thought the cat was fucking dead again, then you shoulda read the damn article. cuss:[/quote:1db9e]
...oh sorry, so the second cat is dead as well...yeah?... eek:[/quote:1db9e]Precisely. plzdie:

Eight Ace 12-23-2004 04:25 PM

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":59d21][quote="Eight Ace":59d21][quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":59d21][quote="Eight Ace":59d21][quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":59d21]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Godsmack
for a dead cat annoy: just get a new one for less money

Prob she really liked the old one and wanted one exactly like it. Lets get this straight though, she didnt clone the dead cat and it came out dead. She had dna from the previous cat when it died and it created a new living one.[/quote:59d21]
...oh I see, and here we all were thinking she paid $50g for a
second dead cat, thanks ever so much for clearing that up.... eek:[/quote:59d21]I dont know whether your acting sarcastic, then if u thought the cat was fucking dead again, then you shoulda read the damn article. cuss:[/quote:59d21]
...oh sorry, so the second cat is dead as well...yeah?... eek:[/quote:59d21]Precisely. plzdie:[/quote:59d21]
well...then you can see why I was mixed up the first time shitforbrains eek:
what are the chances of some bitch paying that much $ to end up with 2 dead cats..???

[DAS REICH] Blitz 12-23-2004 04:36 PM

One of them is alive, the old one is dead. The new one is alive. You're confusing the living fuck outta me calmdown:

Mr.Buttocks 12-23-2004 04:37 PM

eek:

Eight Ace 12-23-2004 04:44 PM

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":0ac9f]One of them is alive, the old one is dead. The new one is alive. You're confusing the living fuck outta me calmdown:[/quote:0ac9f]
wait...just wait a fucking minute...ok...which cat got cloned or teleported or whatever?!?
....the new one or the old one that you're now telling me didn't survive..?
just spell it out in plain fucking English man! annoy:

[DAS REICH] Blitz 12-23-2004 04:46 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":80a15][quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":80a15]One of them is alive, the old one is dead. The new one is alive. You're confusing the living fuck outta me calmdown:[/quote:80a15]
wait...just wait a fucking minute...ok...which cat got cloned or teleported or whatever?!?
....the new one or the old one that you're now telling me didn't survive..?
just spell it out in plain fucking English man! annoy:[/quote:80a15]Woman had Cat A. Cat A Dies. Woman Takes DNA from CAT A(WHO IS DEAD) and puts it in a DNA BANK. WOman goes to clone place, with CAT a's DNA. CAT B is created from CAT A's DNA.

Eight Ace 12-23-2004 04:58 PM

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":73f3a]Woman had Cat A. Cat A Dies. Woman Takes DNA from CAT A(WHO IS DEAD) and puts it in a DNA BANK.[/quote:73f3a]
oh I see, sorry I didn't realise the woman was the mother...hi tec shit this,
so she gave birth to catA, who was stillborn ( or died soon after)..so she
got some human/cat DNA and made catB....who snuffed it as well...apparently.

RIP both cats.....particularly at this time of year. annoy:

[DAS REICH] Blitz 12-23-2004 05:00 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":f36f0][quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":f36f0]Woman had Cat A. Cat A Dies. Woman Takes DNA from CAT A(WHO IS DEAD) and puts it in a DNA BANK.[/quote:f36f0]
oh I see, sorry I didn't realise the woman was the mother...hi tec shit this,
so she gave birth to catA, who was stillborn ( or died soon after)..so she
got some human/cat DNA and made catB....who snuffed it as well...apparently.

RIP both cats.....particularly at this time of year. annoy:[/quote:f36f0] ed:

Jin-Roh 12-23-2004 05:33 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":b414f][quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":b414f]Woman had Cat A. Cat A Dies. Woman Takes DNA from CAT A(WHO IS DEAD) and puts it in a DNA BANK.[/quote:b414f]
oh I see, sorry I didn't realise the woman was the mother...hi tec shit this,
so she gave birth to catA, who was stillborn ( or died soon after)..so she
got some human/cat DNA and made catB....who snuffed it as well...apparently.

RIP both cats.....particularly at this time of year. annoy:[/quote:b414f]


roflmao +3

101stSpeirs 12-23-2004 11:16 PM

[quote="Sergeant_Scrotum":f9f9a]"it liked water like the old one" well no shit! it likes to drink? thats very uncommen for an animal![/quote:f9f9a]

yeah, dont see that very often oOo:

strvs 12-23-2004 11:26 PM

ahahaah 8ace rock: happy:

Tripper 12-23-2004 11:26 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":86a64][quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":86a64]Woman had Cat A. Cat A Dies. Woman Takes DNA from CAT A(WHO IS DEAD) and puts it in a DNA BANK.[/quote:86a64]
oh I see, sorry I didn't realise the woman was the mother...hi tec shit this,
so she gave birth to catA, who was stillborn ( or died soon after)..so she
got some human/cat DNA and made catB....who snuffed it as well...apparently.

RIP both cats.....particularly at this time of year. annoy:[/quote:86a64]

lmfao gg


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