I got a swat today at school!
 

Man it was kind of crazy. In theater class some kids were working on a project and had an iron sitting on the floor, plugged in and everything. Well this lady was beating the crap out of me and in my effort to try and get out of the headlock I kicked over the iron. Well to say the least the teacher was pissed. We both had to go to the office. Since we were "horseplaying" we got the choice of one swat each or one day of I.S.S.. It was easy I picked the swat. Actually this story sucks, but atleast you read it.

wtf is a swat, i was expecting SWAT to come in and shoot stuff

A spanking. eek:

What the fuck Duke....Make sense you fruit.

lol wtf you're allowed to get hit by a teacher?

^really

duke. i know you said you had bad handwriting (because you wrote that letter looking like an 10 yr old), now you say you get spanked at school? LOL i think you really are like a 5th grader happy:

Heh, I am glad I can get "swats" at school. Means I do not have to serve detention. I had my choice, swats was it. I got in trouble for horseplaying, when really it was this girl that was the main problem. Though she could have got into alot of trouble if it was just her so I shared the blame. Anyways I smell cans of candy.

lol duke! aren't you a senior?! and what made her beat you? and how hard was the swat?

duke i think i've concluded that you are retarded.

a sexy one though

Do you live in the 50s Duke? through some strange Pong dimension or is it a hillbilly school? I thought swatting was illegal these days.... spank:

Take a gun into school tomorrow and kill everyone.

duke you need to see a doctor asap.

you get spanked in school? oOo:

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":8629b]Take a gun into school tomorrow and kill everyone.[/quote:8629b]

how was it, was the spanker hot?

I still don't understand wtf is going on. beer:

[quote="mr.miyagi":18d6b]Do you live in the 50s Duke? through some strange Pong dimension or is it a hillbilly school? I thought swatting was illegal these days.... spank:[/quote:18d6b]

No, we just live in a really hick town. It's okay to "swat" the kids, and ocassionaly punch them in the throat. This substitues today's "detentions" and other pussy methods of discipline.

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":6bd75]Take a gun into school tomorrow and kill everyone.[/quote:6bd75]

Excellent suggestion.

[quote="Grim_Reaper":6690e]lol duke! aren't you a senior?! and what made her beat you? and how hard was the swat?[/quote:6690e]

Yes, I am a senior. Why did she beat me? Well she and I usually have some kind of competition going, and this time she owed me a dollar. I knew I would never get it from her the easy way, so I had her by me a coke and I told here I would pay her back. I did, It was a $1.08 so I haver her a dime. That was yesterday, so her revenge struck today. The swat stung, but not all to bad. It was only my second swat, the first was for being tardy all the time. I am so glad they give swats, makes everything so much easier. Swat is quick and forgton soon.

I do have to say Alax54 that the punching in the throat is too much. Remember that kid on the second day of school that got his throat punched out because he did not eat is mashed potatos?

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":95c99]
Remember that kid on the second day of school that got his throat punched out because he did not eat is mashed potatos?[/quote:95c99]


WTF LOL?!?!?! happy: oOo:

Wtf Spanked, ROFL. I thought the swat team came in cause you kicked over the iron.

holy fuk this gets better and better rofl

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":ac549][quote="Duke_of_Ray":ac549]
Remember that kid on the second day of school that got his throat punched out because he did not eat is mashed potatos?[/quote:ac549]


WTF LOL?!?!?! happy: oOo:[/quote:ac549]ROFLMAO, Your school is fucking old school. rock:

that school would have lawsuits galore if they were "punching" kids eek:

[quote="9mm BeRetTa":1334a]that school would have lawsuits galore if they were "punching" kids eek:[/quote:1334a]From the looks of it, His town seems to be living in the past and the parents prob. think they should do more than punch. eek:

Not just his school, remember, I am there too.....

Well, first off, our school has about 250 students.....thats K-12, btw.

So, that means it is, yes, It is a 'hick' school.

But it is kinda fun, they let you get away with a lot, actually....

One time I drank whiskey on the school bus, along with Alax ^ and I got 3 weeks of In School Suspension....they let me off easy!

Do they make you wear a dunce cap when you're being a prat?

/duel banjos.....

[quote="Grim_Reaper":db72a]a sexy one though[/quote:db72a]

ed:

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The whiskey school bus thing jus reminded me of that school bus video clip, remember it? the onboard bus-cam saw the driver pass out while driving and he went on the verge and a kid at the back hit the roof of the bus coz it was so bumpy, rofl (i shouldn't laugh but c'mon)........


anyone remember it or even got it?!!? i'll pay you in GF1 women if you find it....

Not sure if its the same video but the one where the bus flipped and the kids went flying.

[quote="mr.miyagi":db0ba]The whiskey school bus thing jus reminded me of that school bus video clip, remember it? the onboard bus-cam saw the driver pass out while driving and he went on the verge and a kid at the back hit the roof of the bus coz it was so bumpy, rofl (i shouldn't laugh but c'mon)........


anyone remember it or even got it?!!? i'll pay you in GF1 women if you find it....[/quote:db0ba]

I remember that ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! rock:

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OMG COLLIN FARRRL

COLIN FARRELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! rock: