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Coleman 01-18-2005 02:02 PM

Why is it so chilly?!?!
 
WTF is wrong with today's weather patterns? Today we had our final band practice outside and no one could play at all...literally. Our horns were all frozen. Here are some pictures of my mouthpiece. My lips got stuck on it so i tried to pull off my lips and they started to squirt blood everywhere. The blood freakin froze instantly! I then spit on my horn and then that froze instantly! I know you canadians have it alot worse, but this isn't supposed to happen in eastern Pennsylvania!


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Mr.Buttocks 01-18-2005 02:05 PM

It's cold because it's cold.

anti 01-18-2005 02:06 PM

ed:

Coleman 01-18-2005 02:07 PM

PS. it had a -1 degrees F windchill today in Easton, PA.

Mr.Buttocks 01-18-2005 02:09 PM

Hi Guys! You're all gay.



ps: ubhomo

Jakke 01-18-2005 02:10 PM

well, its kinda your own fault, because you know it's freazing outside and a thrumpethingy is made from iron stuff, u kno what i mean oOo:

anti 01-18-2005 02:11 PM

-13 f for the windchill here

oh canada
our home and native land
true patriot love
in all our sons command
with glowing hearts we see the rise
the true north strong and free

Judas 01-18-2005 02:11 PM

wtf is that red ? your lips bleeding or what?

Coleman 01-18-2005 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DreadHead
well, its kinda your own fault, because you know it's freazing outside and a thrumpethingy is made from iron stuff, u kno what i mean oOo:

How is it my fault that I'm playing with a metal mouthpiece? Plastic ones are shit. It's not like they can make ones out of wood or anything special. Plus, we couldn't play (mostly because of this reason) due to the valves sticking; they were jammed and didn't open until we went inside and heated them up for 5mins afterwards. Not even blowing warm air into the horn would unfreeze the valves outside.

Jakke 01-18-2005 02:14 PM

hmm, well then don't play thrumpetthingy, play guitar happy:

Hawke 01-18-2005 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Judas
wtf is that red ? your lips bleeding or what?

read his first post rolleyes:

On Friday, it went from 70f in the afternoon[noonish] to snowning around 5:30pm, same day.

Coleman 01-18-2005 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hawke
Quote:

Originally Posted by Judas
wtf is that red ? your lips bleeding or what?

read his first post rolleyes:

On Friday, it went from 70f in the afternoon[noonish] to snowning around 5:30pm, same day.

ed:


yeah, judas that's frozen blood oOo:

Machette 01-18-2005 02:15 PM

I'll cuddle with you derek, that could help.. biggrin: happy:

Paintballr 01-18-2005 02:16 PM

15 degress here in NC

Tripper 01-18-2005 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coleman
Quote:

Originally Posted by DreadHead
well, its kinda your own fault, because you know it's freazing outside and a thrumpethingy is made from iron stuff, u kno what i mean oOo:

How is it my fault that I'm playing with a metal mouthpiece? Plastic ones are shit. It's not like they can make ones out of wood or anything special. Plus, we couldn't play (mostly because of this reason) due to the valves sticking; they were jammed and didn't open until we went inside and heated them up for 5mins afterwards. Not even blowing warm air into the horn would unfreeze the valves outside.

pour liquid hot magma onto them next time....

Mr.Buttocks 01-18-2005 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Machette
I'll cuddle with you derek, that could help.. biggrin: happy:


Go to Las Vegas and play the homo lottery. cuss:

Coleman 01-18-2005 02:18 PM

i remember seeing on TV how there were a few recorded times in Canada, Russia, and Siberia that if you spit it would turn to ice before it hit the ground ed: . Now that's freakin amazing. What would happen if you tried to take a piss ? happy:

Hawke 01-18-2005 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coleman
What would happen if you tried to take a piss ? happy:

Ouch. A piss sickle hanging from your wang. eek:

tomxtr 01-18-2005 02:26 PM

Post pics of your mangled lips. That's pretty nasty looking. happy:

Duke_of_Ray 01-18-2005 02:34 PM

It is a bit chilly here in Tejas.

Miscguy 01-18-2005 02:37 PM

Im surprized i'll be the first to post this.

You're freaking idiots for trying to play outside while it was so fucking cold you couldnt actually play outside. You brought the pain on yourself by your, or your teachers stupidity.

Any 1st grader knows cold + tounge(in this case lips) + metal = bad.

Unknown_Sniper 01-18-2005 03:10 PM

-1f cold my ass. It was -10 here without windchill or dew point. with windchill and dewpoint it was about -30f talk about freezing fast. AS soon as you stepped outside your balls turn blue, it gets hard to breate, not to mention that after about 2 minutes your toes, and fingers start to hurt so badly you cant stand it.last year it was even colder. so cold that teh diesel in teh busses around my school gelled up and they couldnt get the busses started. I think at about 4am that day it was about -50f

Hawke 01-18-2005 03:13 PM

Last Friday [like I said the weather changed], alot of people were in shorts and tee-shirts by afternoon. Around dinner, they were all fucked from the nice, freezing snow.

Coleman 01-18-2005 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miscguy
Im surprized i'll be the first to post this.

You're freaking idiots for trying to play outside while it was so fucking cold you couldnt actually play outside. You brought the pain on yourself by your, or your teachers stupidity.

Any 1st grader knows cold + tounge(in this case lips) + metal = bad.

first off, we didn't even know how cold it was outside since we were inside for midterms and then had a meeting with Senator Santorum.

Secondly, we have had early dismissals from school on our past rehearsal dates and we leave for DC tomorrow at 5am. So there was no choice on going outside today. We had to.

Coleman 01-18-2005 03:19 PM

[quote="Unknown_Sniper":e66a8]-1f cold my ass. It was -10 here without windchill or dew point. with windchill and dewpoint it was about -30f talk about freezing fast. AS soon as you stepped outside your balls turn blue, it gets hard to breate, not to mention that after about 2 minutes your toes, and fingers start to hurt so badly you cant stand it.last year it was even colder. so cold that teh diesel in teh busses around my school gelled up and they couldnt get the busses started. I think at about 4am that day it was about -50f[/quote:e66a8]yeah, i don't know how you people can stand that. I'm never moving up north for that reason. PA is the farthest north I'll be going.

Quze 01-18-2005 03:23 PM

Re: Why is it so chilly?!?!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Coleman
I know you canadians have it alot worse,

Hasn't been that cold where I live, actually. A few days ago it was +16 C

Sgt>Stackem 01-18-2005 03:48 PM

its crazy but it seems to get cold in the winter.................. go figure

imported_Grim_Reaper 01-18-2005 03:51 PM

its pretty cold here, nothing like last year though.

Sergeant_Scrotum 01-18-2005 03:55 PM

-40 with the windchill here today. Was kind of cold on the face but I still worked outside. I just had to go in every 30min or so and warm my face up/blow my nose and I was good to go again. I hate people who complain abbout the weather, its too hot in the summer and too cold in the winter. you people suck.

ninty 01-18-2005 04:17 PM

[quote="Sergeant_Scrotum":3392c]-40 with the windchill here today.[/quote:3392c]

Yeah, it was -40 here for the last two weeks. its warmed up now and it has been +8 thankfully. -40 sucks.

Akuma 01-18-2005 04:29 PM

-20 F with windchill

[DAS REICH] Blitz 01-18-2005 04:30 PM

only 30 around here.

Mr.Buttocks 01-18-2005 04:35 PM

[url=http://www.groundforce1.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=1003632&postdays=0&postorder=asc&h ighlight=cold&start=0:34ef3]People who complain about the cold are like........homosexuals.[/url:34ef3]

[DAS REICH] Blitz 01-18-2005 04:46 PM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":91ab9][url=http://www.groundforce1.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=1003632&postdays=0&postorder=asc&h ighlight=cold&start=0:91ab9]People who complain about the cold are like........homosexuals.[/url:91ab9][/quote:91ab9]Count me in. rock:

Sergeant_Scrotum 01-18-2005 04:49 PM

Only thing I don't like is my car hates the cold so it dosent want to work. Their a sensor that controls the engine that is inside the car. Because its inside the car the engine cant warm it up so it gets moisture in it and the car won't run worth a shit so I have a space heater out in the car now trying to warm it up.

[DAS REICH] Blitz 01-18-2005 04:49 PM

My bro's car's Trunk froze solid shut today, took a while to get it open.

Milla 01-18-2005 04:52 PM

Blood eh....band is a brutal sport. biggrin:

Zoner 01-18-2005 05:03 PM

-38C here today

My dick almost froze onto my leg.

[DAS REICH] Blitz 01-18-2005 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner

My dick almost froze onto my leg.

How can you tell the difference ed:

Zoner 01-18-2005 05:06 PM

It usually swings. happy:


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