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[DAS REICH] Blitz 01-20-2005 02:23 PM

63 cats in van..
 
Whats with all the recent cat abuse eek:

[quote:920b3]ROSWELL, New Mexico (AP) -- A routine traffic stop Wednesday led to the discovery of more than 60 sick and hungry cats in the back of a moving van driven by a 71-year-old woman.

Mary Jane Lyle pleaded not guilty to multiple counts of animal cruelty at a court appearance. She was being held in a Chaves County detention center.

If prosecuted, the charges carry possible prison time.

An officer pulled over the van because one of its taillights was out. While the officer was talking to Lyle, he heard noises coming from the back.

"Our officer heard a cat that appeared to be injured in some way," said police spokesman Robert Giles.

Lyle said she had a cat. But when the officer opened the back of the truck, he discovered 63.

Two of the cats were dead and the others were "in various stages of health," Giles said.[/quote:920b3]

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[url=http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/01/20/animal.cruelty.ap/index.html:920b3]Full Article Here[/url:920b3]

Duke_of_Ray 01-20-2005 02:27 PM

Thats messed up. annoy:

Mr.Buttocks 01-20-2005 02:33 PM

Most women that like cats are a bit oOo:.

Duke_of_Ray 01-20-2005 02:42 PM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":ef96d]Most women that like cats are a bit oOo:.[/quote:ef96d]

The girl that caused my spanking loves cats. oOo:

geRV 01-20-2005 02:57 PM

So she pleads not guilty.........even though they found 63 cats probably washing in their own piss, 2 died of the stink and half them are probably eyeing the other half up for a canniballs breakfast..


oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo:

[DAS REICH] Blitz 01-20-2005 02:58 PM

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":2a7e6][quote="Mr.Buttocks":2a7e6]Most women that like cats are a bit oOo:.[/quote:2a7e6]

The girl that caused my spanking loves cats. oOo:[/quote:2a7e6]Pics of her now.

CoMaToSe 01-20-2005 04:15 PM

[img]http://www4.district125.k12.il.us/faculty/ttomaso/WD/directory/quiz19501/images/easy%20-%20cat%20lady.gif[/img]

Doctor Duffy 01-20-2005 04:19 PM

[img]http://www.ahajokes.com/cartoon/cute_cat.jpg[/img]

Pyro 01-20-2005 04:23 PM

she deserves death.

mr.miyagi 01-20-2005 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro
she deserves death.

Yes. Terminate that useless sack of shit cuss:

Maplegyver 01-20-2005 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro
she deserves death.

oOo:

[DAS REICH] Blitz 01-20-2005 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
http://www4.district125.k12.il.us/faculty/ttomaso/WD/directory/quiz19501/images/easy%20-%20cat%20lady.gif

ROFL biggrin:

Akuma 01-20-2005 05:42 PM

[quote="mr.miyagi":3f561]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro
she deserves death.

Yes. Terminate that useless sack of shit cuss:[/quote:3f561]
imwithstupid:

harpua 01-20-2005 06:10 PM

ROSWELL



that should be enough

Doctor Duffy 01-20-2005 06:10 PM

Sixty-three cats in a van, sixty-three cats in a van. One fell dead, another hit its head, sixty-two cats in a van.

[DAS REICH] Blitz 01-20-2005 06:29 PM

[quote="Sgt. Duffy":cf91c]Sixty-three cats in a van, sixty-three cats in a van. One fell dead, another hit its head, sixty-two cats in a van.[/quote:cf91c]That'd make 61 if the one who hit its head died. stupid:

Himmler 01-20-2005 08:33 PM

whatta bitch

geRV 01-20-2005 08:46 PM

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":bac4a][quote="Sgt. Duffy":bac4a]Sixty-three cats in a van, sixty-three cats in a van. One fell dead, another hit its head, sixty-two cats in a van.[/quote:bac4a]That'd make 61 if the one who hit its head died. stupid:[/quote:bac4a]

Nah it had a concussion but was otherwise fine. nag:

Duke_of_Ray 01-21-2005 11:34 AM

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":ad869][quote="Duke_of_Ray":ad869][quote="Mr.Buttocks":ad869]Most women that like cats are a bit oOo:.[/quote:ad869]

The girl that caused my spanking loves cats. oOo:[/quote:ad869]Pics of her now.[/quote:ad869]

Not a chance, your to much of the perv to handle that.

Milla 01-21-2005 12:32 PM

In a van down by the river....

[DAS REICH] Blitz 01-21-2005 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Milla
In a van down by the river....

I lost my virginity to milla.

Coleman 01-21-2005 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Milla
In a van down by the river....

haahah SNL for life!

CoMaToSe 01-21-2005 03:56 PM

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":e165d]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Milla
In a van down by the river....

I lost my virginity to milla.[/quote:e165d]
eek:
Me too. Milla you slut monkey

[DAS REICH] Blitz 01-21-2005 03:58 PM

[quote=CoMaToSe]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "[DAS REICH
Blitz":26ec3]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Milla
In a van down by the river....

I lost my virginity to milla.

eek:
Me too. Milla you slut monkey[/quote:26ec3]We had to find a bigger room so membrane could at least get halfway up. ed:

CoMaToSe 01-21-2005 04:06 PM

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":0a2d7][quote=CoMaToSe]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "[DAS REICH
Blitz":0a2d7]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Milla
In a van down by the river....

I lost my virginity to milla.

eek:
Me too. Milla you slut monkey[/quote:0a2d7]We had to find a bigger room so membrane could at least get halfway up. ed:[/quote:0a2d7]
eek:
Im sorry, that makes zero sense

[DAS REICH] Blitz 01-21-2005 04:18 PM

[quote=CoMaToSe][quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":7b786]
Quote:

Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
Quote:

Originally Posted by "[DAS REICH
Blitz":7b786]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Milla
In a van down by the river....

I lost my virginity to milla.

eek:
Me too. Milla you slut monkey

We had to find a bigger room so that his membrane(his penis.) could at least get halfway up. ed:[/quote:7b786]
eek:
Im sorry, that makes zero sense[/quote:7b786]Now?

CoMaToSe 01-21-2005 06:01 PM

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":68cc9][quote=CoMaToSe][quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":68cc9]
Quote:

Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
Quote:

Originally Posted by "[DAS REICH
Blitz":68cc9]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Milla
In a van down by the river....

I lost my virginity to milla.

eek:
Me too. Milla you slut monkey

We had to find a bigger room so that his membrane(his penis.) could at least get halfway up. ed:[/quote:68cc9]
eek:
Im sorry, that makes zero sense[/quote:68cc9]Now?[/quote:68cc9]
I dont see 1. how room size is related and b) I have never heard the penis called a membrane. A membrane is a thin sheet of organic material oOo:

[DAS REICH] Blitz 01-21-2005 09:16 PM

Well, it can be called that and I did so sdhf.

Innoxx 01-21-2005 09:24 PM

Milla Billa lost his virginity to me.

Milla 01-22-2005 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Innoxx
Milla Billa lost his virginity to me.

beer:

Coleman 01-22-2005 11:07 AM

spank:


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