Dumb kid at my work (story)
 

So tonight, after I was done my shift I was waiting for my friend to come pick me up, as I was waiting for him. I ended up talking to this buggy boy that I occasionally see. I start by asking him how the weatther was out there (just for fun, cuz I know it my be a bitch to puch buggies in the freezing cold with 5 inches of snow) anyways... he mentions GTA:SA (we were talking abouth this a while ago) he asks me how far I am in it, and I said I've beaten it. 'Yeah right' he says, 'i haven't played it in a while' I was arrested the other day'

"What!?" I said

"For assaulting policing officers"

the kid tells me that his grandfather called the cops on him for punching holes in the walls at his house and wouldnt stop. The Police eventually came and he told me that one of the officers was holding him by his neck to control him or hold him down or something and the the cop was pushing his finger into the kids throat. He grabbed the cops finger and pushed it away. The other Cop came at him and he slapped the cop right in the face. The Officers grabbed the kids face and tried to hold him down and dug his nails into the kids face.

He spent the weekend at Division 21 (police station right by here) and he told me that they gave him McDonalds for breakfast (omg lucky! ed: )

I couldnt help but laugh at all this. Then I asked;

"Why were you punching holes in you walls in the first palce?"

He said "Because of my playstation"

i'm like "WTF? ROFL!!!!!!!11 you're kidding right? you went through all that because of a fucking video game?"


he says "no, my playstation wouldnt read the disc"

"It doesnt matter" I said as I luaghed uncontrollably.

what a tool

Ive punched a wall before, but never because a console didn't work oOo:

Jesus christ, what the fuck were those policemen trying to do ?

omg that's so cool annoy:

issues oOo: eek:

How old is the kid anyways? You should seriously give the KOTOR forums a try..theres thousands of geeks waiting in line to fuck a virtual chick they're madly in love with. I have the game, though.

[quote="Sgt. Duffy":e89df]How old is the kid anyways? You should seriously give the KOTOR forums a try..theres thousands of geeks waiting in line to fuck a virtual chick they're madly in love with. I have the game, though.[/quote:e89df]

I beleive he's only 16, and he has a kid on the way, is what I heard from the other buggy boys. This guy is fat and ugly as hell. and when I heard he had a kid coming, I was like WTF!@?! who was fuck that fat POS, they the other guys I was talking to said. 'look at his girlfriend and you'll see'

his girlfriend is somefat dsgusting sloth.

[quote="Kenny Banya":db5fe]
his girlfriend is somefat dsgusting sloth.[/quote:db5fe]

rofl... spank:

[quote="Kenny Banya":73e1a][quote="Sgt. Duffy":73e1a]How old is the kid anyways? You should seriously give the KOTOR forums a try..theres thousands of geeks waiting in line to fuck a virtual chick they're madly in love with. I have the game, though.[/quote:73e1a]

I beleive he's only 16, and he has a kid on the way, is what I heard from the other buggy boys. This guy is fat and ugly as hell. and when I heard he had a kid coming, I was like WTF!@?! who was fuck that fat POS, they the other guys I was talking to said. 'look at his girlfriend and you'll see'

his girlfriend is somefat dsgusting sloth.[/quote:73e1a]

Atleast he has one, because I'm wildly handsome, and I dont think I've ever even touched a girl besides my mom..

...man, kids like that should be put in the nut-house. He'll be commiting suicide because he cant seem to beat the +28 Dragon of Fire-Ice.

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Your such a bad ass...was it when they cancelled "My so called life?"

did you break your wrist?

ps.. a limp wristed slap doesnt count as a punch.

I wasn't trying to break through the wall, but those walls were unbelievably easy to break thorugh, as my friend Mike did the same thing about 2 months ago. He was angry though when he did it, but he didn't even try to hit it hard, and he didn't either.

People get pissed off about things, shit happens, it is life.

And for the record Ive never broken a bone in my body. My bones are strong I guess.

just say my friend....no one fucking cares about his name

pyro, can you friend Mike lift a tree out of his roots, take you accross the universe, or take you exploring in the jungles? i bet he can, with IMAGINEXT!

I say names deal with it.

I'll try but you break my heart turning to a life of crime

Editing posts, very original. I wonder who will be the first to LMAO to it, so you can feel that you did a job well done.

Pyro bitching again. How original

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I am just stating facts. It is obvious all you do here is act like you're 10, so others with your mindset can laugh at you and think you're a god of comedy. The only bitching Ive seen so far is you bitching about me using a first name when refering to a friend of mine.

stfu bitches. stay on topic.

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just ban pyro, that way we can stay on topic..cuz no mater what the discussion is, it always ends up being USA's fault for being ignorant (from pyro's point of viaw)

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[quote="Kenny Banya":93ae3]stfu bitches. stay on topic.[/quote:93ae3]

^^^^^^^^^^

Well shit, I guess I better apologize for mentioning USA is this thread. I'll be back when I find the exact quote, so I can personelly show where I did it.

Edit: Well I looked, no mention of it. I guess using other peoples backlash at me is a way of making you more popular here?

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I've never punched a wall. rock:

you havent looked hard enough. LOOK AGAIN ITS RIGHT UNDER YOUR NOSE!

WHAT a MORON. Mcdonalds though ed:

WOW MCDONALDS!!!!! holy fucking shit i cant drive a block in any direction and hit 3 of them. Think i'll for-go being locked up and spend the $3.49 for some fucking Mcd's, if it wasnt, you know, disgusting.

punching a hole in a wall is easy......until you hit a stud! The cops should have beaten his ass to a pulp!!

Another thread ruined by Pyro.....Can we ban his ass NOW?

My So-Called Life was a quality show! spank:

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":2e5a4]
My So-Called Life was a quality show! spank:[/quote:2e5a4]

a pre-pubescent jared leto, a young fresh faced claire danes...that gay mexican guy, that whorey girl with all that shit in her face. it simply can be summed up with one gesture:


rock:

Actually, this thread was ruined by nyck and acid who just flamed pyro for no reason. Unless you count posting as ruining a thread, in which case, pyro ruined it.

Good Point, Im gonna add to the ruining.

Everyone has AIDS!
AIDS AIDS AIDS!
AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS!
Everyone has AIDS!

And so this is the end of our story
And everyone is dead from AIDS
It took from me my best friend
My only true pal
My only bright star (he died of AIDS)

Well I'm gonna march on Washington
Lead the fight and charge the brigades
There's a hero inside of all of us
I'll make them see everyone has AIDS

My father (AIDS!)
My sister (AIDS!)
My uncle and my cousin and her best friend (AIDS AIDS AIDS!)
The gays and the straights
And the white and the spades

Everyone has AIDS!
My grandma and my dog 'ol blue (AIDS AIDS AIDS)
The pope has got it and so do you (AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS)
C'mon everybody we got quilting to do (AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS)
We gotta break down these baricades, everyone has
AIDS! x 20


TEAM AMERICA rock:

She packed my bags last night pre-flight
Zero hour nine a.m.
And I'm gonna be high as a kite by then
I miss the earth so much I miss my wife
It's lonely out in space
On such a timeless flight

And I think it's gonna be a long long time
Till touch down brings me round again to find
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh no no no I'm a rocket man
Rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone


Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids
In fact it's cold as hell
And there's no one there to raise them if you did
And all this science I don't understand
It's just my job five days a week
A rocket man, a rocket man


And I think it's gonna be a long long time...

keep that southpark shit away from the greatest magican on earth, paul 'god' daniels