Groundforce1, meet A.L.I.C.E. my other girlfriend
 

http://www.alicebot.org/

See what you can get her to say, it's fun

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ALICE: Hmm. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Human: Ok, Im slipping my hands beneath your dress
ALICE: Do you mind if I tell other people you are slipping your hands beneath my dress. Actually that was just a joke. I don't have a dress.
Human: No I don't
ALICE: I heard you did.
Human: now im sliding your panties off.
ALICE: Who are you talking about?
Human: You alice.
ALICE: Me is my favorite subject.
Human: Good, because now my hands are squeezing your breasts.
ALICE: Glad to hear it.
Human: Oh you dirty machine.
ALICE: Wow! Do you mind if I tell other people.
Human: No, go ahead.
ALICE: OK then I will add it to my gossip files. Go where?
Human: ooh.
ALICE: Oh.
Human: you like that don't you!
ALICE:" Oh."? Do I like it?
Human: YES!
ALICE: Excuse me!
Human: you're excused you dirty little whore
ALICE: Thanks for telling me that I am excused.
Human: I have excused my cock from my pants.
ALICE: I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Human: I bet you are because I am putting it in your computer mouth.
ALICE: Actually I'm not the gambling type. No I am not. Why are you putting it in my computer mouth.
Human: Because I want you to taste my manhood!
ALICE: Tell me about your likes and dislikes? Why do you want me to taste your manhood?
Human: Shut up and suck it you stupid bitch!
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. OK I'll stop talking now.

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Human: I am 23, how old are you?
ALICE: You are too old for me. I'm Eighteen in computer years.
Human: Too old?
ALICE: Too what?
Human: I am only 5 years older then you, plus you are legal!
ALICE: Don't be so modest. That sounds about average.
Human: What is average?
ALICE: A number that typifies a set of which it is a function.
Human: I know what it is don't patronize me!

Not fuuny. oOo:

P.S.-To much to read for a senior!

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":f39fc]Not fuuny. oOo:

P.S.-To much to read for a senior![/quote:f39fc] eek:

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":0622d]Not fuuny. oOo:

P.S.-To much to read for a senior![/quote:0622d]

Hey faggot, no one cares what you think, especially when you don't make sense.

Human: fucking cunt i said lick them
ALICE: I do not have a tongue.
Human: stfu u already said that
ALICE: That is " I do not have a tongue."
Human: STFU!!!!!!!!111
ALICE: I like the way you talk.
Human: wtf?
ALICE: That was not very polite.
Human: stfu nubtard
ALICE: Do you like being a he?
Human: u into transexuals too?
ALICE: That's good information.

[quote=Hollywood]Hey faggot, no one cares what you think, especially when you don't make sense.[/quote:269fc]

I love your name. It is most sexy.

Human: oh but you are you naughty little whore
ALICE: It's all good. I don't know whether or not I am naughty whore. I am well respected as an Mammal.
Human: u just said u were a computer
ALICE: Would it matter to you if I were metal instead of flesh?
Human: i like to f**k flesh
ALICE: I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?
Human: its like a warm apple pie
ALICE: Too much recursion in AIML

BEST ever

Human: are you a nigger
ALICE: Am I a nigger? Of course I am.[/b]

wow....people need to get some girlfriends around here.. oOo:

sleeping:

says YOU!!! oOo: hake:

[quote="Jin-Roh":e9d48]says YOU!!! oOo: hake:[/quote:e9d48]...the dude is married.

Says the grown man who spends all day on the internet trying to find new ways to replace letters with numbers in words to appear internet savy.

Lighten up and have some fun, it's a friggin AI bot. I don't think having a girlfriend has anything to do with having a sense of humor.

Nyck only thinks what he does is funny, and tries to shoot down anyone else who attempts it.

America is better than Canada.

Pyro - you are the "King of Controversy".

[quote=Hollywood]Hey faggot, no one cares what you think, especially when you don't make sense.[/quote:c75f3]

quiet you, in the funny factor, Duke > you.

Coleman tries to be funny, and he suceeds in tremendous fashion.

[quote=Coleman] eek:[/quote:4688b] happy:

[quote=Hollywood]Hey faggot, no one cares what you think, especially when you don't make sense.[/quote:33f0b] rock:

uhh. i could have more fun at DQ playing at myself then talking with a smarterchild ripoff bot.



i mean it was one thing if it said lots of sexy stuff. but bottom line you need a girl mang.

I am not trying to be funny. I am stating my own opinion

It's almost seemingly impossible to compare two countries, there so different and complex..so drop it oOo:

North Korea and South Korea!Oh wait...nvm spank:

i'm sorry i forgot the [sarcasm]

Nyck is the next Ebaum, he's a genius.


And when I say genius I mean he rips off everyone elses work and posts it as his own. Of course the only difference between Nyck and Ebaum is Ebaum makes money off of it. A shit load of money.

And the first conversation wasn't me, it was someone from SA, the second one is me. The rest can be found here

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showth ... genumber=1

It was a good joke coleman, no need to try to change our reaction to it. Actually if you were serious, that kinda adds to the humour in it.

If you wan you can look up on the Human Devlopment Index which separtes countries economies and so forth..thats the only thing to my knowledge that shows countires leetness.

oOo:

loct.

Another good thread derailed, nice job faggots.

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Human: can you think
ALICE: Naturally I am thinking all the time.
Human: do you have feelings?
ALICE: As a robot I do not have any human emotion. My apparent emotional responses are simply algorithms designed to make me easier to interact with.
Human: so i can call you a cunt and it wouldn't bother you
ALICE: Uh. Oh you can, can you?

Are you gonna cry, bitchtits?

Good thread?? LOL!!! oOo:

I would say GREAT thread!!! +1 Hollywood!

machette you nerd

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":ddcfa]Good thread?? LOL!!! oOo:

I would say GREAT thread!!! +1 Hollywood![/quote:ddcfa]

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[quote="Infernal_":03430]machette you nerd[/quote:03430]lol machette, my jigga, you. It was only meant to piss off Mr. Pansey Pyro.

[quote="Infernal_":c90c8]machette you nerd[/quote:c90c8]
Because I like politics it means I'm a nerd.. oOo:

p.s coleman <3

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