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ninty 02-15-2005 05:01 PM
Woman finds penis in ketchup bottle
 
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,12 ... 62,00.html
http://iafrica.com/news/worldnews/413348.htm

[DAS REICH] Blitz 02-15-2005 05:02 PM
"It looked like a penis, of an adult if it's human, and medium sized," she told AFP."

ROFLMAO! nice find 99

KTOG 02-15-2005 05:02 PM
It was probably just mold clump together. I read about something like this happening a lot where mold sits in their and forms a long phallic object.

Coleman 02-15-2005 05:03 PM
haha, that penis just adds a stronger 'bite' to the sauce!

[DAS REICH] Blitz 02-15-2005 05:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Coleman
haha, that penis just adds a stronger 'bite' to the sauce!
/vomits.

lasagna 02-15-2005 05:05 PM
were they trying to fuck the bottle, got it stuck, said fuck it, and decided to cut that sucker off?

Godsmack 02-15-2005 05:07 PM
You know what I hate ... when the ketchup gets all watery

lasagna 02-15-2005 05:11 PM
[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":47402]
Quote:
Originally Posted by Coleman
haha, that penis just adds a stronger 'bite' to the sauce!
/vomits.[/quote:47402]

yeah add a little "mayonnaise". happy:

Mr.Buttocks 02-15-2005 05:26 PM
oOo:

Tripper 02-15-2005 05:29 PM
wtf penisauce

Himmler 02-15-2005 06:15 PM
oOo: rolleyes:

Vance 02-15-2005 07:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Godsmack
You know what I hate ... when the ketchup gets all watery
That's why you shake the bottle

harpua 02-15-2005 07:29 PM
"That ain't a fry!!"

elstatec 02-15-2005 07:31 PM
HEINZ

Jin-Roh 02-15-2005 07:58 PM
[quote=lasagna]
Quote:
Originally Posted by "[DAS REICH
Blitz":12bab]
Quote:
Originally Posted by Coleman
haha, that penis just adds a stronger 'bite' to the sauce!
/vomits.
yeah add a little "mayonnaise". happy:[/quote:12bab]

What?

Pyro 02-15-2005 08:44 PM
I wonder if she tried it out.

JBird 02-15-2005 08:57 PM
ketchup? catsup? penisup?








cry:

lasagna 02-15-2005 09:07 PM
[quote="Jin-Roh":bf909][quote=lasagna]
Quote:
Originally Posted by "[DAS REICH
Blitz":bf909]
Quote:
Originally Posted by Coleman
haha, that penis just adds a stronger 'bite' to the sauce!
/vomits.
yeah add a little "mayonnaise". happy:[/quote:bf909]

What?[/quote:bf909]

man mayonnaise

catnip 02-15-2005 09:33 PM
[quote:10715]penisup? [/quote:10715]

You've never tried? [img]http://m.1asphost.com/WeskersShadow/smilefreak.gif[/img]

Eight Ace 02-15-2005 09:37 PM
..it was probably just a promotional prize or something, some people just have to complain. annoy:

Infernal_ 02-15-2005 09:38 PM
thats what happenes when u fuck moving machinery

Duke_of_Ray 02-16-2005 12:20 PM
Crazy Swedes.


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