convincing merlin to sleep with me
 

how can i lure this wild animal into my bed?

rock out with your cock out.
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nein sex

drug him then rape his ass

get him drunk... then tell him he has pretty eyes...

merlin must be pregnant

Do it my way.

[quote="Sgt. Duffy":e08c8]Do it my way.[/quote:e08c8]

manually?...

Give him russell stover and paint the down chocolatlefjsdfdfsdfTURLTHS

[quote="Sgt. Duffy":c8f13]Do it my way.[/quote:c8f13]
..oh that's just great, my hard-on has ripped thru my jeans...again, thanks Duffy.... annoy:

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lol...

guys stfu, i need tips on capturing this animal, purley for sport.

He's the supreme wizared, itll be hard capturing him. Perhaps a box, stick, and string will do the trick?

Subdue him with a box of lucky charms.

DO what I do when I need a girl, just tell him/her how you really feel, and then rub butter al over your chest a let ants eat it off.

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":ffb7a]DO what I do when I need a girl, just tell him/her how you really feel, and then rub butter al over your chest a let ants eat it off.[/quote:ffb7a]

Love-bugs.

slip some viagra and spanish fly into his feed, with any luck next time
you're driving across the serengeti....Merlin should come charging out
of the undergrowth and start ramming your land rover with his rampant
bone-on, giving you the chance to lasso him by either neck or cock.

[quote="Eight Ace":ed1fe]slip some viagra and spanish fly into his feed, with any luck next time
you're driving across the serengeti....Merlin should come charging out
of the undergrowth and start ramming your land rover with his rampant
bone-on, giving you the chance to lasso him by either neck or cock.[/quote:ed1fe]

lmao +1

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[quote="Eight Ace":a7bc0]slip some viagra and spanish fly into his feed, with any luck next time
you're driving across the serengeti....Merlin should come charging out
of the undergrowth and start ramming your land rover with his rampant
bone-on, giving you the chance to lasso him by either neck or cock.[/quote:a7bc0]ROFL!!!! happy: