Jokes...lets here some new ones
 

Why do white people go to black people's garage sales?


To get their shit back.

Re: Jokes...lets here some new ones
 

rofl biggrin:

Re: Jokes...lets here some new ones
 

ROFL. I only got old ones in my head. spank:

so i take it we are allowed racial jokes?

...p.s. what did the right nut say to the left nut?

What did he say! dance:

Its a joke man...I mean for fucks sake I didnt say lets burn a cross and hang some nigras!

thats the fucks wrong with the world today...no one laughs anymore.

..."Who's the dick in the middle"

whats the difference between jesus and a picture of jesus....

only takes one nail to hang the picture

lol i wasnt critizizing you, i love racial jokes. they're funny as fuck.

no, you are close arkan but no cigar =).

...dont talk to the guy in the middle hes a dick

heh. *see's satan's reflection in monitor* hellfire:

Sheriff and his deputy get called to an area in mississippi, when they reach it they find a black guy hanging from a tree a burning cross beside it, 30 bulletholes in the guy and his hands binded behind his back. Deputy asks the sheriff what do you think? Sheriff replies, "worst case of suicide i ever did see".

Boom boom ching oOo:

snap....


why do rednecks love it doggy style....


so they can both watch the nascar race.

rofl.

*Mental Image* offtopic: stupid: spank:

A man sees President Bush and Donalds Rumifield in a bar.
The Man goes up to them and say, "whats goin' on"?
They say We're planning to start WWIII and kill 140 million muslims.
and A blonde headed woman with big tits?

And the man says why kill the woman with big tits.

Then Preisdent bush says, "see i told you no one would care about kill 140 muslims"

stereotypical jokes are fine...i just didn't like the jews burning in an oven one because it depicts death and actual historical things that it metaphors to it happening. Unlike blacks always stealing shit, which isn't true.

actually its the man who has purple skin and they blame it on the black guy.

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Prepare yourself boys........

IRISH CONFESSION (GerV Tribute)

Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman."
The priest asks, "Is that you, little Tommy Shaughnessy?"

"Yes, Father, it is."

"And, who was the woman you were with?"

"I can't be tellin' you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."

"Well, Tommy, I'm sure to find out sooner or later, so you may as well tell
me now. Was it Brenda O'Malley?"

"I cannot say."

"Was it Patricia Kelly?"

"I'll never tell"

"Was it Liz Shannon?"

"I'm sorry, but I can't name her."

"Was it Cathy Morgan?"

"My lips are sealed."

"Was it Fiona McDonald, then?"

"Please, Father, I cannot tell you."

The priest sighs in frustration. "You're a steadfast lad, Tommy
Shaughnessy, and I admire that. But you've sinned, and you must atone. You
cannot attend church mass for three months. Be off with you now."

Tommy walks back to his pew. His friend Sean slides over and whispers,
"What'd you get?"

"Three month's vacation and five good leads!"

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a man lies next to a woman after amazing sex. she starts to stroak his cock. "do you want more sex?" he asks exhausted.

she replies "No. i'm just admiring it.

i really miss mine"

..... eek:
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A mother, father and young son are visiting the circus. The elephants walk out into the circus ring and the little boy says to his mother, "What's that?"

"That's the elephant's tail," she replies.

"No, under the tail," says the youngster.

The mother is clearly embarrassed and says, "Oh, nothing."

The boy turns to his father and repeats the same question.

His father looks and says, "That's the elephant's penis, son."

"So, why did mum say it was nothing?" asks the boy.

The father draws himself up to his full height and says, "Son, I've spoiled that woman."
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Q - Did you hear about the short sighted circumciser?
A - He got the sack.

Q - What did the banana say to the vibrator?
A - ''What are you shaking for? she's gonna eat me''

Q - What's long thin and smells of piss?
A - Pensioners doing the conga.

Q - What did Donald duck say to the prostitute?
A - Put it on my bill.

Q - What is the definition of trust?
A - Two cannibals going down on each other.

Q - Why does a prostitute make more money than a drug dealer?
A - Because she can wash her crack and resell it.

+1plzkthx, heh

+1

What's black and loud?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

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Two blokes are standing at a bar.

One says to the other, "Do you know what?
I could have sex with any woman in this pub".

"Oh yeah? How's that then?"

"I'm a rapist".

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pinochio goes to gipetto to ask for a solution to his problems

P - no ladies wanna make love to me anymore , they say the splinters in their
hoops are killing them, im getting a bad name

G - ive got just the solution for this problem son , take this and rub it on your cock
until its smooth and the girls wont have this problem anymore , he says handing
pinochio some sand paper

two weeks later gipetto bumps into pinochio in the boozer

G - hows that workin out for you with the girls pinochio

P - girls, who needs girls

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Two fellas are walking down the street. They see a dog on a lawn licking his bollocks with pride.

1) "Fuck me, man. That looks cool. I wish I could do that!"

2) "I think you better pet him first."

Not all racist jokes bother me, but on principle, I'd expect this thread to get locked....I mean it is one of the rulez. oOo:

Me = Party Pooper. the_finger:

NOTE: In the past, i've had threads locked for stupid shit which pissed me off, but it was breaking listed rules...So why should this remain...?

My joke:

How many dudes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to change it, one to fuck the other in the ass. oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo:

Why was jesus so popular with the ladies.....
































Because he was hung like this beer:
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What was Michael Jackson's Alma Mater?
Bring-em Young (play on Brigham Young aka BYU)





Mikey Jackson also thought that Boys II Men was a delivery service.

Why do black people have nightmares?

because the last one who had a dream, got shot...


mother fucking Martin Luther King did a 180 in his grave.

[quote="Short Hand":56e48]Why was jesus so popular with the ladies.....

Because he was hung like this beer:
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ROFL

Thats so bad, but so funny

[quote="Airborne Butters":a6cbf]Why do black people have nightmares?

because the last one who had a dream, got shot...


mother fucking Martin Luther King did a 180 in his grave.[/quote:a6cbf]


lmao!!!!!!!!!!!

omg rofl

-Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?
-Acne doesnt come on your face until your atleast 13.

-What do you tell a bitch with two black eyes?
-Nothin you aint already told her twice

-How do you keep a black guy from going out on the weekend?
-Pour more gasoline on him.

Q: How many aa.com members/Herowarriors does it take to confront, challenge and overcome any adversity?

A: Quite a few actually, some to address the situation at hand, others to hold hard come what may,
whilst yet others again are willing to keep the tea and Lamingtons (or Scones for those of that persuasion) in rotation.

[uk related joke..]

Customer: Worcester sauce please mate...
Shop Keeper: Sorry, can't it's off the shelves, some additives have made it a cancer scare.


C: oh right, uh Chinese Chicken Wings?
S: Ah that's the same mate, cancer scare


C: Hamburger Relish?
S: Cancer scare


C: Sausage and Mash?
S: Cancer scare


C: Cottage Pie?
S: Aye, ...no wait, cancer scare.


C: So they're all off the shelves because of a cancer scare?
S: Yup.


C: Jaysus, that's mad, just give me a packet of fags then.
S: No bother. €6.50, please.
C: Thanks.

[quote="mr.miyagi":a5f26][uk related joke..]

Customer: Worcester sauce please mate...
Shop Keeper: Sorry, can't it's off the shelves, some additives have made it a cancer scare.



C: oh right, uh Chinese Chicken Wings?

S: Ah that's the same mate, cancer scare



C: Hamburger Relish?

S: Cancer scare



C: Sausage and Mash?

S: Cancer scare



C: Cottage Pie?

S: Aye, ...no wait, cancer scare.



C: So they're all off the shelves because of a cancer scare?

S: Yup.



C: Jaysus, that's mad, just give me a packet of fags then.

S: No bother. €6.50, please.

C: Thanks.[/quote:a5f26]

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[quote="Eight Ace":6723c]Q: How many aa.com members/Herowarriors does it take to confront, challenge and overcome any adversity?

A: Quite a few actually, some to address the situation at hand, others to hold hard come what may,
whilst yet others again are willing to keep the tea and Lamingtons (or Scones for those of that persuasion) in rotation.[/quote:6723c] oOo:





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GERV'S KIND ARE TAKING OVER GUNFORCE 1!!!
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About time, gets lonely being the only irish poster loney:

whats the worst thing you can call a black man that starts with N and ends with R....




Neighbor

lol dance:

I know the feeling... cry:

A Guy sits down at a bar and a bowl of peanuts say to him "You look very nice this evening".
The guy goes to the bathroom and the condom machines says "You look like shit mother fucker".
So the guy complains to the bar manager who says "The peanuts are
complimentary, but the condom machine is out of order"


What did the bushman say when he walked into a low branch?

Clickfuck.



...you're a beautiful audience, can I tell you that?...also I recommend the veal. freak: