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Infernal_ 03-05-2005 04:51 PM

Microsoft wants to watch your whole family (not only bear)
 
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Not only does Microsoft want to help you keep tabs on your kids, but they’re also going to help you keep an eye on your whole family. Not content to rest on their laurels with the creepy bear, they’ve also got a creepy clock in development that, like the Weasley’s clock in Harry Potter, can tell the present location of any family member. It uses microchips in cellphones to track them by satellite to within a few meters, and adjusts the clock hands to regions representing work, school, home, and “mobile.” Unveiled at Techfest, the clock won’t be in production for another couple of years. Sure, we’re fans of futuristic sci-fi gadgets, but why is Microsoft so suddenly concerned about tracking kids’ every movements?

y is microsoft turning so fucking creepy?

bukdez 03-05-2005 04:53 PM

1984...

ninty 03-05-2005 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bukdez
1984...


Mr.Buttocks 03-05-2005 05:22 PM

Bill Gates wants to watch your Mom take a shit.

Pyro 03-05-2005 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ninty9
Quote:

Originally Posted by bukdez
1984...



Proteus 03-05-2005 07:17 PM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":e35fc]Bill Gates wants to watch your Mom take a shit.[/quote:e35fc]

Same.

TGB! 03-05-2005 08:08 PM

1984 - Yet you have to actually BUY the damn thing. . .

ninty 03-05-2005 08:26 PM

[quote="TGB!":942a8]1984 - Yet you have to actually BUY the damn thing. . .[/quote:942a8] oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo:

Short Hand 03-05-2005 08:31 PM

TGB is the only person I know who enjoys thinking about trickle down economics, and what it might have instore for him.

TGB! 03-05-2005 08:32 PM

How the FUCK does this have to do in ANY WAY with "trickle down" economics. . .

rolleyes:

harpua 03-05-2005 08:34 PM

SOLUTION

leave cell phone at home

Short Hand 03-05-2005 08:34 PM

meh, I just wanted to grab your attention, and now that I have it...............










































































stfu. k thkz ?

TGB! 03-05-2005 08:41 PM

[quote="Short Hand":7d855]meh, I just wanted to grab your attention, and now that I have it...............


stfu. k thkz ?[/quote:7d855]

Translation: "I (once again) tried to suck shit-smart, and now that I'm (once again) cornered - i try to make a funny to cover my overly obvious stupidity" -

Woot woot!

Short Hand 03-05-2005 08:43 PM

No, i just want you to stfu, your annoying as hell. Your fanboi crap is repulsive.

TGB! 03-05-2005 09:56 PM

[quote="Short Hand":6b6aa]No, i just want you to stfu, your annoying as hell. Your fanboi crap is repulsive.[/quote:6b6aa]

Get off my dick Canuck. . .your life will be the better for it. . .

FANBOI - just tossing shit until it sticks eh. . .

bukdez 03-06-2005 12:04 AM

[quote="TGB!":1799e]1984 - Yet you have to actually BUY the damn thing. . .[/quote:1799e]

TGB is exactly right... the scary thing is that people would willingly pay to have a telescreen in their house...

Short Hand 03-06-2005 12:27 AM

[quote="TGB!":d7d6b][quote="Short Hand":d7d6b]No, i just want you to stfu, your annoying as hell. Your fanboi crap is repulsive.[/quote:d7d6b]

Get off my dick Canuck. . .your life will be the better for it. . .

FANBOI - just tossing shit until it sticks eh. . .
[/quote:d7d6b]

i think i asked you to stfu like 2 posts back.

Innoxx 03-06-2005 12:37 AM

Why should he? No offense mister Hand, but I find your constant reminders of TGB! to STFU more annoying than TGB!'s observant, and often relevent postings.

Tripper 03-06-2005 01:07 AM

[quote="Short Hand":300bb]No, i just want you to stfu, your annoying as hell. Your fanboi crap is repulsive.[/quote:300bb]

Why don't YOU shut the fuck up, you fat fuck.

CoMaToSe 03-06-2005 12:22 PM

[quote=bukdez]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "TGB!":c2c6f
1984 - Yet you have to actually BUY the damn thing. . .

TGB is exactly right... the scary thing is that people would willingly pay to have a telescreen in their house...[/quote:c2c6f]
yes, but once the technology is out there, "unscruples" characters will eventually be able to use it for evil.

Infernal_ 03-06-2005 02:41 PM

[quote=Tripper]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Short Hand":21ef6
No, i just want you to stfu, your annoying as hell. Your fanboi crap is repulsive.

Why don't YOU shut the fuck up, you fat fuck.[/quote:21ef6]

ur just a fuckin asshole arnt u

back ontopic

Tripper 03-06-2005 02:53 PM

[quote="Infernal_":47bfc][quote=Tripper]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Short Hand":47bfc
No, i just want you to stfu, your annoying as hell. Your fanboi crap is repulsive.

Why don't YOU shut the fuck up, you fat fuck.[/quote:47bfc]

ur just a fuckin asshole arnt u

back ontopic[/quote:47bfc]

No fucking shit. Took you a while to realise, you fucking retard.

Infernal_ 03-06-2005 02:56 PM

[quote="Infernal_":f42a0]
back ontopic[/quote:f42a0]

i said.
bitch

Coleman 03-06-2005 02:56 PM

lmao at all of the flames in this thread. To match everything else...



"STFU you fuck fuck heads so fuck your fucking mother fucker fuck face...fuck"

Tripper 03-06-2005 02:58 PM

[quote="Infernal_":4c68e][quote="Infernal_":4c68e]
back ontopic[/quote:4c68e]

i said.
bitch[/quote:4c68e]

If you think what you says goes around here, then you have another thing coming....Now finish off your glass of semen & urine punch and shut the fuck up.

Infernal_ 03-06-2005 03:04 PM

[quote=Tripper][quote="Infernal_":af563]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Infernal_":af563
back ontopic

i said.
bitch[/quote:af563]

If you think what you says goes around here, then you have another thing coming....Now finish off your glass of semen & urine punch and shut the fuck up.[/quote:af563]

lol.

i think someone should lock this thread.

TGB! 03-06-2005 03:23 PM

[quote="Infernal_":ed079][quote=Tripper][quote="Infernal_":ed079]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Infernal_":ed079
back ontopic

i said.
bitch[/quote:ed079]

If you think what you says goes around here, then you have another thing coming....Now finish off your glass of semen & urine punch and shut the fuck up.[/quote:ed079]

lol.

i think someone should lock this thread.[/quote:ed079]

Dont tell me how to do my damn job.

Infernal_ 03-06-2005 03:35 PM

[quote="TGB!":6ee96][quote="Infernal_":6ee96][quote=Tripper][quote="Infernal_":6ee96]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Infernal_":6ee96
back ontopic

i said.
bitch[/quote:6ee96]

If you think what you says goes around here, then you have another thing coming....Now finish off your glass of semen & urine punch and shut the fuck up.[/quote:6ee96]

lol.

i think someone should lock this thread.[/quote:6ee96]

Dont tell me how to do my damn job.[/quote:6ee96]

??

geRV 03-06-2005 03:36 PM

sleeping: plzdie:

Infernal_ 03-06-2005 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geRV
sleeping: plzdie:


Tripper 03-06-2005 04:41 PM

[quote="Infernal_":2a828]
Quote:

Originally Posted by geRV
sleeping: plzdie:

[/quote:2a828]

haha keep it up infernal you fucking urine ice cream suprise.

Infernal_ 03-06-2005 04:51 PM

keep what up?

Tripper 03-06-2005 04:55 PM

[quote="Infernal_":cf093]keep what up?[/quote:cf093]

Your affair.

I see you fucking with all the children at the local school, you slept with all the 11 and 12 year old boys you skanky sick slutagator.

Infernal_ 03-06-2005 04:56 PM

[quote=Tripper]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Infernal_":a2ee6
keep what up?

Your affair.

I see you fucking with all the children at the local school, you slept with all the 11 and 12 year old boys you skanky sick slutagator.[/quote:a2ee6]

damn it did my video get leaked?

Tripper 03-06-2005 06:52 PM

[quote="Infernal_":49af9][quote=Tripper]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Infernal_":49af9
keep what up?

Your affair.

I see you fucking with all the children at the local school, you slept with all the 11 and 12 year old boys you skanky sick slutagator.[/quote:49af9]

damn it did my video get leaked?[/quote:49af9]

Yup. oOo:

Infernal_ 03-06-2005 08:05 PM

haha, this thread is dead we should let it sink

Scorpion -]M15F1T[- 03-06-2005 08:10 PM

[quote="Infernal_":941b2]haha, this thread is dead we should let it sink[/quote:941b2]


STFU!!!!!!!!!!!

Infernal_ 03-06-2005 08:17 PM

[quote="Scorpion -]M15F1T[-":70204][quote="Infernal_":70204]haha, this thread is dead we should let it sink[/quote:70204]


STFU!!!!!!!!!!![/quote:70204]

lol ur a bitch

Tripper 03-06-2005 09:55 PM

[quote="Infernal_":17589][quote="Scorpion -]M15F1T[-":17589][quote="Infernal_":17589]haha, this thread is dead we should let it sink[/quote:17589]


STFU!!!!!!!!!!![/quote:17589]

lol ur a bitch[/quote:17589]

lol ur a bitch

strvs 03-06-2005 09:58 PM

im cupping my ballsack


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