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Maplegyver 03-12-2005 09:41 PM

im in philly
 
i need to know whre to get bb guns for fucking cheap. im at the seridan if any of you wanna fuck

Mr.Buttocks 03-12-2005 09:44 PM

Video yourself running up the steps like Rocky, but wearing a Rambo costume.

Merlin122 03-12-2005 09:46 PM

Re: im in philly
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Maplegyver
i need to know whre to get bb guns for fucking cheap. im at the seridan if any of you wanna fuck

cummmmmmmmmm ovvvvvvveeeeeeeerrrrrrrrr duddddeeeeee

ninty 03-12-2005 10:03 PM

just remember to put the bbgun in your pants, so when they search your car of if your flying, you can just say you have a boner. actually, if your gonna do that just get a real gun.

Drew 03-12-2005 10:12 PM

Just find a Walmart. You can get a BB rifle for like.. $20 or something. They have the cheapo BB pistols for $15 as well I believe. Those are the spring-fired guns, mind you.

Coleman 03-12-2005 10:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drew
Just find a Walmart. You can get a BB rifle for like.. $20 or something. They have the cheapo BB pistols for $15 as well I believe. Those are the spring-fired guns, mind you.

the air powered ones are like $50 if you get the compressed air, eye goggles, and metal .45 cal bb's. Pretty good price if you ask m.e

philadelphia killing mach 03-13-2005 08:48 AM

maple, i'm sure merlin would agree you need to go to chester (right outside the city ) to get the best bb guns there. if that's to far for you to go just go downtown anywhere two blocks north or south of temple university . tourist friendly area and anyone you ask would be more than helpful in response. wear a "boyz 2 men" concert shirt so they can identify you.


btw, if someone comes up to you and offers you his watch (a rolex) for an unbelievable price because he has to get to a job interview in baltimore and lost his bus ticket, help him out ; that guy has been trying to get to baltimore for over twenty years !

if you can make it, also go to the corner of 676 (vine st. ) and broad st. and scream " stu cazz es tu familia " until someone comes over to assist you.

enjoy and avoid pats and genos..........tourist traps.

also, the east end of south st . is a good place to go if you're into family
valued fun.

if you can't find the bb guns anywhere i mentioned, try going out into the friendly suburbs of coatsville, bridgeport, norristown, conshie or doylestown....wilkes barre is good to.

elstatec 03-13-2005 09:16 AM

[quote="philadelphia killing mach":487ff]
btw, if someone comes up to you and offers you his watch (a rolex) for an unbelievable price because he has to get to a job interview in baltimore and lost his bus ticket, help him out ; that guy has been trying to get to baltimore for over twenty years !
[/quote:487ff]

happy:

Machette 03-13-2005 09:50 AM

if you put it in your pants you may shoot your cock off oOo:

Tystnad 03-13-2005 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Machette
if you put it in your pants you may shoot your cock off oOo:

Yeah, cuz you keep it loaded at all times.. oOo:

Machette 03-13-2005 10:14 AM

Never know, maple aint the smartest kid on the block biggrin: eek:

philadelphia killing mach 03-13-2005 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Machette
if you put it in your pants you may shoot your cock off oOo:

you would need a target for that warning to be valid, mom.

TonyMontana 03-13-2005 11:40 AM

[quote="philadelphia killing mach":f4a3b]
if you can make it, also go to the corner of 676 (vine st. ) and broad st. and scream " stu cazz es tu familia " until someone comes over to assist you.
[/quote:f4a3b]

LMAO

Frankie "Big Balls" Castellanto appears outta no where

"You talkin to me?"

Tripper 03-13-2005 11:49 AM

Remember to lock your penis up securely, maple.

philadelphia killing mach 03-13-2005 12:24 PM

[quote=TonyMontana]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "philadelphia killing mach":fe4b4
if you can make it, also go to the corner of 676 (vine st. ) and broad st. and scream " stu cazz es tu familia " until someone comes over to assist you.

LMAO

Frankie "Big Balls" Castellanto appears outta no where

"You talkin to me?"[/quote:fe4b4]

shit, that guy owes me a fin !!!! you tell him lenny "the bloated whale" says to pay up or else .

Merlin122 03-13-2005 12:52 PM

[quote="philadelphia killing mach":16cac]

also, the east end of south st . is a good place to go if you're into family
valued fun.

.[/quote:16cac]


rofl

Ferich 03-13-2005 01:26 PM

Get out.

Tripper 03-13-2005 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ferich
Get out.

hahah

Maplegyver 03-13-2005 04:56 PM

stfu macheette, im not a plane.

im at a mac store in prince of prussia. its terrible. merlin, where there the fuck is that mall that you said is decent., werd pkm rock:



macs suck

Coleman 03-13-2005 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maplegyver
stfu macheette, im not a plane.

im at a mac store in prince of prussia. its terrible. merlin, where there the fuck is that mall that you said is decent., werd pkm rock:



macs suck

Prince of Prussia? lol It's called the "The King of Prussia" mall. How could that place suck? It's so damn big.

philadelphia killing mach 03-13-2005 04:59 PM

[quote=Merlin122]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "philadelphia killing mach":3d34e

also, the east end of south st . is a good place to go if you're into family
valued fun.

.


rofl[/quote:3d34e]

what ? there's a poolhall and an ice cream joint there still, right ? oh if you find the blind woman playing the kazoo.........slip her a fin, she'll do ya.

philadelphia killing mach 03-13-2005 05:01 PM

maple , i told you ..........go down broad st. around a block or two before temple university or a block or two after temple university........you can see all the guns you want. and don't be drawn in by those tourist trap stores along broad st. go down the side streets instead and just knock on doors. oh and go after dark, that's when you get the best 'deals'.

Merlin122 03-13-2005 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maplegyver
stfu macheette, im not a plane.

im at a mac store in prince of prussia. its terrible. merlin, where there the fuck is that mall that you said is decent., werd pkm rock:



macs suck

king of prussia and you're probably in the mall right now, knowing you

elstatec 03-13-2005 05:17 PM

i think these are maples first english-speaking posts

philadelphia killing mach 03-13-2005 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Merlin122

king of prussia and you're probably in the mall right now, knowing you

oh shit that's so true lol; i remember when it was just the plaza at king of prussia; went back a couple years ago and yep, there were times i wasn't sure if i was in america any more the friggin place is so big.

Coleman 03-13-2005 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coleman
Quote:

Originally Posted by Maplegyver
stfu macheette, im not a plane.

im at a mac store in prince of prussia. its terrible. merlin, where there the fuck is that mall that you said is decent., werd pkm rock:



macs suck

Prince of Prussia? lol It's called the "The King of Prussia" mall. How could that place suck? It's so damn big.


Maplegyver 03-13-2005 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ferich
Get out.

:(


i want you

Ferich 03-13-2005 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maplegyver
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ferich
Get out.

:(


i want you

[img]http://www.subgenius.com/bigfist/pics8/winky-emoticon/BobWink1.gif[/img]

philadelphia killing mach 03-13-2005 09:00 PM

[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v73/wholesalephil/54.jpg[/img]

we want you to , maple........come to south street...........come to south street...

Tripper 03-13-2005 09:08 PM

[quote="philadelphia killing mach":5665f][img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v73/wholesalephil/54.jpg[/img]

we want you to , maple........come to south street...........come to south street...[/quote:5665f]

oOo:

Forte 03-13-2005 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maplegyver
macs suck

I weep for you.

philadelphia killing mach 03-13-2005 10:37 PM

you gotta know south street, brother; then you'd get it.

Pyro 03-14-2005 07:39 AM

Start a riot, it's the national pastime there.

philadelphia killing mach 03-14-2005 08:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro
Start a riot, it's the national pastime there.

good to see you're still a moron here.
source ?

Pyro 03-14-2005 09:42 AM

[quote="philadelphia killing mach":e686a]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro
Start a riot, it's the national pastime there.

good to see you're still a moron here.
source ?[/quote:e686a]

Can you find me a source that says the eagles won a super bowl?

Mr.Buttocks 03-14-2005 09:55 AM

[quote=Pyro]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "philadelphia killing mach":96676
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro
Start a riot, it's the national pastime there.

good to see you're still a moron here.
source ?

Can you find me a source that says the eagles won a super bowl?[/quote:96676]


ban:

Innoxx 03-14-2005 09:55 AM

[quote=Pyro]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "philadelphia killing mach":2d7da
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro
Start a riot, it's the national pastime there.

good to see you're still a moron here.
source ?

Can you find me a source that says the eagles won a super bowl?[/quote:2d7da]

^If that isn't a textbook example of flame-baiting, I dunno what is. -1 to both of you, but Pyro first.

geRV 03-14-2005 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Forte
Quote:

Originally Posted by Maplegyver
macs suck

I weep for you.

Yeah the truth does hurt.

Pyro 03-14-2005 09:58 AM

[quote=Innoxx]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro
Quote:

Originally Posted by "philadelphia killing mach":879ee
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro
Start a riot, it's the national pastime there.

good to see you're still a moron here.
source ?

Can you find me a source that says the eagles won a super bowl?

^If that isn't a textbook example of flame-baiting, I dunno what is. -1 to both of you, but Pyro first.[/quote:879ee]

Every John who posts an inappropriate comment after my logical and truthful attempt at constructing a decent conversation with PKM should be ashamed.

Mr.Buttocks 03-14-2005 09:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro
Every John who posts an inappropriate comment after my logical and truthful attempt at constructing a decent conversation with PKM should be ashamed.

(Score:3, Informative)


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