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only in freakin texas. seems a possum found it's way into my back yard. called animal control who informed me they only pick up animals that are 'contained' (wtf do my tax payed 'stick with loop on the end' get used for ?!) so i donned my armor and bravely went out to meet the beast. i have dispatched the ogre into a rubbermaid box w/lid. i have done well. mead for all my men.


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jeezuz those things make a mean hiss when they're pissed. i had to change my armor twice.
sing praises of my heroic exploit now.

Did you harm it in any way?

way to go!... i had a vicioious looking possum hanging about the back of my house a couple of years ago, they have like a million teeth... you must be very brave...

And here i was hoping it was a PKM

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That had splatered a rodent all over the place... fucking let down.

Just throw it in a backyard of someone you don't like.

They get pissed and make noise woopdy doo, try a pissed of raccoon those things kick ass ive seen pics of 2 bloodhounds being ripped apart by a single raccoon ed: So if you want to show your chivalry, go piss off a raccoon cool:

i've got kids. that's not gonna happen.

buttocks. he climbed up my fence, sat there and i nudged him into one of those big 25 gallon rubbermaid 'boxes' and then just put the lid on it with an airhole cut out (i'll just have to eat the 9.00 i paid for the box) the guy from animal control just picked it up and for your relief..he's going to release it in the wild (ie. he'll go about two blocks and then release it, he looked shady and shiftless)

i rule the animal kingdom goddammit.

what does having kids have to do with solving two problems...the possum is gone from your hands...and pissing off some guy accross town who you don't like.

dork.........if he made it once in the backyard; he'll make it twice. having kids makes you a little protective of the rest of the world, including other people's annoying kids.

[quote="philadelphia killing mach":bd321]i rule the animal kingdom goddammit[/quote:bd321]

You live in texas, go to the northeast and try your "animal" skills. They just look at you as food and youll need a new pair of pants. Face it, you aint got shit on a new englander

[quote=Sniper101]You live in texas, go to the northeast and try your "animal" skills. They just look at you as food and youll need a new pair of pants. Face it, you aint got shit on a new englander[/quote:239f7]

kid, i'm from philly; let's make that clear first. just happen to be stuck in texas against my will. 20 miles east or north of the city and it gets wild as it comes........including the animals.

[quote="philadelphia killing mach":28aa5]i've got kids. that's not gonna happen.

buttocks. he climbed up my fence, sat there and i nudged him into one of those big 25 gallon rubbermaid 'boxes' and then just put the lid on it with an airhole cut out (i'll just have to eat the 9.00 i paid for the box) the guy from animal control just picked it up and for your relief..he's going to release it in the wild (ie. he'll go about two blocks and then release it, he looked shady and shiftless)

i rule the animal kingdom goddammit.[/quote:28aa5]


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Fine you live in philly. but im still more petrified of any animal id encounter than some guy who wants my money. That says something for what we have here for beasts. Hell we have mosquitos that are bigger than texan oppossums. If you ask me id rather step on a rattler than piss off anything of the like around here

[quote="philadelphia killing mach":3107d]dork.........if he made it once in the backyard; he'll make it twice. having kids makes you a little protective of the rest of the world, including other people's annoying kids.[/quote:3107d]

Borrow one of those remote mines from James Bond and make sure you blow it to pieces if it ever makes its way back.

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LMAO
Thats a better match
Wonder who wins that one biggrin:

[quote=Sniper101]You live in texas, go to the northeast and try your "animal" skills. They just look at you as food and youll need a new pair of pants. Face it, you aint got shit on a new englander[/quote:385fb]


REPRESENT BIOTCH!!!11

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carl spackler owns!!!!!!...

(hence my avatar)...

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REPRESENT BIOTCH!!!11[/quote:21547]
Fucking right you aint seen nothing til you live up here. And the farther north you go, the bigger the mosquitos get biggrin:
+1 for you Dragonwraith

if it was during the day there is a good chance its rabid. Id get rid of it for good. (yes that means killing it, sorry tree huggers) You have kids to worry about, possums are nocturnal animals and to see one out during the day is a red flag that something is wrong.

right on the NH border and a wooded area, we have raccoons and a few medium sized wild cats


pfffft to your little possum

Backwoods of nowhere New Hampshire. We have things that make your oppossum look like an appetizer. BTW
[quote="Sgt>Stackem":b66a7]if it was during the day there is a good chance its rabid. Id get rid of it for good. (yes that means killing it, sorry tree huggers) You have kids to worry about, possums are nocturnal animals and to see one out during the day is a red flag that something is wrong.[/quote:b66a7]
Doesnt always mean theyre rabid, specially in an area like texas. They could be finding a place to bed down for the day or we flushed out of somewhere by a dog. Around, theyd be rabid. too much woods for them to be looking for a shed to bed down for the day. Look up Hydrophodia zoonosis

I'd rather deal with an oppossum than the wildlife up here where I live.

i still own the animal kingdom............i'm gonna go f*** my wife and complete the circle.

[quote=Sniper101]Backwoods of nowhere New Hampshire. We have things that make your oppossum look like an appetizer. BTW
Doesnt always mean theyre rabid, specially in an area like texas. They could be finding a place to bed down for the day or we flushed out of somewhere by a dog. Around, theyd be rabid. too much woods for them to be looking for a shed to bed down for the day. Look up Hydrophodia zoonosis[/quote:3dcc9]


I dont quite understand your post????? First I didnt say it was rabid I said there is a good chance it is. Possums dont go out in the day, it is possible a dog or something did scare it out of its bed. They dont need woods either, they go to where the food is. Unkept trash and messy people are a critters favorite. I tried to look up your word but all I got was a definition of rabbies. If there was even the slightest chance a rabid animal was near my kids Id do something about it. We have plenty of woods here too, more than most states. We have plenty of critters too. For the most part these animals are pests. They are over-populated and need to be dealt with. The reason they have rabies is just that, they are over populated and its mother natures way of dealing with it.

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they are over populated and its mother natures way of dealing with it.[/quote:5c0d4]
Mother nature sure dropped the ball when it came to humans then, hasnt figured out how to kill us off... yet spank:

[quote=jujumantb]Mother nature sure dropped the ball when it came to humans then, hasnt figured out how to kill us off... yet spank:[/quote:d411a]

maybe the tsunami was a sign of more things to come ed:

[quote=TonyMontana]maybe the tsunami was a sign of more things to come ed:[/quote:a3c92]
Natural disasters are the easy way out, floods, meteors, hurricanes... meh... have some balls mother nature and give us a good ol' fashioned epidemic disease or something. You gave us a good run with your bubonic plague and AIDS, but I'm gonna need a little more effort this millenium, lets keep it interesting.

what no one has quoted the lyrics to possum kingdom yet ? figured that was a gimmie. you guys are getting slow.

find: "carve that possum" by dave macon and the juice jar band... they make possum stew or preserves or something, according to the song it is quite tastey...

[quote=jujumantb]Mother nature sure dropped the ball when it came to humans then, hasnt figured out how to kill us off... yet spank:[/quote:a1cd5]

have you heard of AIDS

or cancer, or heart disease, or lightning, or landslides, nature fucks with us everyday, trust me i know, i was hit by a tree ffs...

did you man up and hit it back ?

[quote="philadelphia killing mach":5118d]did you man up and hit it back ?[/quote:5118d]

no, i went to the hospital and had my spine rebuilt out of my hip-bone, and srewed into place with steel rods...

but i kick a tree daily now...

Fuckin trees BAH!!

Nah seriously WTF happened? It fall on ya or somethin?

GG King of the Possums

[quote=bukdez]no, i went to the hospital and had my spine rebuilt out of my hip-bone, and srewed into place with steel rods...

but i kick a tree daily now...[/quote:1eb88]


hope your OK but thanks for the biznis

[quote="Scorpion -]M15F1T[-":a51e9]Fuckin trees BAH!!

Nah seriously WTF happened? It fall on ya or somethin?[/quote:a51e9]

tornado hit tree, tree hit tent, i was in tent... it was almost 12 years ago, i was 17, i'm alot better now, but never will be 100%...

[quote=bukdez]tornado hit tree, tree hit tent, i was in tent... it was almost 12 years ago, i was 17, i'm alot better now, but never will be 100%...[/quote:2859e]


Ive never been camping, that just reinforces the fact that i wont bother. Knowing my luck id go and get squashed by a freefalling hippo oOo:

[quote=jujumantb]Mother nature sure dropped the ball when it came to humans then, hasnt figured out how to kill us off... yet spank:[/quote:3f9f4]

maybe just going to let use kill ourselves off from lack of food and nuks