need yo guys help
 

Me and my girlfriend just broke up she moved in with her Mom ( somewhere in Texas hake: ) anyway there is this girl that I have had a mad crush on for a while. I always wanted to ask her out but then I got with my now ex girl.. anyway I have never talked to her and I dont know any of her friends ... just wanted to know how you guys would go about asking somebody out in this situation...all of my girlfrieds I had were my friends from the start so I got to know them and all.... I just feal like a tard asking a girl I dont know anything about but her name....

I think she likes me.... Think....

dont give me any of that "just tell her to touch your pen0r" bullshit

Do something that is funny and will impress her, like killing her dog.

join the circus or become robinhood. women like men in tights.

or ask her if she wants to do something on the weekend.

pee in her hair

yeah that might work oOo:


wait I think she listens to R kelly happy:

Tell her that you're dying of a very rare non-contagious disease and you've only got a short time left to live. Tell her that you'd like her to be your final girlfriend here on earth. In 6 months to 1 years time when she puts 2 and 2 together and starts wondering why you're still alive and well, tell her that she cured you with her love.

or tell her you contracted aids from her and that ballanced everything out.

Not really the stuff I was lookin for.... eek:

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":f1918]Tell her that you're dying of a very rare non-contagious disease and you've only got a short time left to live. Tell her that you'd like her to be your final girlfriend here on earth. In 6 months to 1 years time when she puts 2 and 2 together and starts wondering why you're still alive and well, tell her that she cured you with her love.[/quote:f1918]
BRILLIANT!!! ed: happy:

[quote=Akuma]BRILLIANT!!! ed: happy:[/quote:96c21]

yeah... or it might freak her out.... but I guess its worth a shot...

Start rapping to Hatebreed, that'll show her.

Look Im trying to get her to like me not freak her the fuck out

be a real asshole to her. then be her friend for a good week and ask her out.

Why dont you tell her the exact same thing you just told us?

Oh...

Well when I want a girl to like me I kidnap them and tie them to a bed of nails in my basement. Then every 5 hours I go down and ask if they love me. If they say no, I put a sandbag on them and then rape them. If they say yes, I just rape them. When they finally say yes, jump on top of them so the nails pierce their entire body a little. Then pull them off the bed of nails and pour salt and lemon juice all over their wounds. Follow up with another rape. Next is the random beatings. I prefer brass knuckles with small spikes on them. Beat them to a blood pulp everyday and follow it with a rape. At the end of 3 years, she should love you like no other. If she dies in that time, rape the body repeatedly then chop the body into several peices and send to her family and friends.

WTF!.......

loney:

it has the potenti....... wait yeah WTF!?

[img]http://dgtlmoon.koan.net/files/pics/im-not-a-psycho-honest.jpg[/img]

real simple. just fucking ask her out. but make sure you don't say something vague like "for coffee". from the way you sound around broads you need a plan. just don't fuck up and plan what you're going to say. it's like planning a robbery..........for everything you think you've accounted for, there's 20 things you won't expect. have a general idea/plan and then adapt it to the situation.

and for god's sakes don't be a pussy. look her directly in the eyes the whole fucking time. not this looking at the ground,kicking her parents brick edgeway karate kid shit. if you look someone in the eyes it doesn't matter how fidgity you are or how much your voice stutters, you'll project confidence.

oh and play side one of led zepplin 1.

[quote="Sgt. Duffy":7885b][img]http://dgtlmoon.koan.net/files/pics/im-not-a-psycho-honest.jpg[/img][/quote:7885b]
I like his hair. Sexy. I can't wait til mine is that long.

Offer her an Altoid. I swear to god it works.

id rather go up to them with a rag, ask them if it smells like chloroform to them, when they take the bait, i put them in my basement, shackled to the wall, and repeatedly assrape them. your bed of nails intrigues me though.

what also gets me off is chopping of their head and wanking to that. also, sending the family some macaroni that has the girls flesh is a bonus.

What kind of help did you expect to get on an internet forum?

rape her spank:

lemme get this straight.... you're asking basically a bunch of nerds and arkan how to romance a chick? that, so sad to say, is a task most guys here haven't mastered

happy: happy: +1 makes me laugh!

hey is your sis single?

[quote="philadelphia killing mach":0b964]real simple. just fucking ask her out. but make sure you don't say something vague like "for coffee". from the way you sound around broads you need a plan. just don't fuck up and plan what you're going to say. it's like planning a robbery..........for everything you think you've accounted for, there's 20 things you won't expect. have a general idea/plan and then adapt it to the situation.

and for god's sakes don't be a pussy. look her directly in the eyes the whole fucking time. not this looking at the ground,kicking her parents brick edgeway karate kid shit. if you look someone in the eyes it doesn't matter how fidgity you are or how much your voice stutters, you'll project confidence.

oh and play side one of led zepplin 1.[/quote:0b964]


Im not nervous around girls.. I just dont know what to say to her

[quote="Sgt. Duffy":8ec64]Why dont you tell her the exact same thing you just told us?[/quote:8ec64]

This might actually work beer:

[quote=m1ck97]This might actually work beer:[/quote:1a5b8]


hmm .. didnt see that post...

I guess its worht a try

[quote=m1ck97]This might actually work beer:[/quote:285d1]
..why people doubt Duffy I'll never fucking know.+1

actually, yea

^^ just say if I'm outta line, but her flange...is it tucked in neat or out saddle-bag style?

[quote="Eight Ace":08b10]^^ just say if I'm outta line, but her flange...is it tucked in neat or out saddle-bag style?[/quote:08b10]
ed: annoy: ban: plzdie: oOo: mad: cuss: the_finger: stupid: hake: rolleyes: eek:

loney: calmdown:

another viable option. I used to go that route but I find the constant pain of the bed of nails to be much more convincing than simply being chained to a wall.

[quote="Sgt. Duffy":a86b7]Why dont you tell her the exact same thing you just told us?[/quote:a86b7]

omfg, he's right...

[quote="Eight Ace":a65be]^^ just say if I'm outta line, but her flange...is it tucked in neat or out saddle-bag style?[/quote:a65be]

+1 happy:

looooooooo