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CoMaToSe 04-06-2005 04:40 AM

Coma Gets Sloiced
 
yep, thats right. I have to go in for a major intestinal surgery at the end of may, doing prelim blood work and other stuff Today.

The fuckin nurse tried to put the IV through my hand at first, and went through the vein oOo: oOo: So then he put it in my arm.

Tripper 04-06-2005 04:52 AM

next time chew before you swallow....lol

seriously though: remember to get a sponge bath from a hot hot nurse.

Zoner 04-06-2005 06:58 AM

Yikes.

Best of luck, manno.

9mm BeRetTa 04-06-2005 08:14 AM

Yea nurses and IV's don't mix, especially when the nurse putting in the IV is a "Nurse in Training"....then you know they won't do it right the 1st time.

good luck.

Mr.Buttocks 04-06-2005 08:35 AM

Good luck CoMaToSe. If anything happens to you I'll take good care of your sister. beer:

ninty 04-06-2005 10:26 AM

Don't slip into comatose.

Jin-Roh 04-06-2005 04:40 PM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":e6f33]Good luck CoMaToSe. If anything happens to you I'll take good care of your sister. beer:[/quote:e6f33]

happy: +1

SoLiDUS 04-06-2005 07:11 PM

Re: Coma Gets Sloiced
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
yep, thats right. I have to go in for a major intestinal surgery at the end of may, doing prelim blood work and other stuff Today.

The fuckin nurse tried to put the IV through my hand at first, and went through the vein oOo: oOo: So then he put it in my arm.

Why do you need this surgery ? What's the background and reason for it ?

lasagna 04-06-2005 07:12 PM

i thought you had gone goth and were cutting your wrists

Unknown_Sniper 04-06-2005 09:47 PM

I think he swallowed too much semen so it blocked up his intestines. There going ot go in and have the hot nurses lick him clean. now that fucking hardcore, go COMA!!! rock:

CoMaToSe 04-06-2005 11:18 PM

[quote="Unknown_Sniper":04034]I think he swallowed too much semen so it blocked up his intestines. There going ot go in and have the hot nurses lick him clean. now that fucking hardcore, go COMA!!! rock:[/quote:04034]
eek: Germany doesnt have hott nurses

Himmler 04-07-2005 12:13 AM

[quote=CoMaToSe]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Unknown_Sniper":e2e9c
I think he swallowed too much semen so it blocked up his intestines. There going ot go in and have the hot nurses lick him clean. now that fucking hardcore, go COMA!!! rock:

eek: Germany doesnt have hott nurses[/quote:e2e9c]

tats news to me

Swill 04-07-2005 05:44 AM

Re: Coma Gets Sloiced
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
The fuckin nurse tried to put the IV through my hand at first, and went through the vein oOo: oOo: So then he put it in my arm.

gaylord m focker... happy:

but anyways best of luck rock:

Eight Ace 04-07-2005 05:59 AM

Re: Coma Gets Sloiced
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
yep, thats right. I have to go in for a major intestinal surgery
at the end of may, doing prelim blood work and other stuff Today.

error 407: funneh not found.

Godsmack 04-07-2005 06:53 AM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":2d17e]Good luck CoMaToSe. If anything happens to you I'll take good care of your sister. beer:[/quote:2d17e]


can we take turns with his sister you get her on monday and ill take her the rest of the week

dr nein 04-07-2005 07:42 AM

[quote="9mm BeRetTa":be56d]Yea nurses and IV's don't mix, especially when the nurse putting in the IV is a "Nurse in Training"....then you know they won't do it right the 1st time.

good luck.[/quote:be56d]

I can vouch for that. 12+ jabs in the hand at age 3.

Death to all humans + machette.

CoMaToSe 04-07-2005 09:43 AM

[quote=Godsmack]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Mr.Buttocks":0e1f1
Good luck CoMaToSe. If anything happens to you I'll take good care of your sister. beer:


can we take turns with his sister you get her on monday and ill take her the rest of the week[/quote:0e1f1]
that actually made me choke on my cereal... spank:

Innoxx 04-07-2005 09:58 AM

I've never actually seen a pic of Coma's sister, anybody have it? You make her sound hot.

CoMaToSe 04-07-2005 10:01 AM

Re: Coma Gets Sloiced
 
[quote="Eight Ace":1f20c]
Quote:

Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
yep, thats right. I have to go in for a major intestinal surgery
at the end of may, doing prelim blood work and other stuff Today.

error 407: funneh not found.[/quote:1f20c]
yea, cuz surgery's just a blast oOo: oOo:

Art Attack 04-07-2005 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Innoxx
I've never actually seen a pic of Coma's sister, anybody have it? You make her sound hot.


Bean 2 04-07-2005 10:16 AM

[quote="Art Attack":9d1cf]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Innoxx
I've never actually seen a pic of Coma's sister, anybody have it? You make her sound hot.

[/quote:9d1cf]

you have no idea.

eeves 04-07-2005 07:18 PM

[quote="Bean 2":1eb72][quote="Art Attack":1eb72]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Innoxx
I've never actually seen a pic of Coma's sister, anybody have it? You make her sound hot.

[/quote:1eb72]

you have no idea.[/quote:1eb72]

:pics or stfu:

Whatada 04-07-2005 08:52 PM

I'd love to take a sloice out of Comasister.


rock:

Godsmack 04-08-2005 06:56 AM

anybody have that pic?

Bean 2 04-08-2005 08:37 AM

[quote=yves][quote="Bean 2":c9550]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Art Attack":c9550
Quote:

Originally Posted by Innoxx
I've never actually seen a pic of Coma's sister, anybody have it? You make her sound hot.


you have no idea.[/quote:c9550]

:pics or stfu:[/quote:c9550]

touch my penis or finger my asshole.

Short Hand 04-08-2005 08:47 AM

is she not like 11 ?

Bean 2 04-08-2005 08:58 AM

shes like 14 or something.

Zoner 04-08-2005 09:20 AM

[img]http://www.prisonwall.org/postcard/pictures/jailbait.jpg[/img]

Mr.Buttocks 04-08-2005 09:35 AM

The picture's still online, use your detective skills to find it if you're that curious. I won't link it out of respect for my big naturalized German teddy-bear loverboy.

CoMaToSe 04-08-2005 01:35 PM

<3 butts

Tripper 04-08-2005 01:55 PM

hook dat pic up.

Zoner 04-08-2005 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
hook dat pic up.

http://img2.uploadimages.net/show.php?i ... 76view.JPG

That it?

Whatada 04-08-2005 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
hook dat pic up.

http://img2.uploadimages.net/show.php?i ... 76view.JPG

That it?


PLLLUSSSS EEEEIIIINSSSs!1


happy:

Tripper 04-08-2005 02:09 PM

/me jacks off to her...

I like how coma can't fit his hands in his pockets....That's special.

Tystnad 04-08-2005 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
hook dat pic up.

http://img2.uploadimages.net/show.php?i ... 76view.JPG

That it?

Im going to randomly give you +10 for that Zoner. I knew you didnt know the word sympathy. biggrin:

Akuma 04-08-2005 03:02 PM

Wow, I thought you guys were just saying she was hot to be asses.


But damn... [img]http://www.hydrogenelf.com/boards/images/smiles/icon_sad.gif[/img]

Nyck 04-08-2005 03:10 PM

What in the mother fuck...she looks like shes 12-13 years old....seriously annoy:

Godsmack 04-08-2005 03:13 PM

Nice ass!


you too coma....

Tystnad 04-08-2005 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
What in the mother fuck...she looks like shes 12-13 years old....seriously annoy:

Not all of us are 25+. biggrin:

CoMaToSe 04-08-2005 11:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
hook dat pic up.

http://img2.uploadimages.net/show.php?i ... 76view.JPG

That it?

damn you zoner. I must neg u for that.


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