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Bucknub 04-16-2005 09:20 AM

ITT: we post our winning poker hands
 
well, last night, I went over to a friends house to play some poker with a few other friends for the first time ever. was familiar with some of rules but not everything. after getting $24 beaten outta me, I just sat back ovserved the game and educated myself on it. I came home this morning and was anxious to play some more poker, so I jumped on partypoker.net and DL it and was hooked for 3 hours.

I started off with 250 at the table and ended later with $1600, here are some of the winning hands I had. If only this was real money and if only I had this much luck last night cry:


[img]http://groundforce1.com/staffs/buckweed/ppwin.jpg[/img]
[img]http://groundforce1.com/staffs/buckweed/ppwin2.jpg[/img]
[img]http://groundforce1.com/staffs/buckweed/ppwin3.jpg[/img]
[img]http://groundforce1.com/staffs/buckweed/ppwin4.jpg[/img]

Im kbanya1330

anyone else play poker online? we should have like a gf1 poker night or something.

Whatada 04-16-2005 09:22 AM

http://www.pokerstars.com is a pretty solid poker site. Real money or fake. I uninstalled it, but might reinstall.

Nyck 04-16-2005 09:29 AM

oOo:

elitecloud 04-16-2005 12:26 PM

played poker the other night

texas hold em

fun game when it gets to the wire :)

Jin-Roh 04-16-2005 12:36 PM

My dad bought me a poker kit sort of thing from Las Vegas... The chances of me ever using is very slim.

That reminds me, it's fun winning real money against drunk people because they have no idea what they are really doing. oOo:

Bullitt 04-16-2005 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
oOo:


Old Reliable 04-16-2005 06:17 PM

http://www.pokerroom.com

SoLiDUS 04-16-2005 06:34 PM

What the fuck is with this poker craze !? Does everyone just pick up the most
popular intérêts du jour ?? Jesus. My royal cock in your ass beats all hands.

anti 04-16-2005 06:57 PM

ban:

Unknown_Sniper 04-16-2005 10:25 PM

Tuesday night we had teh genious idea of playing drinking card games. Started with up the river...I lost but w/e, we all got shit faced. Then we played poker. First hand I folded as I had shit. I helped a lady friend who had never played before. At this time I could hardly walk but I could still play poker! Told her to stay in and she won very easily. Next hand I cant remember if I folded or stayed in, but at the end I called the other persons hand with a simple "youve got ace of spades and a heart you missed the flush." shows me his hand and sure enough I got em right!
Poker fucking rules, dont bet money bet beer its better.

newt. 04-16-2005 10:27 PM

oOo:


ps,

buckwheat, hope u get a virus

Stammer 04-17-2005 08:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SoLiDUS
What the fuck is with this poker craze !? Does everyone just pick up the most
popular intérêts du jour ?? Jesus. My royal cock in your ass beats all hands.

Poker is a fucking fad...just like a faggot hair do were everyone flipped their hair and dyed it blonde.

Pyro 04-17-2005 05:04 PM

I don't know but ive been playing poker for years.

TonyMontana 04-17-2005 05:06 PM

i like playing once in a while, but am no where near as interested in it as some of the people. The fad will die out soon...I hope.

Short Hand 04-17-2005 05:07 PM

[quote="$p!k3":c9fc8]
Quote:

Originally Posted by SoLiDUS
What the fuck is with this poker craze !? Does everyone just pick up the most
popular intérêts du jour ?? Jesus. My royal cock in your ass beats all hands.

Poker is a fucking fad...just like a faggot hair do were everyone flipped their hair and dyed it blonde.[/quote:c9fc8]


that hair flip was called "a caeser", and i still see lots of people doing it.

TonyMontana 04-17-2005 05:08 PM

[quote="Short Hand":55f47][quote="$p!k3":55f47]
Quote:

Originally Posted by SoLiDUS
What the fuck is with this poker craze !? Does everyone just pick up the most
popular intérêts du jour ?? Jesus. My royal cock in your ass beats all hands.

Poker is a fucking fad...just like a faggot hair do were everyone flipped their hair and dyed it blonde.[/quote:55f47]


that hair flip was called "a caeser", and i still see lots of people doing it.[/quote:55f47]

yeah, it was pretty big here, and still a lot of people do it. I used to have it, but now i'm growing my hair long

Scalping Chief 04-17-2005 05:18 PM

crazy 8's will be the next fad

Nyck 04-17-2005 05:27 PM

I R TEH WINNAR WITH A SIGFRIED AND ROY!(pair of queens)

elstatec 04-18-2005 06:44 AM

play real poker with real people you tool sleeping:


im ontopic so keep abusing your powers and deleting my reply buck as ill keep replying,

Zoner 04-18-2005 07:09 AM

eek:

Don't delete posts just because you don't like the opinion.

Ontopic: Poker online? Not my bag, baby. But hey, if you dig it, shuffle 'em up fucker. biggrin:

Bucknub 04-18-2005 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elstatec
play real poker with real people you tool sleeping:


im ontopic so keep abusing your powers and deleting my reply buck as ill keep replying,

haha you're a fucking idiot, im just fucking with you, now go fuck a sheep while smoking a fag.

Duke_of_Ray 04-18-2005 09:59 AM

Re: ITT: we post our winning poker hands
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Bucknub
well, last night, I went over to a friends house to play some poker with a few other friends for the first time ever. was familiar with some of rules but not everything. after getting $24 beaten outta me, I just sat back ovserved the game and educated myself on it. I came home this morning and was anxious to play some more poker, so I jumped on partypoker.net and DL it and was hooked for 3 hours.

I started off with 250 at the table and ended later with $1600, here are some of the winning hands I had. If only this was real money and if only I had this much luck last night cry:


EDIT: Don't quote all those pics, b00n. -- Zoner

Im kbanya1330

anyone else play poker online? we should have like a gf1 poker night or something.

Like your clothes.

Bucknub 04-18-2005 10:01 AM

thanks

I managed to get a straight flush this morning, it was orgasmic biggrin:

Duke_of_Ray 04-18-2005 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bucknub
thanks

I managed to get a straight flush this morning, it was orgasmic biggrin:

pics?

Bucknub 04-18-2005 10:03 AM

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":d46f7]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Bucknub
thanks

I managed to get a straight flush this morning, it was orgasmic biggrin:

pics?[/quote:d46f7]

indeed

[img]http://img52.echo.cx/img52/9705/straightflush6hz.jpg[/img]

I obviously won it.

elstatec 04-18-2005 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bucknub
haha you're a fucking idiot, im just fucking with you, now go fuck a sheep while smoking a fag.

sleeping:


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