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they forgot to put a red square in my pants

[quote="Sgt. Paine":2908a]they forgot to put a red square in my pants[/quote:2908a]

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youre telling me roughly 10% of the USA is getting head RIGHT now?

[quote="Unknown_Sniper":cb7b3]youre telling me roughly 10% of the USA is getting head RIGHT now?[/quote:cb7b3]
and 0 in canada

[quote="Unknown_Sniper":1d614]youre telling me roughly 10% of the USA is getting head RIGHT now?[/quote:1d614]

It's a counter for the day.

[quote="dr nein":11763][quote="Unknown_Sniper":11763]youre telling me roughly 10% of the USA is getting head RIGHT now?[/quote:11763]

It's a counter for the day.[/quote:11763]

.4% are males doing it to themselves.

yey for LA being a hot spot.

Porn capital of the world

Nyck whose in j00r sig?

http://images.google.com/images?q=Imoge ... a=N&tab=wi

I took the liberty of just providing the google link so you can get to fapping.

beer:

Danke herr nyck

hahahaha.

[quote="Sgt. Paine":7a65f][quote="Unknown_Sniper":7a65f]youre telling me roughly 10% of the USA is getting head RIGHT now?[/quote:7a65f]
and 0 in canada[/quote:7a65f]

LOL +200

[quote="Jin-Roh":7a65f]
.4% are males doing it to themselves.[/quote:7a65f]

shit, if it wasn't for that one rib *.........this forum would be an empty forum


*see how long it takes some of you to figure that one out.

[quote="philadelphia killing mach":f89ec]

[quote="Jin-Roh":f89ec]
.4% are males doing it to themselves.[/quote:f89ec]

shit, if it wasn't for that one rib *.........this forum would be an empty forum


*see how long it takes some of you to figure that one out.[/quote:f89ec]

I dont fucking think so...No way would I fucking blow my self oOo:

[quote=Nyck][quote="philadelphia killing mach":54601]

shit, if it wasn't for that one rib *.........this forum would be an empty forum


*see how long it takes some of you to figure that one out.[/quote:54601]

I dont fucking think so...No way would I fucking blow my self oOo:[/quote:54601]

Nyck >>> Google >>> How+To+Blow+Self >>> I'm Feeling Lucky >>> JACKPOT!

i was able to blow myself a couple of years ago.

[quote=Nyck][quote="philadelphia killing mach":a6666]

shit, if it wasn't for that one rib *.........this forum would be an empty forum


*see how long it takes some of you to figure that one out.[/quote:a6666]

I dont fucking think so...No way would I fucking blow my self oOo:[/quote:a6666]


bullshit, any man would if he could, dogs do we would. might as well say you don't jerk off , choir boy.

[quote="philadelphia killing mach":f53a6][quote=Nyck][quote="philadelphia killing mach":f53a6]

shit, if it wasn't for that one rib *.........this forum would be an empty forum


*see how long it takes some of you to figure that one out.[/quote:f53a6]

I dont fucking think so...No way would I fucking blow my self oOo:[/quote:f53a6]


bullshit, any man would if he could, dogs do we would. might as well say you don't jerk off , choir boy.[/quote:f53a6]

oOo: whatever ya say you closet dicksucker.....

there is a huge fucking difference between beating off and wanting to suck dick. You go ahead and enjoy fat choad in your mouth, Ill stick to rosie palmer and her 5 sisters.

hey, if lying to yourself helps, go ahead brother...........but you know you would.
i said my own dick not another man's dick. what closet horror you have that made you automatically assume homosexual tendencies is beyond my understanding but ........you know you would.

[quote="philadelphia killing mach":1e9f5]hey, if lying to yourself helps, go ahead brother...........but you know you would.
i said my own dick not another man's dick. what closet horror you have that made you automatically assume homosexual tendencies is beyond my understanding but ........you know you would.[/quote:1e9f5]

When is it normal for a straight man to put a throbbing member in his mouth....? oOo:

Exactly..sorry Id rather blow my spooge elsewhere besides in my mouth...kthx!

Spoken like a true married man, Nyck.

why the fuck would you blow your own juice into your own mouth. i said suck your own dick, not cum in your own mouth.

[quote="philadelphia killing mach":4def8]why the fuck would you blow your own juice into your own mouth. i said suck your own dick, not cum in your own mouth.[/quote:4def8]

You're just fucking gay....go suck your own dick and stfu already...jesus

I can NOT believe a fucking dude just wrote the sentence

"I said suck your own dick" In talking about themselves.... eek:

[quote=Nyck]You're just fucking gay....go suck your own dick and stfu already...jesus

I can NOT believe a fucking dude just wrote the sentence

"I said suck your own dick" In talking about themselves.... eek:[/quote:4f921]

just admit it and deal with your issues later. be a man and bone up, if you will.
you'd suck your own dick if you could, you know you would.

oh shit, just thought of the other possibility..........you've never had your dicked sucked.....too bad son; if you did you'd crack that rib and gnaw yourself for an hour. you know it, kid; you know it.

No body in Canada gets blowjobs?

And I wouldn't suck my own dick if i could.

[quote="philadelphia killing mach":7f012]

oh shit, just thought of the other possibility..........you've never had your dicked sucked.....too bad son; if you did you'd crack that rib and gnaw yourself for an hour. you know it, kid; you know it.[/quote:7f012]

[quote="dr nein":7f012]Spoken like a true married man, Nyck.[/quote:7f012]

K thx...you go suck your dong, ill let my wife do the work.....


in conclusion stop trying to make your self feel better by thinking everyone else wants to suck their own dicks. you are the exception brother, not the norm.

23,118 out of 23,119 GF1ers agree "We wouldnt suck our own dick"

Cheaper to get a fleshlight.

[quote=Nyck][quote="dr nein":57a88]Spoken like a true married man, Nyck.[/quote:57a88]

K thx...you go suck your dong, ill let my wife do the work.....


in conclusion stop trying to make your self feel better by thinking everyone else wants to suck their own dicks. you are the exception brother, not the norm.

23,118 out of 23,119 GF1ers agree "We wouldnt suck our own dick"[/quote:57a88]

23,000 out of 23,119 proably have never even had thier dick sucked, jr.
i am the exception, above the norm; you're right there brother.
listen to some bill hicks sometime..........you'll see what i'm talking about.

I don't know dude...I don't think you'd ever convince me to suck my own dick if I knew I could.

I think I would suck my own dick once in a while if I didn't have a girlfriend.

fucken batty boys mad:

well you also like drinking your GFs menstrual blood too so.... biggrin:

Depends on the day. First day when it's full of uterine lining and shit, it's nasty. After that it's not too bad.

some people like pulp in their OJ, some like uterine lining in their menstrual blood.

lmao biggrin: