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Sgt>Stackem 04-27-2005 01:35 PM

Larry the Cable Guy
 
I dont get it, he is one of the most UNfunny comedians Ive seen. I knew most of the punchlines because the jokes were so old. do you have to be a Nascar fan to get it?

04-27-2005 01:44 PM

ask Nyck.

Hollywood 04-27-2005 01:59 PM

Never try to understand the Redneck, they will surprise you with something different every single day.

Pyro 04-27-2005 02:02 PM

Holla at me

KTOG 04-27-2005 02:07 PM

git-r-done has to be the gayest thing since the whole Bud 'waaasup' and lil jon 'OOOOK' crap combined.

Nyck 04-27-2005 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Acideyez
ask Nyck.

your the one hunting fucking squirrels elmer fudd, you tell me.

Paintballr 04-27-2005 02:33 PM

I think he's funny.

Hollywood 04-27-2005 02:49 PM

If I could understand what the hell he was saying I might find his routine humorous, but probably not.

Seriously though, he is just not funny at all. Watching him try to pull off scripted jokes on the Jeff Foxworthy roast was painful to watch. He needs to suck Foxworthy's dick nightly in thanks for creating his shitty career. God forbid anything happens to Jeff, Mr Cable Gy would be homeless.

Jin-Roh 04-27-2005 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KTOG
git-r-done has to be the gayest thing since the whole Bud 'waaasup' and lil jon 'OOOOK' crap combined.

You know a show/song is fucking stupid when it influences people to imitate anything from that show/song. Examples: Napoleon Dynamite "Gosh", Chapelle Show, etc. rolleyes:

Funny comedians: Dana Carvey, George Carlin, Robin Williams, etc...

Anyone know any other good ones?

Whatada 04-27-2005 02:53 PM

[quote="Jin-Roh":f5e5d]
You know a show/song is fucking stupid when it influences people to imitate anything from that show/song. Examples: Napoleon Dynamite "Gosh", Chapelle Show, etc. rolleyes:

Funny comedians: Dana Carvey, George Carlin, Robin Williams, etc...

Anyone know any other good ones?[/quote:f5e5d]


8-Ace

Sgt>Stackem 04-27-2005 03:00 PM

Robert Schimmel
Bill Hicks

Bucknub 04-27-2005 03:07 PM

who?

9mm BeRetTa 04-27-2005 03:39 PM

Wow, I am far from redneck, and takes a lot to make me laugh and I thought his comedy routine was one of the funniest I have ever seen.

The other guys are pretty good as well.

Who has that Robin Williams' clip of him talking about golf?

TonyMontana 04-27-2005 03:40 PM

George Lopez
Joe Avati

Akuma 04-27-2005 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KTOG
git-r-done has to be the gayest thing since the whole Bud 'waaasup' and lil jon 'OOOOK' crap combined.

I concur.

Cpt. Obvious 04-27-2005 04:49 PM

I found Larry the Cable Guy quite funny, yah i guess it is the West Virginia in me but whatever I think he is funny. Especially the joke about the Biscuts and Gravy flavored edible undies.

Colonel 04-27-2005 05:24 PM

Some of his routine is pretty funny. I think Ron White is the funniest of the group.

Tripper 04-27-2005 05:42 PM

[quote="Jin-Roh":b5984]
Quote:

Originally Posted by KTOG
git-r-done has to be the gayest thing since the whole Bud 'waaasup' and lil jon 'OOOOK' crap combined.

You know a show/song is fucking stupid when it influences people to imitate anything from that show/song. Examples: Napoleon Dynamite "Gosh", Chapelle Show, etc. rolleyes:

Funny comedians: Dana Carvey, George Carlin, Robin Williams, etc...

Anyone know any other good ones?[/quote:b5984]

Dude, stfu - You know nothing. The only reason those are "fucking stupid" is because retarded "cool kids" like yourself repeat dem shits over and over again. They are always funny to begin with, it's just babynuts' like you that ruin it.

Blase 04-27-2005 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel
I think Ron White is the funniest of the group.

Ron White is the only one of the four in the Blue Collar group my friends and I will quote at school and laugh at.

Akuma 04-27-2005 06:06 PM

You caught the tater.

Vance 04-27-2005 06:06 PM

[quote="9mm BeRetTa":779cd]Who has that Robin Williams' clip of him talking about golf?[/quote:779cd]
I do. biggrin:

Sgt. Paine 04-27-2005 06:08 PM

what does Git R done mean? shit, he says a joke then hes like "GIT R DONE PEOPLE GIR R DONE, I KNOW"

04-27-2005 06:20 PM

Git-R-Done, aka Get her done, aka get it done, aka DO THAT

or something along those lines.

i think Jeff Foxworthy has the best routine, anyways

Madmartagen 04-27-2005 06:23 PM

i dont see the humor in the cable guy either. when they had the friars roast of jeff foxworthy, comedy central had nothing but redneck tv on for two weeks, that shit made me insane.

funny comedians:

david cross
bill hicks RIP
sam kinison RIP
kevin james
chris rock
zack galifanookus (sp?)

dude, whos hunting squirrels on this forum?

Duke_of_Ray 04-27-2005 06:31 PM

Yea, Larry the Cable guy is extremly UNFUNNY. People at school keep qouting him, and it just kills me. I mean I don't even understand what is suppose to be funny. Yea it would be funny if I was 12 and on crack, but thankfully I am not 12! Man, people need to get a bloody sense of homur that is funny.

Like mine, O SNap! 612 warf

KTOG 04-27-2005 06:36 PM

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":9ba7e]612 warf[/quote:9ba7e]

612 Wharf Avenue! HEY! 612 Wharf AVENUE!

FOR DAAAA SHOOOOORTEEEEZ

Duke_of_Ray 04-27-2005 06:38 PM

[quote=KTOG]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Duke_of_Ray":977b6
612 warf

612 Wharf Avenue! HEY! 612 Wharf AVENUE!

FOR DAAAA SHOOOOORTEEEEZ[/quote:977b6]

I got some dog poo poo, more dog poo poo and a dead racoon.

Tripper 04-27-2005 06:41 PM

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":a1425][quote=KTOG]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Duke_of_Ray":a1425
612 warf

612 Wharf Avenue! HEY! 612 Wharf AVENUE!

FOR DAAAA SHOOOOORTEEEEZ[/quote:a1425]

I got some dog poo poo, more dog poo poo and a dead racoon.[/quote:a1425]

Sleep with it. Then smash the shit out of your computer and burn your phone lines.

harpua 04-27-2005 06:42 PM

[quote="Jin-Roh":1c4e0]
Quote:

Originally Posted by KTOG
git-r-done has to be the gayest thing since the whole Bud 'waaasup' and lil jon 'OOOOK' crap combined.

You know a show/song is fucking stupid when it influences people to imitate anything from that show/song. Examples: Napoleon Dynamite "Gosh", Chapelle Show, etc. rolleyes:

Funny comedians: Dana Carvey, George Carlin, Robin Williams, etc...

Anyone know any other good ones?[/quote:1c4e0]

lewis black.

04-27-2005 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Madmartagen
dude, whos hunting squirrels on this forum?

that'd be me. they are quite good, so is rabbit.

Chris Rock is hilarious, Jerry Seinfeld isnt that bad either.

Duke_of_Ray 04-27-2005 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Acideyez
Quote:

Originally Posted by Madmartagen
dude, whos hunting squirrels on this forum?

that'd be me. they are quite good, so is rabbit.

Chris Rock is hilarious, Jerry Seinfeld isnt that bad either.

Might as weel feed me a rat as a squirrel. uhgggg hake:

Jin-Roh 04-27-2005 07:05 PM

[quote=Tripper]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Jin-Roh":84d5a
Quote:

Originally Posted by KTOG
git-r-done has to be the gayest thing since the whole Bud 'waaasup' and lil jon 'OOOOK' crap combined.

You know a show/song is fucking stupid when it influences people to imitate anything from that show/song. Examples: Napoleon Dynamite "Gosh", Chapelle Show, etc. rolleyes:

Funny comedians: Dana Carvey, George Carlin, Robin Williams, etc...

Anyone know any other good ones?

Dude, stfu - You know nothing. The only reason those are "fucking stupid" is because retarded "cool kids" like yourself repeat dem shits over and over again. They are always funny to begin with, it's just babynuts' like you that ruin it.[/quote:84d5a]

I was clearly talking about other people. With my personality disorder, I am unable to repeat funny things.

Inotherwords... GO FUCK YOURSELF. dance:

Sgt>Stackem 04-27-2005 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Acideyez
Quote:

Originally Posted by Madmartagen
dude, whos hunting squirrels on this forum?

that'd be me. they are quite good, so is rabbit.

Chris Rock is hilarious, Jerry Seinfeld isnt that bad either.


+1 for shopping in the woods

04-27-2005 07:37 PM

[quote="Sgt>Stackem":ce87f]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Acideyez
Quote:

Originally Posted by Madmartagen
dude, whos hunting squirrels on this forum?

that'd be me. they are quite good, so is rabbit.

Chris Rock is hilarious, Jerry Seinfeld isnt that bad either.


+1 for shopping in the woods[/quote:ce87f]

rock:

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":ce87f]
Might as weel feed me a rat as a squirrel. uhgggg hake:
[/quote:ce87f]

Coming from you, that sounds like a compliment. Go stick your dick in a can of beans.

Madmartagen 04-27-2005 08:15 PM

[quote=Acideyez]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Duke_of_Ray":3081a
Might as weel feed me a rat as a squirrel. uhgggg hake:

Coming from you, that sounds like a compliment. Go stick your dick in a can of beans.[/quote:3081a]

LOOOOOOOOOOOLLLL!!1

Sniper101 04-27-2005 08:23 PM

Foxworthy has some nice stuff

Here are some other comedians
Bill Cosby (of course)
Denis Leary

Whatada 04-27-2005 08:24 PM

tatersald4ever

Colonel 04-27-2005 10:08 PM

I miss Jerry Clower. Haven't seen him in years.


Haven't had squirrel in years either. I'm startin' to have a cravin'!

Tripper 04-27-2005 10:35 PM

[quote="Jin-Roh":712a3][quote=Tripper]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Jin-Roh":712a3
Quote:

Originally Posted by KTOG
git-r-done has to be the gayest thing since the whole Bud 'waaasup' and lil jon 'OOOOK' crap combined.

You know a show/song is fucking stupid when it influences people to imitate anything from that show/song. Examples: Napoleon Dynamite "Gosh", Chapelle Show, etc. rolleyes:

Funny comedians: Dana Carvey, George Carlin, Robin Williams, etc...

Anyone know any other good ones?

Dude, stfu - You know nothing. The only reason those are "fucking stupid" is because retarded "cool kids" like yourself repeat dem shits over and over again. They are always funny to begin with, it's just babynuts' like you that ruin it.[/quote:712a3]

I was clearly talking about other people. With my personality disorder, I am unable to repeat funny things.

Inotherwords... GO FUCK YOURSELF. dance:[/quote:712a3]

You were talking about other people, I understand that. I believe you're just as bad as them because you write off entire shows/songs because of the fact that other people like them - So I used you as the example for retarded behaviour.

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jujumantb 04-27-2005 11:10 PM

Its gonna be a good day tater

Mitch Hedberg
Dane Cook


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