Resident Evil, for real!
 

http://65.127.124.62/south_asia/4483241.stm.htm

[quote="The Article":484d1]
Cambodian Troops Quarantine Quan'sul
Lebanese army commandos move into Anjar after the withdrawal of Syrian troops
Cambodian troops moved into Quan'sul after Malaria victims attack populace.
There has been a small outbreak of “zombism” in a small town near the border of Laos in North-Eastern Cambodia.

The culprit was discovered to be mosquitoes native to that region carrying a new strain of Malaria which thus far has a 100 percent mortality rating killing victims in fewer than 2 days.

After death, this virus is able to restart the heart of it’s victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believe to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.”

Cambodian officials say that the outbreak has been contained and the public has no need to worry.

General Ary Serey had this to say, "We have obtained samples of this new virus and plan to learn how it starts the heart and other major organs of the deceased. We intend to use this to increase the quality of life for all."

US Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice opposed the plan saying that the Cambodian government holds a great biological weapon and should destroy it immediately. Cambodian officials have yet to comment.

A United Nations team will be dispatched to Cambodia to confirm the safety of biological research in Cambodia.[/quote:484d1]

(yeah, its fake, shut it)

rofl that was funny

Those guys look strangly like Lebanese troops in that photo eek:
gg mouseover

rofl

haha

very odd oOo:

wow that sucked. did Angel have something to do with this?

ed:

HA! Thats awesome!

Who made this?

"US Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice opposed the plan saying that the Cambodian government holds a great biological weapon and should destroy it immediately."
because that is exactly what the USA would do. This is gonan suck if that is ever leaked to someone who has the balls to use it.

If something like that ever happened, I would grab me a gat glock baby mac right away. happy:

actaully, machine guns are not rcommended for zombie fighting. niether are shotguns. for best results, use accurate, 1 show kill weaponry and long blades and heavy blugeons. anything to remove/destroy the head

doesnt work :(

Thanks movie King, but I think we all know a deck of cards is the best way to deal with zombies. Guns... rolleyes:

ahhh

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Well, you killed it, maybe it'll be back later

You'd think the BBC would have a more reliable server biggrin:

ok we all know how to kill zombies. For gods sake this is an internet gaming forum, cant get much more geekier than this. But the most fun way of killing a zombie is lighting him on fire.

... throwing them on a SLIP-N-SLIDE ? rock:

Vinyl is the best way to kill Zombies.

"General Ary Serey had this to say, "We have obtained samples of this new virus and plan to learn how it starts the heart and other major organs of the deceased. We intend to use this to increase the quality of life for all."

Destory that shit. This how shit starts in the movies. If I turn into a zombie because of these motherfuckers im gonna be extremely pissed and ill zombify some babies.

[quote="Bean 2":36ad0]"General Ary Serey had this to say, "We have obtained samples of this new virus and plan to learn how it starts the heart and other major organs of the deceased. We intend to use this to increase the quality of life for all."

Destory that shit. This how shit starts in the movies. If I turn into a zombie because of these motherfuckers im gonna be extremely pissed and ill zombify some babies.[/quote:36ad0]

I dunno if you're joking or not....If you aren't, this is for you: oOo:

[quote=Tripper]I dunno if you're joking or not....If you aren't, this is for you: oOo:[/quote:67ee3]

Of course im joking...

ok im searching the BBC website and I cant find a fucking thing about the zombies. I call cover up!

WE FUCK THE RANK NOT THE MAN

+1

wtf why is my band picture in there.

because ur a muppet

i actually believed that shyt for a whole day & told all my friends before I saw the IP oOo: annoy: eek: hake: rolleyes:

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":27263]i actually believed that shyt for a whole day & told all my friends before I saw the IP oOo: annoy: eek: hake: rolleyes:[/quote:27263]

same cry: im a loser

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She goes to my school! Her name is stephanie!