what if you were in a zombie scenario?
 

What would you do? where would you go? How would you do it?


This question has come up amongst my friends and i after we watch various cult zombie flicks from the late 20th century and fairly recent ones.

kill em sam fisher style

I had a thread about this a few months back, heh

lest pretend that the zombies evolved since then

I just watched the new dawn of the dead. A mall seems like a could place. I would probably just fucking die though. Im no super man.

poor you loney:

not be like all the careless idiots in the movies and actually setup a defensive position with lots of weapons and kill them all

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sorry, but let the thread continue... I barely remember the last one. Plus, I don't think anyone had a real strategy to go on. Like my buds and I plan to steal a car and drive to my uncle's house where he has a huge cache of weapons. After that, we'd go about town and pick up people that would be of use to us. Mostly people that we know and have various talents, like mild military training and field medical training. Then we'd try to secure a local walmart and shopping center thats a few miles from here. The walmart has everything we'd ever need. Occaisonally, we'd take trips to a army/navy store for various military products and freeze dried rations. We'd park a semi in front of the store like they did in the original dawn of the dead and cement the back door. If we needed to get out, we'd steal a rope ladder from the army/navy store to let ourselves in and out. Sounds fool proof, but if someone wanted to take the walmart from us, we'd probably be fucked.

nail my windows shuit with thick english oak, then nail the insides, barricade the doors and windows, and wait. No use in trying to kill them.

i had a dream about zombies last night. scary shit

knowing I wouldnt last long with the amount of supplies around, Id prolly strap myself with as many explosives as I can. run out in the open and let the fuckers come after me, have a few hundred pile around me, and with my last once of strength go out with a big bang.

or if I have access to a nuclear warhead of some sort. Id shove that in mini van with as many explosives as well and have them all gather around me and then hit the big red button. The should clear up teh situation for a 20 mile radius, give or take

i would do something dumb, i would go to a nuclear power plant steal all the stuff and learn to fly a helifopter and start bombing random cities...

Against all odds, I would happen to stumble upon the secret to killing them all just before they take over the world. I'd probably masturbate within that time period aswell.

i would beat the zombies with dildos---san andreas

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hehe That actually looks kind of cool.

First - Shotgun Whore \ Lean Bind
Second - Nade Spam

No no.. it's all about the left leaning with a KAR. Then nade spam.

i live in central OC, so its a heavily populated area. If a zombie epidemic broke out, we would all be pretty much fucked. i would barricade myself in my home. windows, gates, doors, crawlspaces, backyard entries and the garage would be locked down. We have a flat roof, so i would keep all my supplies up there under a tent. i would live up there and make sure they dont figure out how to get up on the roof and wait until help arrives or until the population is so scarce, i can grab a 4x4 truck and drive somewhere else.

weapons:

chainsaw, armor, gloves, boots, hammer.

no torches!? ed:

I used to buzz out to the zombie scenario with my mates as well....

...We decided we'd initially go to a gun store and loot the shit out of it, then to a supermarket and do the same, and then migrate out to the forests of west auckland and set up a perimeter around a lodge or something, then prepare ourselves for trips in and out of town to get survivors and supplies, etc.

I wathced both the New Dawn of the Dead and Shaun of the Dead last night.

Im actually writing a script for a trilogy of movies based on the Class 4 Outbreak Scenario outlined in MAx Brooks' The Zombie Survival Guide

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Myself, Misc, Milla, Inny & Noctis. Even if we couldn't kill them all we'd still be drunk off our asses.

I would don this and be safe from all zombie advances

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^rock:

Climb up onto a several story high building with the only way up being removable ladders. Pull them up and just sit back and wait for the zombies to starve to death. Have a few month supply of canned food up there. As for weapons... Mostly big caliber stuff. Dual desert eagles, dual .357 magnums, Winchester Super X2 12gauge shotgun, Winchester Model 1300 Defender 8-shot 12 guage shotgun, maybe an Ak-47 or something automatic just for fun. Since ammo for the desert eagles and magnums will be fairly scarse, I'll also have a Kimber Pro 1911 .45ACP. If some how I ran out of ammo I'll also have my Hanwei-Folded Steel 40" Katana, Wakizashi, and Tanto.


dance:

then you could be a......... TRIPPAR

BWAAHAHAHASCORE!!111

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go into outer space or a large ship.

if ur on land ur fucked. maybe try the subway...or the L.... keep that shit running so zombies can't catch us.

submarine.

fort knox... oh yea for sure.

or maybe load up on food and supplies...head out in deserrt to abandoned missle silo...or area 51.

oOo:

murder the person i hate the most

invade the lcbo

make sure only women are allowed in

drunk orgy

then i don't know.

The initial survival is almost entirely based on LUCK: it depends on where you
are when it begins and how far you are from your first objective. That said, I'm
pretty sure once I secure a firearm, I would seriously increase my odds of
survival for the first two weeks. After that, it depends on other factors like how
the actual infection spreads (no problem with local water supplies for a while if it
doesn't hurt you) and where you're located.

I'm a realist so I don't give myself good odds of surviving. If I'm home, OK...
otherwise, ouch. Sucks to be you... I KNOW I KNOW. I KNOW IT'S TRUE.

I like akumas idea of camping the top of a skyscraper. Dont go on the L trains. the zombies will pile themselves up and sacrifice eachother just to stop the train.

Weapons: D-eagle, dual p-90's, AK-47, auto shotty, crate of nades, if I can get it a mini gun. If ammo runs out then my trusty K-BAR and moltave cocktails.

I'm not even going to bother making up a plan, I'd be screwed.

you should read zombie survival guide before going for all the stereoypical weapons, like heavy machine guns and shotguns, which are terrible against zombies... Give me a good 'ol carbine and a katana....

The writer has experience fighting Zombies...? oOo: rolleyes:

As far as I'm concerned, whatever works well in movies should work well in our "scenarios" seeing as it is ALL fiction. Zombies AREN'T real. So heavy weapons and shotties will do fine....

One more time for your mind: oOo:

^You're right for the most part, but then again, there's so many variations in these movies tat it's hard to tell. We've gone from limping, retarded zombies who crave brains, to sprinting, semi-smart zombies who have a thirst for intestines. I'd just wait to see what they did, then get weapons accordingly.

Slow Zombies = Heavy Weaponry so you can sit back and kick ass.

Fast Zombies = Lightweight weaponry so you can hightail your ass outta there.

watch, he'll tell me to stfu.. :(

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