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KTOG 05-16-2005 11:08 PM

Who has the worst job currently?
 
My job is the movie Office Space. All i do is sit in a cubicle and sort files alphabetically. Once i'm done sorting these millions of sheets of paper (about 2 weeks) i get to enter one type of data from all the millions of pages, then go through again and enter another piece of data. Its so damn mind numbing.

"So i was sitting in my cubicle today and i realized ever since i started working, every single day has been worse than the day before it. So that means every single day you see me, thats on the worst day of my life"

Milla 05-16-2005 11:10 PM

Re: Who has the worst job currently?
 
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My job is the movie Office Space. All i do is sit in a cubicle and sort files alphabetically. Once i'm done sorting these millions of sheets of paper (about 2 weeks) i get to enter one type of data from all the millions of pages, then go through again and enter another piece of data. Its so damn mind numbing.

"So i was sitting in my cubicle today and i realized ever since i started working, every single day has been worse than the day before it. So that means every single day you see me, thats on the worst day of my life"

Great movie.

Airborne Butters 05-16-2005 11:12 PM

Sounds like someone's got a case of the Moondays!

Himmler 05-16-2005 11:13 PM

Re: Who has the worst job currently?
 
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"So i was sitting in my cubicle today and i realized ever since i started working, every single day has been worse than the day before it. So that means every single day you see me, thats on the worst day of my life"

Damn, thats messed up.

Blase 05-16-2005 11:15 PM

A computer could do Ktogs 2-week routine in 12 seconds.

KTOG 05-16-2005 11:17 PM

The worst part is i work in the IT department; therefor, nein hot chicks. cry: cry: cry: cry: cry: cry:

Bucknub 05-16-2005 11:23 PM

most of the time I like being where I work. If im working in the back freezer, Im a happy camper, if Im at the counter serving those goddamn customers, I want to shoot myself.

I work in a bakery by the way.

Tripper 05-17-2005 12:28 AM

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The worst part is i work in the IT department; therefor, nein hot chicks. cry: cry: cry: cry: cry: cry:

I had a dumb boring job last year working on a university campus, I listened to music to pass the time - Are you allowed to do that?

Also try sleeping in your car during lunch breaks and anytime the boss isn't around.

rdeyes 05-17-2005 12:47 AM

i get to put on those bling bling tire and wheel packages together , my job sucks

Xorcist [USA] 05-17-2005 06:29 AM

I'm an x-ray tech currently scanning the unreleased General Motors Gen 4 alumininum v-8 engine blocks. The model is currently in the r & d stage so I am only viewing 30 tp 50 blocks a day.
It might sound interesting, but looking at the same images on a computer screen is definately becoming monotonous.

Blase 05-17-2005 08:49 AM

I have to stand in the sun at city events and direct traffic, and normally I have to direct them away from the main lot, and they really don't like that.

To top it all off? I don't get paid.

Akuma 05-17-2005 09:06 AM

I get post online all day.



And once in a while print some shit.

CoMaToSe 05-17-2005 09:14 AM

Im zoners little slam hog, does that count as a job?

OH SHIT HERE HE COMES,I GOT TO GET OUTTA HERE!!

elstatec 05-17-2005 09:44 AM

im a barman and, well i love ittttt.

Da_Bian 05-17-2005 10:04 AM

I have to teach snotty nosed Taiwanese brats. 3 classes a day, 20 kids to a class. THAT'S A FUCK LOAD OF GERMS! spank:

Poseidon 05-17-2005 10:45 AM

I work in a newsagents - fuck i hate customers - there stupid ignorant cunts. biggrin:

Quze 05-17-2005 01:33 PM

mcdonalds

Tripper 05-17-2005 01:38 PM

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To top it all off? I don't get paid.

LOL - How'd you get yourself into that shit.....!?

Stammer 05-17-2005 01:39 PM

I stock shelves in Shoprite. $7.00 an hour isn't bad and I only have to work 20 hour weeks.

Nyck 05-17-2005 02:19 PM

Im the Inventory Associate @ Staples. I work M-F 7am-3pm scanning holes in the store, finding the product, bitching out vendors who dont give me RMA's quick enough for all their broken shit that hangs out in this 8x8 plywood locked cage I call home. Then I take out trash, throw away broken shitty products, conduct counts of products, find out its missing, wonder where the fuck it is. Then code out stolen shit little fucking cock mongrels ripped off(OMFG this.87 pencil is too much) then when shrink(stolen shit) gets too high, I get ragged on by the management and then Loss prevention will visit and grill me on wtf is going on(store sucks monkey cock)

Stammer 05-17-2005 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Nyck
Im the Inventory Associate @ Staples. I work M-F 7am-3pm scanning holes in the store, finding the product, bitching out vendors who dont give me RMA's quick enough for all their broken shit that hangs out in this 8x8 plywood locked cage I call home. Then I take out trash, throw away broken shitty products, conduct counts of products, find out its missing, wonder where the fuck it is. Then code out stolen shit little fucking cock mongrels ripped off(OMFG this.87 pencil is too much) then when shrink(stolen shit) gets too high, I get ragged on by the management and then Loss prevention will visit and grill me on wtf is going on(store sucks monkey cock)

Does the pay make it semi-bearable?

Nyck 05-17-2005 02:34 PM

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Im the Inventory Associate @ Staples. I work M-F 7am-3pm scanning holes in the store, finding the product, bitching out vendors who dont give me RMA's quick enough for all their broken shit that hangs out in this 8x8 plywood locked cage I call home. Then I take out trash, throw away broken shitty products, conduct counts of products, find out its missing, wonder where the fuck it is. Then code out stolen shit little fucking cock mongrels ripped off(OMFG this.87 pencil is too much) then when shrink(stolen shit) gets too high, I get ragged on by the management and then Loss prevention will visit and grill me on wtf is going on(store sucks monkey cock)

Does the pay make it semi-bearable?[/quote:c23a7]

I started there @ $8.00 an Hr. Ive been there for 4 years now and Make $9.21

I was told this position was an upgrade with benefits, pay increase etc....then found out it isnt. So I got a mexican promotion, more duties, responsibilities, same pay. My last two yearly raises have been 14 cents and 17 cents, because for my position I already make too much so the max raise is like 3 % or 17 cents.....

so no.....

It is nice having a set schedule in retail and not working weekends though... dance:

regardless my fancy new college degree isnt doing shit for me right now, but Im still out looking.

Blase 05-17-2005 03:08 PM

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To top it all off? I don't get paid.

LOL - How'd you get yourself into that shit.....!?

Interning for the local police.

tomxtr 05-17-2005 03:10 PM

I do training and consulting for a software company. It's a fucking grind. I am on the road > 50% of the time. Most of the time I'm training idiots who don't have a great deal of Windows experience. I find myself constantly repeating "your other right-click, you fucking boon" under my breath.

The travel sucks ass. I sit in airports and lay around in hotels all day. This year I've flown 20 round trips already. The exotic locations include Torrance, Manchester, Providence, Portland, Orlando, and Miami to name a few. I'm always to beat to venture out and see the sites. I usually just get the newest porn on the hotel pay per view and talk the front desk into putting it onto a separate bill so my expenses won't be scrutinized.

The only saving grace is the airline mile, Marriott Rewards, etc. I've got more Southwest round trips than I know what to do with. I've been ebaying my rapid rewards vouchers.

Anyway, the money is good, so I'm more or less stuck. My college degree got me here, but now my lifestyle and mortgage is keeping me here. I wish sometimes that I could just stock shelves at Caldor like I did in high school. Anyway, I guess I shouldn't bitch so much when some people are unemployed.

Tripper 05-17-2005 03:11 PM

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To top it all off? I don't get paid.

LOL - How'd you get yourself into that shit.....!?

Interning for the local police.

How old are you?? You're gonna be a cop?

Short Hand 05-17-2005 03:19 PM

Night Shift Supervisor @ No Frill's Grocery Store..........

-I work with all the rejects who can't work days...
-My routine is the exact same every night, Stock Shelf, Face Shelf, Sweep Floor.'
-The job pays well though, almost 13.00 $ an hour as it is.
-Shitty Hours 10 pm to 7 am......
-Turn Over rate really sucks... I have had 3 full crews flop over already in 5 months. (Fired) (Quit) (Dissapeared)
-Owner is really nice, the store manager threatens to castrate me on a daily basis when something wasn't faced nicely.
-Other then that, just a very very very routine job..

Jin-Roh 05-17-2005 03:24 PM

KTOG, get out of cubicle. That's the worst place to waste your life, imo. hake:

Blase 05-17-2005 03:24 PM

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To top it all off? I don't get paid.

LOL - How'd you get yourself into that shit.....!?

Interning for the local police.

How old are you?? You're gonna be a cop?

16, I don't want to be a local cop. I'm going to try to go federal.

Jin-Roh 05-17-2005 03:26 PM

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To top it all off? I don't get paid.

LOL - How'd you get yourself into that shit.....!?

Interning for the local police.

How old are you?? You're gonna be a cop?

16, I don't want to be a local cop. I'm going to try to go federal.[/quote:8431e]

NSA? ed:

Blase 05-17-2005 03:27 PM

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To top it all off? I don't get paid.

LOL - How'd you get yourself into that shit.....!?

Interning for the local police.

How old are you?? You're gonna be a cop?

16, I don't want to be a local cop. I'm going to try to go federal.[/quote:55948]

NSA? ed:[/quote:55948]

FBI

Machette 05-17-2005 05:09 PM

nofrills is where all the dirtbags go shorthand biggrin:

mr.miyagi 05-17-2005 05:15 PM

Work in retail selling over-priced clothes to clueless people who think they can buy style..

like $9.5 p.h, part time, no weekends. Yes i get to serve, help and stare at total gorgeous chicks all day as 90% of the female customers are sexy but its hell when you're single, like a slow torture...
Not the worst job in the world i admit but fawk, makes me realise i need a g/f bad! annoy:

newt. 05-17-2005 05:42 PM

i burn bio-hazardous waste

Miscguy 05-17-2005 07:08 PM

I fix other peoples mistakes on a bulk receiving dock. Basically we get product in each night, i take large quantities palletize them and make them go away. I work 4 days, 10 hours, 10pm to 8am. The 3 days i dont work all the empty space i manage to make is wasted by the asshat who covers those days. So i walk back in sundays to a mess all over again. Then im expected to fix all the shit the other guy makes.

Then other teams, day side and a seperate backstock team put shit in the wrong places, or just do it fucking lazily. Then bitch about how shitty it looks. Then im ordered to fix that, i do, a week later its torn to shit. Training is a joke, since you can tell them 20582305 times how to do it and they still wont. The day side is the worst because they fuck shit up, or leave it for us to do, then if we dont we get blamed for creating it.

For $12.00 its not really worth it, but minimum wage is like $7.50 something. So id have to work 2 jobs to make a little more than what i do now. Considering i only work 4 days vs two jobs 5 days each, im kinda fucking stuck.

anti 05-17-2005 07:10 PM

have you tried bringing this to the attentino of your superior?

Miscguy 05-17-2005 07:19 PM

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH AH

I brought up the lackings in my weekend coverage 2 years ago, i was told he was improving. I continue to point out his lackings every week. Most noticably when they try to blame shit on me; and i have to tell them i didnt even receive the pallet, that i wasnt even there on the day it came in.

Im more of a leader in my work place than my leaders. I've been told to promote by many peers, but refuse because its even more assinine at that level than the one im at.

Short Hand 05-17-2005 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Machette
nofrills is where all the dirtbags go shorthand biggrin:

SMILE 5000 LOWER FOOD PRICES IN STORE EVERYDAY !..........

Unknown_Sniper 05-17-2005 08:20 PM

Well right now I get to breathe air. I get to sleep late, and work on my truck. I get to go online a lot, and basically I get to enjoy being unemployed. Hell I woke up at noon and played games all day. then I went outside worked on my truck, ate dinner and now im here. IVe had a great day and it was free for everyone!!!

Forte 05-17-2005 08:33 PM

I work for a videogame company making maps. no pay until we put a demo out.

KTOG 05-17-2005 08:47 PM

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cok


To make my job worse is that i take the bus both ways which cost $5 bucks a day. Also, my mother works 4 floors above me so she always has the need to talk to me.


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