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05-18-2005 07:48 PM

English Class outburst
 
Yeah english class today was hilarious, i wish i taped it.
We had to do these projects on American writers, and this black kid, Cory, is trying to do his, and the teacher notices his earring, and here is were this starts:

Teacher: Cory remove your earring

Cory: Why? It ain't doing nothing to you

Teacher: Its a gang symbol, remove it now

Cory: Man what the fuck do you mean gang symbol? Because im black its a gang symbol? What the fuck?

Teacher: Would you like to take a trip to your dean (of dicipline)?

Cory: Fuck that you bitch. Fuck you mother fucker fuck all of you, (etc. etc.)

[Cory walks out of the class]

Teacher: Excuse me class, ill be right back.

annoy: just thought id share.

Sgt. Paine 05-18-2005 07:50 PM

lmao racist people suck

Mr.Buttocks 05-18-2005 07:50 PM

"Cory" sounds like a fag. The teacher should have shot him dead.

Stammer 05-18-2005 07:51 PM

Ugh? Maybe I'm just naive but that wasn't "hilarious" at all.

oOo:

jujumantb 05-18-2005 07:52 PM

Did she actually say "thats a gang symbol"? If she did, I would have gotten pissed too...

Nyck 05-18-2005 07:52 PM

omfg hes so cool. Is there a rule against earrings at your shcool?

Miscguy 05-18-2005 07:55 PM

I walked out of my classes when ever the hell i wanted. This is nothing special.

05-18-2005 07:56 PM

Just the whole ourburt was hilarious. I guess its one of those "you had to be there" things.

and yeah in my school guys cannot wear earrings.

and yeah again, she did say "gang symbol".

TodzumPapst 05-18-2005 07:57 PM

I would have told that kid to go cry about it. I bet you thats what he did he acted tough then went to the bathroom and cryed his eyes out OR it was all a diversion so they can both have sex in the bathroom thats why the teacher left.

Stammer 05-18-2005 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Acideyez
Just the whole ourburt was hilarious. I guess its one of those "you had to be there" things.

and yeah in my school guys cannot wear earrings.

and yeah again, she did say "gang symbol".

Probally right about being there.

What was the symbol on his earing?

05-18-2005 07:59 PM

nothing, it was just a piece of "bling bling". Big shiny diamond stud.

jujumantb 05-18-2005 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Acideyez
Just the whole ourburt was hilarious. I guess its one of those "you had to be there" things.

and yeah in my school guys cannot wear earrings.

and yeah again, she did say "gang symbol".

thats not what I asked, I asked if she said that it was directly a gang symbol instead of like... "that violates our policy of things that may be believed to be gang symbols"
Is it a private school? Not being able to wear earrings is pretty extreme. Do you have uniforms?

newt. 05-18-2005 08:00 PM

thats fucking bullshit, racist bitch

jujumantb 05-18-2005 08:03 PM

[quote="newt.":a6fde]thats fucking bullshit, racist bitch[/quote:a6fde]
I dont think you can call that racist, if so, every US news station would be racist. Just stereotyping basically..

Merlin122 05-18-2005 08:05 PM

imagine a school filled with a least two dozen people like that...then you'd have my school. Most of them are more responsive and probably won't blow up like that. But we've had a load of funny or violent outbursts... good times.

EDIT: I actually have a very very close friend who would do something like that. He's been waiting for a while to catch a teacher on something like religon or the issue of race, only for the purpose of fucking with them. Though i'm sure he wouldn't curse or stomp out of the classroom like an asshole.

05-18-2005 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by jujumantb
thats not what I asked, I asked if she said that it was directly a gang symbol instead of like... "that violates our policy of things that may be believed to be gang symbols"
Is it a private school? Not being able to wear earrings is pretty extreme. Do you have uniforms?

she directly said it was a gang symbol, nothing about it being against school rules to wear one.

My school is nothing near a private school. Its all ghetto, in a suburb though (of chicago), but because the surrounding city is chicago, 50% of the school population is black.

Coleman 05-18-2005 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Merlin122
imagine a school filled with a least two dozen people like that...then you'd have my school. Most of them are more responsive and probably won't blow up like that. But we've had a load of funny or violent outbursts... good times.

hm...i think my school has atleast 300 of those kids (no joke)

05-18-2005 08:09 PM

what i cant stand is those self proclaimed "gangsters", the downright fucking scum N-I-G-G...finish it yourself.

i hate how they sag their shorts so it looks like they are wearing dresses, and how they wear shirts 3 times their size, and how they never remove the tag off of their hats.

newt. 05-18-2005 08:11 PM

yea my school has the retarded outbursters, like they do it cause they are retarded or just bored... only about 30 or more will actually get into a fight if they are insulted or attempted "to be bended over"

most kids are just preppie passive, i learned to pick which battles to fight and which to ignore as simply retarded

Merlin122 05-18-2005 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Coleman
Quote:

Originally Posted by Merlin122
imagine a school filled with a least two dozen people like that...then you'd have my school. Most of them are more responsive and probably won't blow up like that. But we've had a load of funny or violent outbursts... good times.

hm...i think my school has atleast 300 of those kids (no joke)


mine's only 300. that encompasses the normal highschool kids as well as 7th and 8th graders.

Bucknub 05-18-2005 08:12 PM

she should have said it was gay instead of being gang related

Coleman 05-18-2005 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Merlin122
Quote:

Originally Posted by Coleman
Quote:

Originally Posted by Merlin122
imagine a school filled with a least two dozen people like that...then you'd have my school. Most of them are more responsive and probably won't blow up like that. But we've had a load of funny or violent outbursts... good times.

hm...i think my school has atleast 300 of those kids (no joke)


mine's only 300. that encompasses the normal highschool kids as well as 7th and 8th graders.

ha, i have 2400 kids in my school

[DAS REICH] Blitz 05-18-2005 08:17 PM

i have only 8...

Coleman 05-18-2005 08:19 PM

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":28d58]i have only 8...[/quote:28d58]home schooled?

Arkan 05-18-2005 08:32 PM

The kid was out of line for cursing the teacher. Thats where his father needs to come in. (Thats if he has one).

My kid ever did that, he'd be walking with my foot up his ass. Again, it's the parents fault.

Jin-Roh 05-18-2005 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arkan
The kid was out of line for cursing the teacher. Thats where his father needs to come in. (Thats if he has one).

My kid ever did that, he'd be walking with my foot up his ass. Again, it's the parents fault.

You would have a little trouble keeping your balance... Unless he would be flat on the floor and you fit it in there like a slipper. oOo:

Coleman 05-18-2005 08:47 PM

[quote="Jin-Roh":a629c]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Arkan
The kid was out of line for cursing the teacher. Thats where his father needs to come in. (Thats if he has one).

My kid ever did that, he'd be walking with my foot up his ass. Again, it's the parents fault.

You would have a little trouble keeping your balance... Unless he would be flat on the floor and you fit it in there like a slipper. oOo:[/quote:a629c] rolleyes:

05-18-2005 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arkan
The kid was out of line for cursing the teacher. Thats where his father needs to come in. (Thats if he has one).

My kid ever did that, he'd be walking with my foot up his ass. Again, it's the parents fault.

Hes had problems before, heres one in history class

[Cory punched a kid in the back of the head, goofing off though]

Teacher: Hey you, whats your name?

Cory: I have no name. Im nameless

Teacher: Why dont I just call you Mike Tyson. Mr. Tyson, please come with me to a trip to your dean

Cory: Man dont call me Tyson or ill knock your ass out.


The teacher was not a new teacher, but a vet of the school, and he wasnt the teacher of that particular class. Our teacher was talking with another teacher and this happened 3 minutes before class.

Jin-Roh 05-18-2005 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Acideyez
Quote:

Originally Posted by Arkan
The kid was out of line for cursing the teacher. Thats where his father needs to come in. (Thats if he has one).

My kid ever did that, he'd be walking with my foot up his ass. Again, it's the parents fault.

Hes had problems before, heres one in history class

[Cory punched a kid in the back of the head, goofing off though]

Teacher: Hey you, whats your name?

Cory: I have no name. Im nameless

Teacher: Why dont I just call you Mike Tyson. Mr. Tyson, please come with me to a trip to your dean

Cory: Man dont call me Tyson or ill knock your ass out.


The teacher was not a new teacher, but a vet of the school, and he wasnt the teacher of that particular class. Our teacher was talking with another teacher and this happened 3 minutes before class.

Your school is fuck tarded

Forte 05-18-2005 09:00 PM

Our school has about 1500 kids in it. 80% of the students are black. 15 % are white. and the rest are mexican and arab. I deal with this shit every day and so do the teachers at my school. We all just ignore it.

I have a funny english class story

Teacher: What does skeet-skeet mean?

Me: *thinks* oh shit not again.

Teacher: Someone asked me to ask everyone what it means. Ive onyl been getting laughs from everyone that I ask it too.

other student: You dont want to know.

Teacher: Yes I do, If it is funny to everyone else I think it will be funny to me.

other student: Patrick, you explain it to her. (patrick is me stfu)

me: No, I had a hard enough time explaining what "i'd hit it" meant to her.

Teacher: Well will someone please tell me what it means.

eventually someone took her out of the room and told her. The expression on her face was priceless when she walked back into the room.

Jin-Roh 05-18-2005 09:03 PM

Patrick, your stories are so vivid and fun...

Maplegyver 05-18-2005 09:03 PM

whiyes are the majority in our school. the black kids are pretty cool though. not many retards

05-18-2005 09:25 PM

what does skeet skeet mean?

im not up on my ebonics and blackanese.

Nyck 05-18-2005 09:34 PM

skeet skeet = to shoot cum....

Kid sounds like a punk ass anyways.

Forte 05-18-2005 09:38 PM

[quote="Jin-Roh":badc9]Patrick, your stories are so vivid and fun...[/quote:badc9]
go send your teacher some more penis enlargment emails.

Jin-Roh 05-18-2005 10:22 PM

[quote=Forte]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Jin-Roh":2f691
Patrick, your stories are so vivid and fun...

go send your teacher some more penis enlargment emails.[/quote:2f691]

welcome to 1984, HG LEwis fag.

Forte 05-18-2005 11:39 PM

dont use such a good book in such a shitty responce.

Tripper 05-19-2005 12:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Acideyez
what i cant stand is those self proclaimed "gangsters", the downright fucking scum N-I-G-G...finish it yourself.

i hate how they sag their shorts so it looks like they are wearing dresses, and how they wear shirts 3 times their size, and how they never remove the tag off of their hats.

rolleyes:

Race has nothing to do with anything. There are wankers everywhere from every racial background.

Jin-Roh 05-19-2005 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Forte
dont use such a good book in such a shitty responce.

F A G

Tripper 05-19-2005 01:17 PM

[quote="Jin-Roh":7f3cc][quote=Forte]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Jin-Roh":7f3cc
Patrick, your stories are so vivid and fun...

go send your teacher some more penis enlargment emails.[/quote:7f3cc]

welcome to 1984, HG LEwis fag.[/quote:7f3cc]

Orwell wrote 1984, not H.G "Lewis." (Wells)

Ya fucking dumbass.


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