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jujumantb 05-24-2005 10:24 PM

Whats that? Another juicy joint!? Listen!
 
So I've had alot of time on my hands recently... oOo:
http://www.soundclick.com/bands/4/mrbentley_music.htm
Its called "Erection Relaxation", it helps to be familiar with "Electric Relaxation" by A Tribe Called Quest to get the most out of it, have fun and let me know what you think!
Again, I'm white, I cant rap.
annoy:

Jin-Roh 05-24-2005 10:27 PM

I clicked it, but then suddenly Comeback Kid started playing. It's a sign. A sign meaning... you are a homosexual. ed:

jujumantb 05-24-2005 10:28 PM

[quote="Jin-Roh":911aa]I clicked it, but then suddenly Comeback Kid started playing. It's a sign. A sign meaning... you are a homosexual. ed:[/quote:911aa]
I'm *this* close to raping you.

Jin-Roh 05-24-2005 10:30 PM

I accept your invitation.

jujumantb 05-24-2005 10:37 PM

[quote="Jin-Roh":31912]I accept your invitation.[/quote:31912]
You would wouldnt you.

Himmler 05-24-2005 10:44 PM

oOo:

Judas 05-24-2005 11:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Himmler
oOo:^15


Tripper 05-24-2005 11:27 PM

....Don't mess with the classics man....(Tribe).... annoy:

Short Hand 05-25-2005 05:03 AM

sounds good beer:

jujumantb 05-25-2005 07:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Tripper
....Don't mess with the classics man....(Tribe).... annoy:

Have you heard Kanye's "Freshman Adjustment" album? He did the same thing with it, but mines better oOo:

Tripper 05-25-2005 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by jujumantb
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Originally Posted by Tripper
....Don't mess with the classics man....(Tribe).... annoy:

Have you heard Kanye's "Freshman Adjustment" album? He did the same thing with it, but mines better oOo:

I really don't like Kanye West - I despise how he gets all this praise when he mostly just deals with other producer's classic beats.

Short Hand 05-26-2005 01:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Tripper
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Originally Posted by jujumantb
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Originally Posted by Tripper
....Don't mess with the classics man....(Tribe).... annoy:

Have you heard Kanye's "Freshman Adjustment" album? He did the same thing with it, but mines better oOo:

I really don't like Kanye West - I despise how he gets all this praise when he mostly just deals with other producer's classic beats.

You said you liked kanye before... Now you don't like him....

Tripper 05-26-2005 01:24 AM

[quote="Short Hand":c6dd1]
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Originally Posted by Tripper
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Originally Posted by jujumantb
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Originally Posted by Tripper
....Don't mess with the classics man....(Tribe).... annoy:

Have you heard Kanye's "Freshman Adjustment" album? He did the same thing with it, but mines better oOo:

I really don't like Kanye West - I despise how he gets all this praise when he mostly just deals with other producer's classic beats.

You said you liked kanye before... Now you don't like him....[/quote:c6dd1]

HAH. I highly doubt that bullshit.

Find a quote of me saying that...


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Originally Posted by Tripper
Kanye West is weak at best. His beats are all cheap roc-o-faker knock offs. I'm sick of that high-pitched soul singer sample he fucking loves.

The guy is overrated moses.

[url:c6dd1]http://www.groundforce1.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=699917[/url:c6dd1]

....That is dated june of 2004....Now shut the fuck up and mind your fucking business.

Milla 05-26-2005 11:48 AM

Jesus loves Kanye West becuase he made a song about him....

Short Hand 05-26-2005 12:11 PM

[quote=Tripper]
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Originally Posted by "Short Hand":03000
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Originally Posted by Tripper
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Originally Posted by jujumantb
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Originally Posted by Tripper
....Don't mess with the classics man....(Tribe).... annoy:

Have you heard Kanye's "Freshman Adjustment" album? He did the same thing with it, but mines better oOo:

I really don't like Kanye West - I despise how he gets all this praise when he mostly just deals with other producer's classic beats.

You said you liked kanye before... Now you don't like him....

HAH. I highly doubt that bullshit.

Find a quote of me saying that...


Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
Kanye West is weak at best. His beats are all cheap roc-o-faker knock offs. I'm sick of that high-pitched soul singer sample he fucking loves.

The guy is overrated moses.

[url:03000]http://www.groundforce1.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=699917[/url:03000]

....That is dated june of 2004....Now shut the fuck up and mind your fucking business.[/quote:03000]

It was on irc, you said you enjoyed a good amount of his stuff, you also started talking about how you enjoyed K-OS as well. I still remember pretty clearly. THis was back even before the All Falls Down single became a hit. I wish I had a log of everything ever said in IRC.....

Nyck 05-26-2005 02:03 PM

[img]http://fileserv8.soundclick.com/images/m/song/mrbentley+sluts2.jpg[/img]

oOo: happy:

jujumantb 05-26-2005 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Tripper
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Originally Posted by jujumantb
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Originally Posted by Tripper
....Don't mess with the classics man....(Tribe).... annoy:

Have you heard Kanye's "Freshman Adjustment" album? He did the same thing with it, but mines better oOo:

I really don't like Kanye West - I despise how he gets all this praise when he mostly just deals with other producer's classic beats.

I wouldnt say he mostly deals with other beats. Most are all his own, with minor sampling. Some are more "remixes" or old stuff, but he makes it work. IMO hes a very talented producer and he is really helping bring in names like mos def and talib to the average persons music library.

Pyro 05-26-2005 04:38 PM

I like it...nothing wrong with paroding a song...it isn't a cover or anything that ruins it.

Tripper 05-26-2005 09:44 PM

[quote="Short Hand":2ea25][quote=Tripper]
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Originally Posted by "Short Hand":2ea25
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Originally Posted by Tripper
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Originally Posted by jujumantb
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Originally Posted by Tripper
....Don't mess with the classics man....(Tribe).... annoy:

Have you heard Kanye's "Freshman Adjustment" album? He did the same thing with it, but mines better oOo:

I really don't like Kanye West - I despise how he gets all this praise when he mostly just deals with other producer's classic beats.

You said you liked kanye before... Now you don't like him....

HAH. I highly doubt that bullshit.

Find a quote of me saying that...


Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
Kanye West is weak at best. His beats are all cheap roc-o-faker knock offs. I'm sick of that high-pitched soul singer sample he fucking loves.

The guy is overrated moses.

[url:2ea25]http://www.groundforce1.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=699917[/url:2ea25]

....That is dated june of 2004....Now shut the fuck up and mind your fucking business.[/quote:2ea25]

It was on irc, you said you enjoyed a good amount of his stuff, you also started talking about how you enjoyed K-OS as well. I still remember pretty clearly. THis was back even before the All Falls Down single became a hit. I wish I had a log of everything ever said in IRC.....[/quote:2ea25]

I call bullshit. Why you care about my opinions so much is kinda weird....and also, EVEN IF I did say I kinda liked him (which I didn't) It would be totally valid to change my opinion after like two years and an album/single released....


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Originally Posted by jujumantb
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Originally Posted by Tripper
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Originally Posted by jujumantb
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Originally Posted by Tripper
....Don't mess with the classics man....(Tribe).... annoy:

Have you heard Kanye's "Freshman Adjustment" album? He did the same thing with it, but mines better oOo:

I really don't like Kanye West - I despise how he gets all this praise when he mostly just deals with other producer's classic beats.

I wouldnt say he mostly deals with other beats. Most are all his own, with minor sampling. Some are more "remixes" or old stuff, but he makes it work. IMO hes a very talented producer and he is really helping bring in names like mos def and talib to the average persons music library.

He makes money off of "remixes" and redone versions of other peoples songs - That's what I don't like, and he does it often.....but that's just a pet peeve, I REALLY don't like his beats that he makes on his own. Seriously makes me wonder how he became famous - Then I look at who else is famous in hiphop, and it makes sense to me.

Mos Def and Talib become alternative commercial hiphop acts on their own, they don't need help - There are plenty more acts out there he could "help" he just rode their boat to cash in on that alternative scene....and besides - As much as I've always liked Talib & Mos, I have to say their careers in music have gone haywire recently, and I think they're going to shit. Mos is making it as an actor (which is all good), and The New Danger simply sucked. There wasn't one good track on there. Meanwhile Talib's latest stuff is just like Kanye's bullshit in terms of production - Sped up voices singing the hooks to shitty synth beats with maybe one live string instrument....

....There are far better producers out there with new emcees that are what mos and talib were five years ago, I suggest you expand your tastes and you'll see for yourself - There's more to hiphop than what you get shown on mtv, even if your friends tell you "its underground"...

jujumantb 05-27-2005 04:12 PM

I'm the wrong person to go into hip-hop with... I'm almost positive I listen to more stuff than you do, obviously alot more than you think I do. Its hard to know underground US hip-hop when you arent even from here wouldnt ya think oOo: ...not everything makes its way to kazaa. I've been to more shows at first ave and seventh street entry (big midwest underground stops) than I'd like to admit. Beats have genres of their own... and for what kanye produces, hes good at it IMO. With your logic, tribes beats, often made up of strictly sampled hits and a bassline, should be ridiculed aswell...

Tripper 05-27-2005 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by jujumantb
I'm the wrong person to go into hip-hop with... I'm almost positive I listen to more stuff than you do, obviously alot more than you think I do. Its hard to know underground US hip-hop when you arent even from here wouldnt ya think oOo: ...not everything makes its way to kazaa. I've been to more shows at first ave and seventh street entry (big midwest underground stops) than I'd like to admit. Beats have genres of their own... and for what kanye produces, hes good at it IMO. With your logic, tribes beats, often made up of strictly sampled hits and a bassline, should be ridiculed aswell...

LOOOOOL.

Check out my playlist:

[url:fd4af]http://www.groundforce1.com/staffs/tonymontana/uploads/PLAYLIST3000.html[/url:fd4af]

I've been listening to hiphop since as long as I can remember. Seriously...You really don't know shit here clearly.

Oh and Tribe's beats were constructed. I've been refering to REMIXED beats. Totally different ballgame. If you were nearly as into hiphop as you claim, you should know that.

P.S - Don't pull that domestic-only bullshit. I bet you haven't even been to one hiphop concert in your life.....I've seen some of the greatest acts out of the genre live....De La Soul (Whom I also met), The Roots, Gang Starr, Jazzy Jeff, People Under The Stairs, Blackalicious.....Believe me, living in New Zealand doesn't make me miss out on anything.

Still positive you listen to more than me?

Nyck 05-27-2005 07:20 PM

this can be only solved via rap battle.

Jin-Roh 05-27-2005 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Nyck
this can be only solved via rap battle.

LOL, that's a great idea. +1 happy:

jujumantb 05-27-2005 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Tripper
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Originally Posted by jujumantb
I'm the wrong person to go into hip-hop with... I'm almost positive I listen to more stuff than you do, obviously alot more than you think I do. Its hard to know underground US hip-hop when you arent even from here wouldnt ya think oOo: ...not everything makes its way to kazaa. I've been to more shows at first ave and seventh street entry (big midwest underground stops) than I'd like to admit. Beats have genres of their own... and for what kanye produces, hes good at it IMO. With your logic, tribes beats, often made up of strictly sampled hits and a bassline, should be ridiculed aswell...

LOOOOOL.

Check out my playlist:

[url:aee5e]http://www.groundforce1.com/staffs/tonymontana/uploads/PLAYLIST3000.html[/url:aee5e]

I've been listening to hiphop since as long as I can remember. Seriously...You really don't know shit here clearly.

Oh and Tribe's beats were constructed. I've been refering to REMIXED beats. Totally different ballgame. If you were nearly as into hiphop as you claim, you should know that.

P.S - Don't pull that domestic-only bullshit. I bet you haven't even been to one hiphop concert in your life.....I've seen some of the greatest acts out of the genre live....De La Soul (Whom I also met), The Roots, Gang Starr, Jazzy Jeff, People Under The Stairs, Blackalicious.....Believe me, living in New Zealand doesn't make me miss out on anything.

Still positive you listen to more than me?

rolleyes:

I just told you I've been to many concerts if you read my post...
Atmosphere 4 times,
the roots, once with atmosphere
brother ali twice, with atmosphere also
eyedea
aesop
mf doom
murs
mr. lif
cannibal ox
EL-P
non-prophets
more I cant think of right now..

I really have no reason to try and prove what I listen to... I'm glad you thinking you listen to more than me gives you a bigger penis... I'm happy with my blend of hip-hop, not everybody likes the same stuff..
You can go on with your "de la soul" and "blackalicious" (WTF MATE)...

Jin-Roh 05-27-2005 08:38 PM

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Originally Posted by jujumantb
I just told you I've been to many concerts if you read my post...
Atmosphere 4 times,
the roots, once with atmosphere
brother ali twice, with atmosphere also
eyedea
aesop
mf doom
murs
mr. lif
cannibal ox
EL-P
non-prophets
more I cant think of right now..

I really have no reason to try and prove what I listen to... I'm glad you thinking you listen to more than me gives you a bigger penis... I'm happy with my blend of hip-hop, not everybody likes the same stuff..
You can go on with your "de la soul" and "blackalicious" (WTF MATE)...

stfu

jujumantb 05-27-2005 08:42 PM

[quote="Jin-Roh":3f124]

stfu[/quote:3f124]
time for children to leave the thread with their "cool" internet jargan...
you're not cool, go leave and make a friend.

PS: a real friend, not on the internet.

Jin-Roh 05-27-2005 08:47 PM

[quote=jujumantb]
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Originally Posted by "Jin-Roh":9e79a

stfu

time for children to leave the thread with their "cool" internet jargan...
you're not cool, go leave and make a friend.

PS: a real friend, not on the internet.[/quote:9e79a]

stfu

Judas 05-27-2005 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Nyck
[img]http://fileserv8.soundclick.com/images/m/song/mrbentley+sluts2.jpg[/img]

oOo: happy:

LOOL

white guys rapping = no.


it just sounds wrong. theres been like < 5 white rappers ever...

jujumantb 05-27-2005 08:52 PM

[quote="Jin-Roh":11f91][quote=jujumantb]
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Originally Posted by "Jin-Roh":11f91

stfu

time for children to leave the thread with their "cool" internet jargan...
you're not cool, go leave and make a friend.

PS: a real friend, not on the internet.[/quote:11f91]

stfu[/quote:11f91]
nope, you're just gonna stick around on a perfectly good friday night huh? welp, im out fellas happy:
good luck on that friend situation jin, dont be afraid to get off the internet now.

jujumantb 05-27-2005 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Judas
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Originally Posted by Nyck
[img]http://fileserv8.soundclick.com/images/m/song/mrbentley+sluts2.jpg[/img]

oOo: happy:

LOOL

white guys rapping = no.


it just sounds wrong. theres been like < 5 white rappers ever...

That photo IS supposed to be funny just incase you didnt get it, I'm not tyring to be serious here. The "white guy trying to rap" is kind of the point of the whole thing, it is supposed to sound very white and stupid biggrin: Again, this was just something I was messing with in the afternoon when I wasnt on a work schedule yet, now that I am, I'm sorry to say I wont be able to drop many bombs until I get some days off loney:

Nyck 05-27-2005 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by jujumantb
I'm sorry to say I wont be able to drop many bombs until I get some days off loney:

Biggie and Pac weep....

lasagna 05-27-2005 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Judas
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Originally Posted by Nyck
[img]http://fileserv8.soundclick.com/images/m/song/mrbentley+sluts2.jpg[/img]

oOo: happy:

LOOL

white guys rapping = no.


it just sounds wrong. theres been like < 5 white rappers ever...

uh excuse me, VIP vanilla ice, and Snow? Im proud to be white

Tripper 05-27-2005 11:10 PM

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Originally Posted by SemenlessMale
I'm happy with my blend of hip-hop, not everybody likes the same stuff..
You can go on with your "de la soul" and "blackalicious" (WTF MATE)...

What blend? You're just another one of those faggots that listens to "underground" rap because you think you're fucking cool. I know plenty of guys like you. You don't care if it sounds good or not, it's all about status.

It's all about finding the most "underground" artists for you, just so you can say that you know them and noone else does. People like you are fucking trendy losers.

I like it how the only live acts you've seen are all from the same camp, maybe one or two of them are from a different label....Nice "blend" there.

Why did you put De La and Blackalicious in quote marks? ....and what's with the "WTF MATE..."?

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Originally Posted by Faggotface
I'm glad you thinking you listen to more than me gives you a bigger penis

Nice one, but you're the one who started it you fucking garbageface.

\/\/\/

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Originally Posted by jujumantb
I'm the wrong person to go into hip-hop with... I'm almost positive I listen to more stuff than you do

I was just hitting you back with reality. Fucking walrus cock.

P.S - Your raps fucking sucked. Don't ever post that shit here again.

Judas 05-27-2005 11:43 PM

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Originally Posted by lasagna
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Originally Posted by Judas
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Originally Posted by Nyck
[img]http://fileserv8.soundclick.com/images/m/song/mrbentley+sluts2.jpg[/img]

oOo: happy:

LOOL

white guys rapping = no.


it just sounds wrong. theres been like < 5 white rappers ever...

uh excuse me, VIP vanilla ice, and Snow? Im proud to be white

... thats what 3 ? i can think of three others at best ... if you wanna call snow rap that is, and vanilla homo for that matter.

lasagna 05-27-2005 11:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Judas
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Originally Posted by lasagna
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Originally Posted by Judas
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Originally Posted by Nyck
[img]http://fileserv8.soundclick.com/images/m/song/mrbentley+sluts2.jpg[/img]

oOo: happy:

LOOL

white guys rapping = no.


it just sounds wrong. theres been like < 5 white rappers ever...

uh excuse me, VIP vanilla ice, and Snow? Im proud to be white

... thats what 3 ? i can think of three others at best ... if you wanna call snow rap that is, and vanilla homo for that matter.

lol...im not serious... oOo:

jujumantb 05-28-2005 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Tripper
Quote:

Originally Posted by SemenlessMale
I'm happy with my blend of hip-hop, not everybody likes the same stuff..
You can go on with your "de la soul" and "blackalicious" (WTF MATE)...

What blend? You're just another one of those faggots that listens to "underground" rap because you think you're fucking cool. I know plenty of guys like you. You don't care if it sounds good or not, it's all about status.

It's all about finding the most "underground" artists for you, just so you can say that you know them and noone else does. People like you are fucking trendy losers.

I like it how the only live acts you've seen are all from the same camp, maybe one or two of them are from a different label....Nice "blend" there.

Why did you put De La and Blackalicious in quote marks? ....and what's with the "WTF MATE..."?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Faggotface
I'm glad you thinking you listen to more than me gives you a bigger penis

Nice one, but you're the one who started it you fucking garbageface.

\/\/\/

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Originally Posted by jujumantb
I'm the wrong person to go into hip-hop with... I'm almost positive I listen to more stuff than you do

I was just hitting you back with reality. Fucking walrus cock.

P.S - Your raps fucking sucked. Don't ever post that shit here again.

You get moody!
I'm from Minnesota, obviously the concerts I've attended have been mostly from around here on midwest labels...

I was kidding when I put them in quotation marks...

Who are you to say why I like what I like? why would I listen to stuff I dont like? I dont make other people listen to my stuff, there is no "status" involved, I dont go around advertising what I listen to to everybody, I'll recommend music to people I think might like it aswell, but nothing more.
You are taking this waaaay too seriously... its music, its supposed to be enjoyed.

PS: My raps are hot, I will continue to post them. (this whole thing has obviously flown right over your head if you post that oOo: )

[quote:85c00]It's all about finding the most "underground" artists for you, just so you can say that you know them and noone else does. People like you are fucking trendy losers.[/quote:85c00]
I enjoy my music, I listen to ALOT of stuff, not just underground hip-hop. I have more invested to music and its reproduction than you would imagine. I'm not going to be as arrogant as you by trying to throw this same insult back at you, it just shows your attitude towards hip-hop, it doesnt need "fans" like yourself, I've never met anyone into the same stuff as me act like you, but this is a strange forum with alot of strange people who I would never even think of hanging out with in life, you guys do entertain me though, just aslong as there is lots of cable and miles between us :)

Anyways, I wont continue to exchange insults with you, its been fun, sure, but this could go on awhile... and I dont really care about it as much as you do.

Pyro 05-28-2005 03:00 PM

Just don't worry about Tripper, this is the way he is, no reason to argue with someone who is so narcissistic about certain things.

Tripper 05-28-2005 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Judas
... thats what 3 ? i can think of three others at best ... if you wanna call snow rap that is, and vanilla homo for that matter.

Off the top of my head....

3rd Bass
Aesop Rock
Slug
Typical Cats
The High & Mighty
Ugly Duckling
House Of Pain
Non Phixion
Remedy

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Originally Posted by jujumantb
You get moody!

LOL. I enjoy flaming arrogant fucks like yourself. No emotion goes into this at all.

[quote="senor_penis":eae11]
I was kidding when I put them in quotation marks...
[/quote:eae11]

I really don't get it. Please elaborate further about your "joke." oOo:

[quote="wanky_mcdoodle_cakes":eae11]
You are taking this waaaay too seriously... its music, its supposed to be enjoyed.[/quote:eae11]

How do you know if I'm serious or not? I'm serious when I say you're a semenface....Among other things....But then again, I might be just getting a kick out of winding you up.

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Originally Posted by jujudwnfe
PS: My raps are hot, I will continue to post them. (this whole thing has obviously flown right over your head if you post that oOo: )

You're raps suck.....and It didn't go over my head. I understand that you're TRYING to be funny. Unfortunately for you, it's neither funny, nor worth listening too.


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Originally Posted by penispuller
I'm not going to be as arrogant as you by trying to throw this same insult back at you

If you were as arrogant as I, you would be less arrogant than you currently are, you cocky fuck.

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Originally Posted by dehjj
it just shows your attitude towards hip-hop, it doesnt need "fans" like yourself,

Look who's talking. This coming from a "fan" who thinks he's being hilariously funny and original by making a joke out of being a "white rapper," as If white people have no place in the industry. You REALLY don't know hiphop if you think that's the way it is today. Some "fan" you are. Hiphop REALLY doesn't need "fans" like YOU.

...Oh, and how does it show my attitude towards hiphop? It just shows my attitude towards try-hard losers who don't have a clue as to what they are talking about....


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Originally Posted by feeeeeeeeeee
Anyways, I wont continue to exchange insults with you, its been fun, sure, but this could go on awhile... and I dont really care about it as much as you do.

stfu.

Jin-Roh 05-28-2005 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by jujumantb
good luck on that friend situation jin, dont be afraid to get off the internet now.

To be honest, last night I did make a few new friends. Their cars are sexy! rock:

Cruise night is fun, many nice cars. biggrin:

Swill 05-28-2005 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Tripper
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Originally Posted by Judas
... thats what 3 ? i can think of three others at best ... if you wanna call snow rap that is, and vanilla homo for that matter.

stfu.


bipolar

trip ... the dude is making millions by whatever he is doing... skill or no skill he`s making progress... and your not... so plzdie:


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