i got a situation
 

ok, my girlfriend is getting REALLY clingy and shit, i mean she is trying to pull me from my firneds (which doesn't work out for her) but its like she is holding me to the standard of god (flattered) and gets pissy whenever i faulter. i mean, shes cool an' all so i don't want to just shut her out. you guys have any tips on how to give her the slip nice and smooth without hurting too many feelings?

wtf m8? Give her five across the eyes.

Re: i got a situation
 

Women have a habit of doing this. annoy:

sleeping:

Never was a fan of dating in high school so my experience is low. So just tell her how you feel and that you expressed you love over an internet forum your love problems.

Its what women do, get used to it!!!

lol i know but its pissing me off.

Give her a little of Harpua's manly loooveen...

Tell her if she's going to be a total bitch she'd better put out a hell of a lot more.

If not, dump her. You'll save money.

Bros before hos.

Tell her shes a ho, and bros come before her just like they saying.

Or just try talking to her normally.

suck her dick

Re: i got a situation
 

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":d9912]Women have a habit of doing this. annoy:[/quote:d9912]
yeah, they're always trying to get you off the computer.. it sucks.

[img]http://nyckwest.com/insults/Slap.JPG[/img]

Tell her how you feel, doesn't honesty=best policy? oOo:

eh I let my girl do that for a bit. bad decision. she got too clingy things got way to serious finally she wanted time to rethink our relationship I waited a fucking month(I really wanted things to work out). then I found somone else and bam ended my relationship just like that.
in other words tell her to ease up a bit or else

happy:

lmao

tell her to ease off becuase you feel smothered. dont be a dick about it though, because you should ask yourself how often women fawn over you. also, this is something most women do, so get used to it.

Tell her to suck ten cocks because you just wanna play video games and jack off on your own for a while.

Fuck her ass and get into BDSM.

Just a warning, we disowned one of our guys from the group for this sort of thing.

[quote="Short Hand":fb301]Just a warning, we disowned one of our guys from the group for this sort of thing.[/quote:fb301]

oOo: stupid:

Ask her sister out on a date. Or her Mom.

she is trying to control you, if you dont set the standard soon you will become one pussy whipped little boy

[quote="Sgt>Stackem":fdc53]if you dont set the standard soon you will become one pussy whipped little boy[/quote:fdc53]

Words to live by. That doesn't mean you can't compromise a little and give her time that you wish you were spending with your boys, but you have to let her know from the beginning what you're willing to compromise on and what is not on the table for debate. Talk to her. Don't just stew about it.

Marry her. You've met the only woman who will never be repulsed by you. I keed, I keed...do what Colonel said.

Always do what Colonel says...

beautiful women are a trap, my friend. dont sacrifice your manliness for a bit of p00ntang, cause when she's gone in a month, you'll look like a puss n front of all chicks = no more p00ntang. tell her you need some s p a ce

oOo:

couldn't have said it better myself brian

[quote="Short Hand":9eef6]Just a warning, we disowned one of our guys from the group for this sort of thing.[/quote:9eef6]
"nO gIrLz AlLoWeD!"
[img]http://www.christianadventures.org/images/Stock/group%20hug%20summit.gif[/img]

I can't answer this until I've seen pics of the girl in question, sorry man calmdown:

[img]http://www.webundies.com/images/ea11a452.jpg[/img]

Get some of these and wear them next time you think you might get lucky.

beer: dance:

they'll all break your heart, tell her to fuck off, then fuck one of her friends...

That guy looks like Lou Carpenter.

Re: i got a situation
 

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":73071]Women have a habit of doing this. annoy:[/quote:73071]

Isn't that called being pussy wipped? oOo:

cut off any and all communication with her. It's the easiest way without actually generating a viable story for actually breaking up with her.

Re: i got a situation
 

[quote="Jin-Roh":30066][quote="Mr.Buttocks":30066]Women have a habit of doing this. annoy:[/quote:30066]

Isn't that called being pussy wipped? oOo:[/quote:30066]


It's only called being "Pussy Whipped" if you allow her to pull you away from your friends.




ps: harpua - put your junk in her trunk.

Re: i got a situation
 

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":d153f][quote="Jin-Roh":d153f][quote="Mr.Buttocks":d153f]Women have a habit of doing this. annoy:[/quote:d153f]

Isn't that called being pussy wipped? oOo:[/quote:d153f]


It's only called being "Pussy Whipped" if you allow her to pull you away from your friends.




ps: harpua - put your junk in her trunk.[/quote:d153f]

done and done.