the nastiest moment brought upon you by others
 

just like the title. whats the nastiest thing that you have heard, seen or had done to you IN PERSON. and keep it semi clean lol.

i mean up until tonight nothing SO nasty has happened to me that i had to make a thread to reassure myself that it was not the devil. but mine is this:

'its my parent's 3298742th anniversary, and they had dinner out i got to stay home with my games and the TV..gotta keep guard over them. anyway, it was cool an all until they came home. they were all romantic an shit, i mean i know its their anniversary and all, but this was over the brim. anyway, while i was emptying the dishwasher out they run upstair. yeah, you guessed it. so here i sit, scared and blasting music. now i finally have somethign to share when someone askes me whats the nastiest thing you have heard.'

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How's alex holding up?

my friend walked in on her mom riding her dad once (the mother was my 9th grade english teacher ed: ). I know that didn't happen to me, but I can only imagine what that was like......ugh.

Yeah, I caught mine doing it probably three years ago.

Yes... i caught a glimpse of hell too. I'd rather not go into detail as i've tried hard to this day to completely erase it from my mind.

two of my friends did too, but i never did.

gerv on ts "theyre after me lucky charms"

Kyle trying to say "gerard". Always comes out as grrrrrard for some reason. biggrin:

when I was about 10, I heard my parents in their room. I was laying in bed awake with my eyes wide open, like 20 minutes late, my dad some how knew I was still awake, opened my door and started singing that song "let's talk about sex baby ...... " with a smile

that was painful cry:

so thats why you are the way you are.....

lol, i woulda pissed my pants laughing.

That is fucked.

i've never heard my parents or seen anything. I like it that way. If I ever did, I would blast music like there was no tomorrow.

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My Dad always tells my brother that he tore moms ass up in his bed and dick tripped on his bedspread and carpet..ROFL!

What? eek:

Rofl...Arkan? Dewd?

That gives me an idea...

Can't say I've ever walked in on mine...thank god.

Please, like you people haven't seen nasty porn before.

have to be the thing swill made earlier this year, or whenever it was. i have walked in on my parents doing it but backed out as soon as i opened their door. oOo:

my sister walked in on me whackin off to a sweet pr0n video i had just downloaded. thought i had locked the door.

brother walked in on me and my ex, but we were under the covers. again, thought the door was locked.

when i was a kid, we went on vacation to mexico and i was walking across a wooden plank on the road when it broke and i fell into a sewage ditch.

when i was in the navy, we had to fish out a couple of dead bodies from the sea. they had been floating and were all bloated and had been pecked and chewed on by seagulls and marine life.

saw two elderly turkish men fuckin eachother earnestly on their yacht near the greek islands.

a girl tried to put her finger in my ass one time.

you have suffered more than what is expected from 5 men....you poor soul.

its been hard, but i have gf1 to keep from hanging myself with my shit stained underwear.

I witnessed a shovel come down on a guys head and split the skull at a party with about 45 other people when I was 16....I didn't see it happen, but I was there, about 10 feet from the guy it happened to, and I had a quick flash of the aftermath before I left almost in tears. I heard the guy died about a week after it.
Most fucked up/nasty thing easily...Not much else has happened to me...

Other than goatse, lemonparty, and the like I haven't really had anything close to what has been said here.

I mean I've heard some nasty stuff from or about people around my school. Luckily I didn't have to see or experience any of it, and hopefully never will. /me knocks on wood

watched a vid that involved genitilla needles and blood

boombah

You win, just from sheer quantity.


I'm not sure about the last one though. Nothing wrong with that.

rofl yes, dude - I feel for you, that's alot of fucked up things to remember....

I can not eat pickles anymore.


-I was working hard on a pickle display at work, moving shuffling threw the workload, then I smelled something..... It was rancid..... The very smell made you dry gag without control.... It was a what we call in grocery "a lousy", the basics of it are a loose pickle Jar and what flies and other bugs like to do in it. Thec lay their eggs, etc maggots hatch, other bugs lay inside as well, the case of pickles becomes covered in insects, from milipedes, to earwigs. I opened the case and the first thing I felt as I reached in was a handful of the most disgusting bugs to be imagined. I instantly had the shrives and shook all the bugs off. I got one of the guys who work under me to clean it up. The smell was horrible.

-Hmm.......I was in a bad acident as a Kid, our van flipped over while trying to avoid the pileup on the highway, I got out of the van afterwards (we were un hurt) and I saw a really mangled body in a smashedu p bodyu in the ford tembo ahead of us...... I didn't realy realise the fullness of it at that age...

-My father passed out on the 401 while drivng me, my lil sis and brother. We went across 5 lanes of traffic, and by some miracle we didnt hit any other cars, then smashed into the center median. I was mortified, i picked up his clunky motorolla cell and started phoning the 911, while my borther and sister were pissing themselves in the back, they had no idea of what was really going on. I blacked out and the next thing I knew was that I was playing my game boy at the nearby hospital.

There is a lot more fucked up shit, but it is stuff I don't really wanna share on gf1.com. ed:

Man, I feel fortunate after reading about some of you guys' fucked up lives...heh heh.

- My parents don't have sex....never have...I swear. I was immaculately conceived. biggrin:

- Never seen a guy's skull split open with a shovel

- Never been caught firin' up a Tspermnami

- Never fished corpses out of the sea

- Never had a finger jammed up my ass (well, other than my doctor but she doesn't count)

Maybe it was the Dark Lord of the Sith. How many midichlorians do you have?

The summer after my freshman year in college I worked in a nursing home. I have two stories for ya....I'm trying to decide which is nastier.

1) We had an 80 year old fat guy whose bowels were so impacted that I had to stcik my finger up his rump and dig out the crap. Didn't seem like crap though...it was more like digging really big, brown rocks out of his arse.


2) We had a lady die that had been sick for a very long time. Even though we had tried to prevent it, she had a real bad case of bed sores when she died. When the guys came from the funeral home I helped them lift her from the bed to the stretcher. Slimy, sticky strands of bed sore goo were stuck to the bed and to her backside, so when we lifted her up it kinda trailed across the bed to the strecher. The smell was pretty bad too.

heh heh...well, my middle name IS Plagueius. Would explain a lot. biggrin:

I havent seen the most disgusting stuff but I've got a couple...

We have our little metal garbage bin on the side of our house, where we obviously keep all the garbage until garbage day, when we empty it out and put it on the sidewalk. I left the lid open once, as I really had to go to the bathroom, and I guess I forgot about it. Next day, when I was taking out the garbage around dark (I dont have enough time to do it in the morning) I felt the bag was all wet...the bag was covered in pools of little white maggots, soaking in yellow shit, and writhing and wiggling all over. The bags were all ripped open, so I had to pick up the garbage by hand and put it in a plastic bag. Pretty sick..

I saw my friends testicle once as I was leaving the Gym room. But that wasnt that bad.

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I saw my friends testicle once as I was leaving the Gym room. But that wasnt that bad.[/quote:4019c]/me slaps his forehead with his hand with amazement.

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LOOL

thatll teach ya not to work at nursing homes. ut seriously, did you get paid extra to fish for shit with that guy??

Adam gave me a Molson Canadian...and had it resealed and everything perfectly and shit and it was piss and then i tried to kick his ass but that didn't turn out too well.

Adam Long?

What a homo plzdie: