Alliedassault

Alliedassault (alliedassault.us/index.php)
-   Offtopic (alliedassault.us/forumdisplay.php?f=13)
-   -   Rofl, so much for border patrol (alliedassault.us/showthread.php?t=46694)

Doctor Duffy 06-07-2005 05:05 PM

Rofl, so much for border patrol
 
Come on, it was a total give away! A chainsaw! A hatchet! Blood! This, that! And they let him in:
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u ... saw_border

He looks like a pretty nice guy
[img]http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/ap/20050607/capt.ny11906071829.chain_saw_border_ny119.jpg?x=38 0&y=311&sig=uTpjZp4jFagW3ufzLl9gIg--[/img]

geRV 06-07-2005 05:16 PM

eek:

Kinda reminds me of ninty for some reason.

Madmartagen 06-07-2005 05:19 PM

rofl, coincidence he came from Canada? ninty always looked suspicious to me.

[url=http://img294.echo.cx/my.php?image=ninty9untitled3zn1vo.jpg:e572c][img]http://img294.echo.cx/img294/5808/ninty9untitled3zn1vo.th.jpg[/img][/url:e572c]

edit: bah, gerv beat me to it.

bukdez 06-07-2005 05:21 PM

uncanny...

anti 06-07-2005 05:22 PM

holy shit (at the resemblance of ninty and that guy)

Judas 06-07-2005 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Madmartagen
rofl, coincidence he came from Canada? ninty always looked suspicious to me.

[url=http://img294.echo.cx/my.php?image=ninty9untitled3zn1vo.jpg:865ba][img]http://img294.echo.cx/img294/5808/ninty9untitled3zn1vo.th.jpg[/img][/url:865ba]

edit: bah, gerv beat me to it.

lol

ninty 06-07-2005 05:27 PM

HAHAHAHA

i knew that picture would come back to haunt me.

Anyway, i'm about as far away from New Brunswick as you can get in Canada.

Bullitt 06-07-2005 05:31 PM

looks like a misfits fan with that haircut

Tystnad 06-07-2005 05:32 PM

GG.

Coleman 06-07-2005 05:39 PM

ninty.....it's you.....

Tripper 06-07-2005 05:44 PM

lmao @ 99 resemblance

Coleman 06-07-2005 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
lmao @ 99 resemblance

i know. it's so scary!

Nyck 06-07-2005 06:13 PM

1st thing that popped in my head was ninty

Nyck 06-07-2005 06:21 PM

[img]http://nyckwest.com/insults/nintyh4x.gif[/img]

snipes 06-07-2005 06:27 PM

ed:
\im calling crimestoppers

bukdez 06-07-2005 06:30 PM

bwahahaha... good one nyck...

Sgt>Stackem 06-07-2005 06:31 PM

I would think they would like to know what he did in Canada

Himmler 06-07-2005 06:36 PM

lmfao @ resemblance biggrin:

did i spell that right?

Maplegyver 06-07-2005 06:40 PM

ROFDLAMO
\

ninty oyu crazy fuq

duncey 06-07-2005 06:46 PM

"The bulletin caught the eye of a Quincy police dispatcher because it gave the suspect's Massachusetts driver's license number, missing a character. The dispatcher plugged in numbers and letters until she found a last known address for Despres in Mattapoisett. She alerted police in that town, and an officer quickly spotted Despres."

Wtf... This happens 5 miles from my house and I didn't hear shit? eek:


That's pretty fucked that the guy was so close to where I live. Maybe he can come and rape and decapitate me happy:

Nothing like some head from a dead man. happy:



If anybody doesn't get it, it's a pun.

Short Hand 06-08-2005 05:49 AM

freak.

Unknown_Sniper 06-08-2005 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by duncey
"The bulletin caught the eye of a Quincy police dispatcher because it gave the suspect's Massachusetts driver's license number, missing a character. The dispatcher plugged in numbers and letters until she found a last known address for Despres in Mattapoisett. She alerted police in that town, and an officer quickly spotted Despres."

Wtf... This happens 5 miles from my house and I didn't hear shit? eek:


That's pretty fucked that the guy was so close to where I live. Maybe he can come and rape and decapitate me happy:

Nothing like some head from a dead man. happy:



If anybody doesn't get it, it's a pun.

you didnt hear about it cause its fucking quincy, mass.
That guy is messed up. Imagine him walking up to you at the border carrying all that shit with that look on his face.
And wtf is wit hthe "I'm with NASA" b.s.?

Maplegyver 06-08-2005 03:59 PM

i cant stop laughing from the resemblance

mr.miyagi 06-08-2005 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ninty9
HAHAHAHA

i knew that picture would come back to haunt me.

Anyway, i'm about as far away from New Brunswick as you can get in Canada.

Yeeeeeeaaaaaah thats what they all say Mr.........FRODO BAGGINS OF THE
SHIRRRRRE, yes, you're under arrest matey, gimme that ring.
[img]http://img293.echo.cx/img293/7108/ninty9untitled3zn1vo4vn.jpg[/img][img]http://img293.echo.cx/img293/9379/frodo81om.jpg[/img]

jujumantb 06-08-2005 05:01 PM

[img]http://img293.echo.cx/img293/7108/ninty9untitled3zn1vo4vn.jpg[/img] [img]http://x4.putfile.com/6/15817450064.jpg[/img]

ninty 06-08-2005 05:58 PM

lol

i was camping and we went into town and went to a party and this girl kept saying how my eyes looked exactly like elijah wood's. then my friend banged her.

duncey 06-08-2005 07:29 PM

[quote="Unknown_Sniper":55899][quote=duncey]"The bulletin caught the eye of a Quincy police dispatcher because it gave the suspect's Massachusetts driver's license number, missing a character. The dispatcher plugged in numbers and letters until she found a last known address for Despres in Mattapoisett. She alerted police in that town, and an officer quickly spotted Despres."

Wtf... This happens 5 miles from my house and I didn't hear shit? eek:


That's pretty fucked that the guy was so close to where I live. Maybe he can come and rape and decapitate me happy:

Nothing like some head from a dead man. happy:



[size=7]If anybody doesn't get it, it's a pun.[/size][/quote]
you didnt hear about it cause its fucking quincy, mass.
That guy is messed up. Imagine him walking up to you at the border carrying all that shit with that look on his face.
And wtf is wit hthe "I'm with NASA" b.s.?[/quote:55899]

Me = Weymouth, Mass...

[url="http://www.mapquest.com"]http://www.mapquest.com[/url] pls? 10 Miles at MOST from where I live.

EDIT: Maps.google.com

[img]http://img297.echo.cx/img297/5156/sexyweymouth2hh.png[/img]


EDITEDIT:

[img]http://img46.echo.cx/img46/8366/sexyweymouth20ke.png[/img]

Now Im going to have stalker show up at my house. rolleyes:

harpua 06-08-2005 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
[img]http://nyckwest.com/insults/nintyh4x.gif[/img]


rofl

hahahahhahahahhahahahhahhahahahahhahaha

no offense ninty, but you have some bulbous eyes lol.

harpua 06-08-2005 07:41 PM

affiliated with NASA lol...thats what they all say!!!

strvs 06-08-2005 07:45 PM

ninty can see everything. ed:

duncey 06-08-2005 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by strvs
ninty can see everything. ed:


Can he see why kids love cinnemon toast crunch?


"Blah blah blah, its got sugar, sugar is like crack for little kids"

No silly! There's cinnemon sugar swirls on every bite! oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo:

Stammer 06-08-2005 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by duncey
Quote:

Originally Posted by strvs
ninty can see everything. ed:


Can he see why kids love cinnemon toast crunch?

lool

happy:

Unknown_Sniper 06-08-2005 07:55 PM

[quote=duncey]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Unknown_Sniper":5a942
Quote:

Originally Posted by duncey
"The bulletin caught the eye of a Quincy police dispatcher because it gave the suspect's Massachusetts driver's license number, missing a character. The dispatcher plugged in numbers and letters until she found a last known address for Despres in Mattapoisett. She alerted police in that town, and an officer quickly spotted Despres."

Wtf... This happens 5 miles from my house and I didn't hear shit? eek:


That's pretty fucked that the guy was so close to where I live. Maybe he can come and rape and decapitate me happy:

Nothing like some head from a dead man. happy:



If anybody doesn't get it, it's a pun.

you didnt hear about it cause its fucking quincy, mass.
That guy is messed up. Imagine him walking up to you at the border carrying all that shit with that look on his face.
And wtf is wit hthe "I'm with NASA" b.s.?

Me = Weymouth, Mass...

blah blah blah...[/quote:5a942]
ya my point was quincy is near braintree, and close to boston. I wouldnt be surprised if they found more people like him around there

duncey 06-08-2005 07:56 PM

[quote="Unknown_Sniper":e5790][quote=duncey]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Unknown_Sniper":e5790
Quote:

Originally Posted by duncey
"The bulletin caught the eye of a Quincy police dispatcher because it gave the suspect's Massachusetts driver's license number, missing a character. The dispatcher plugged in numbers and letters until she found a last known address for Despres in Mattapoisett. She alerted police in that town, and an officer quickly spotted Despres."

Wtf... This happens 5 miles from my house and I didn't hear shit? eek:


That's pretty fucked that the guy was so close to where I live. Maybe he can come and rape and decapitate me happy:

Nothing like some head from a dead man. happy:



If anybody doesn't get it, it's a pun.

you didnt hear about it cause its fucking quincy, mass.
That guy is messed up. Imagine him walking up to you at the border carrying all that shit with that look on his face.
And wtf is wit hthe "I'm with NASA" b.s.?

Me = Weymouth, Mass...

blah blah blah...[/quote:e5790]
ya my point was quincy is near braintree, and close to boston. I wouldnt be surprised if they found more people like him around there[/quote:e5790]


I'm sorry I don't hear much of men who decapitate other men around here much. oOo:


All times are GMT -6. The time now is 07:57 AM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.12 by ScriptzBin
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions Inc.
© 1998 - 2007 by Rudedog Productions | All trademarks used are properties of their respective owners. All rights reserved.