What do you want to be buried with...
 

Lets throw all the cremation stuff out the window. Say you were buried and you could place things that would fit in your coffin ... what would you bring?

A fleshlight for post death pervy activities on my way to the "afterlife". oOo:

I could honestly say there is nothing i want to be buried with. There is nothing in my life that is hugely significant. I play the guitar, but I really don't see it as staple hobby. I fuck with computers, but like hell i would stick a hard drive in there. I like to party, but i don't think a bottle of Jack would look to good in a coffin. There isn't anything i could think of i would want in my coffin. Maybe a fishing rod, thats about it.

Bullshit you want to be wearing your 3dfx hat, your austin 3:16 t shirt and have an ATi videocard in your Watercooled Casket

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My 3dfx hat is MIA. loney:

my bow and arrows

Wait... I'd be dead? Then... uh.. nothing.

Need to be buried with a chick with her ass in the air!!


Ok, that aside, how bout a bottle of wine, a few nice cigars, and an IPOD filled with my favorite music. It's gonna be a long journey and i want to be sure i'm prepared.

the shitty battery would iPwn you

Several armed claymores, so any fuck that decided to loot me would be blown to bits.

A shovel..

zoner........

A chainsaw, so that if I became a zombie I could wreak some havoc.

some sheet music, conducting baton, maybe some hockey cards, a card(s) from my closest friends/family.

wtf gerv...how?

My computer. oOo:

dignity

Some food from the China Buffet near my house with Serrano Peppers (or a Giardeniera mix). That would also be my last meal if I was ever on death row.

And a pizza. biggrin:

A print-out of all the GF1 threads and post ever made.

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":2a269]A print-out of all the GF1 threads and post ever made.[/quote:2a269]

Why not add a can of beans too?

well my kitty is buried in the backdoor...id like the creamtion urn of Sammy to be buried with me.

a bottle of water, a vial of my blood, a towel, a twinky, and an mp3 player with every song I have ever liked.

bah, do it the orthodox way: plain old cedar box with ropes inside. fastest decay possible.

OR a sword for when the undead army attacks.

but you'll be part of it. oOo:

I think he's implying that he wants a weapon so he will be ready.

I want to have a coffin similar to the one Ren and Stimpy had in that old-as-heck episode where they buy a coffin which seemingly looked like an underground apartment.

[quote="$p!k3":e7455]I think he's implying that he wants a weapon so he will be ready.[/quote:e7455]
Undead don't need weapons...

Tearing the meatbags apart with your bear hands is the only way to go.

[quote=Akuma]Undead don't need weapons...

Tearing the meatbags apart with your bear hands is the only way to go.[/quote:d848d]

Yeah, but wouldn't you want to shish kabob them too?

Ya, I guess.

A firehose, so I can put out the bright light.

you only see that if you are going ot heaven dumbass, you wont need the hose.

[quote="Unknown_Sniper":6553e]you only see that if you are going ot heaven dumbass, you wont need the hose.[/quote:6553e]

Exactly rock:

my metallica cds and a cd player

Braided nylon rope (25 feet)
Mirror
Matches (2 boxes)
Fire Starter
Poncho (bright orange to attract attention)
Toilet paper
Candle (wrapped in aluminum foil)
Paper and pencil
Fishing line, hooks, split shot leads
Knife
Whistle
Money (2 nickels, 2 dimes, 2 quarters, $20 bill: helpful for making phone call or paying for gas if broken down along highway)
Garbage Bags (2 large size bags)
Bright orange surveyor's tape
Sewing kit
Dental floss (It's strong and useful as thread for sewing, or a fishing line or for lashing branches for improvised shelters.)
Safety pins
Wire (bailing wire)
Moleskin
Sterile pads (2 x 2 and 4 x 4)
Sterile Gauze
Neosporin
Bandaids
Aspirin
First Aid Tape
Honey Packages (available in small foil packages available at convenience stores)
Instant Soup or tea (a couple packages)
Folding saw
Compass (learn how to use)
Hard Candy

A capsule of my own urine.

A tape recording of me jacking off mixed over the beat from MC Hammer - Too legit to quit.

And I would like to have buds of the local hydros scattered all over my body.