The Official Riddle Thread!
 

Ok this can be kick ass if we treat with respect and patience oOo: happy:

Ok i`ll start....

"I dont dont dont dont have to go to the bathroom"

Easy...

Do I? or Dont I?

Re: The Official Riddle Thread!
 

Do

This thread should not not die.

Should it or nay?

ps. pretty sure those arent riddles

Re: The Official Riddle Thread!
 

fine
What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

A towel. Do I win anything?

[quote="Cool Fool":a9de4]A towel. Do I win anything?[/quote:a9de4]

Yup

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happy:

whats black and white and red all over ?

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Another way of thinking about these types of questions is to make equations out of the positive and negative items. Since the entire phrase is dependent on the status of the negations, just apply math to it: twice, both negatives cancel each other out, making the phrase "I have to go to the bathroom".

What did one tampon say to the other tampon ?



Nothing, they are both stuck up cunts.

the answer is "cock robin"....but what is the question?..* dances around playing flute *

A newspaper rock:

[quote="Short Hand":69b5e]What did one tampon say to the other tampon ?



Nothing, they are both stuck up cunts.[/quote:69b5e]

bwahahahahah!!!...

A nun with a spear through her body.

BUHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!11111

heres one!!



whats lazy, wears a sombrero, likes tacos, tequilla and jumping borders AND is outside mowing my lawn?



,,there edited

EDIT

[quote="Scorpion -]M15F1T[-":5517c]A newspaper rock:[/quote:5517c]

ding ding winnar !!! +1

What do you call a black man flying an airplane?

Screwed.


rdeyes: My answer was technically correct.

No, the riddle you were looking for is "What's black, white, red all over and can't fit through a revolving door?"

i will you give a +1 when i can . prolly in a few hours beer:

Whats orange, white and at the bottom of a pool?
-A dead baby.

Whats orange, black and at the bottom of a pool?
-The same baby two weeks later.

sleeping:

Answers in small text.

[quote="$p!k3":daca4]Whats orange, white and at the bottom of a pool?
-A dead baby.

Whats orange, black and at the bottom of a pool?
-The same baby two weeks later.

sleeping:

Answers in small text.[/quote:daca4] annoy:

[quote=Himmler] annoy:[/quote:de19a]

baby jokes: you have sunk to the lowest level possible.

LOL, I was expecting no one would like them. I don't acually find them funny I just rememberd last week a senior in my Astronomy class told them to the teacher.

oOo:

[quote="Short Hand":7926b]What did one tampon say to the other tampon ?



Nothing, they are both stuck up cunts.[/quote:7926b]

"We really suck, you know that ?" biggrin:

[quote=harpua]baby jokes: you have sunk to the lowest level possible.[/quote:9b41c]

This coming from the kid who makes blatantly racist jokes, then gets offended when someone makes an unoffensive Jewish remark. Stfu.

edit: phantom admin

A pilot, you racist fuck.

[quote="$p!k3":259dc]Whats orange, white and at the bottom of a pool?
-A dead baby.

Whats orange, black and at the bottom of a pool?
-The same baby two weeks later.

sleeping:

Answers in small text.[/quote:259dc]
How many letters are in "The Alphabet" ?
11 not 26


beer:

If, having only one match, on a freezing winter day, you entered a room which contained a lamp, a kerosene heater, and a wood burning stove, which should you light first?

Im guessing none cause the stoves already lit? eek:

I'd light the match first. COZ I'M A SEX MACHINE!

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":35cc4]I'd light the match first. COZ I'M A SEX MACHINE![/quote:35cc4]

I <3 you

What makes a man bald-headed?

DHT

Lack of hair.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon and three legs at night?

As crawling infants, people travel on four limbs in the mornings of their lives. As adults, they travel upright on two limbs in the bright middays of their lives. As frail and elderly people tapping canes before them, they travel on three limbs in the twilights of their days.

Oedipus Trilogy biggrin:

[quote=Tripper]This coming from the kid who makes blatantly racist jokes, then gets offended when someone makes an unoffensive Jewish remark. Stfu.[/quote:1b1ad]

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AND:

-your saying that i had a problem with jew jokes (which i do) but i make racist jokes. are you trying to make the connection that jew jokes and race jokes are the same? so jews are a race? no. dipshit.
-and, i never said that baby jokes were wrong or anythign, i was just stating my opinion that they aren't funny, because the punchline is always the same.

either way you need to shut your fat trap cuntmouth.

correct

how about: walk on the living they don't even mumble, walk on the dead they mutter and grumble. What are they?