Harry Potter Spoiler Thread
 

spcialgrl###: OMG I HATE U FOR TELLING ME>:o

Auto response from K TOG3: dumbledorf dies
snape is the half prince

spcialgr###: jk u are still dear to my heart

i went into a kids only chatroom on AOL, and posted the dumbledorfdies.ytmnd.com link. The HOST kicked me out for 2 hours.

lol

I have ruined millions of lives indirectly through you guys...thank you for being my minions.

Dumbledore Dies

saddest video ever.

http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/books/0 ... index.html

bottom right in green box. "Fans clamor for Harry"

OMfg 100s of children....they are like 20-30 yrs old....

MAN COMMITS SUICIDE AFTER LEARNING HARRY POTTER SPOILER

'I No Longer Have a Reason to Live,' Says Despondent Potter Fan

A rabid Harry Potter fan took his life yesterday after inadvertently learning a plot spoiler from the soon-to-be-released J.K. Rowling opus, "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince."

Jude Ralston, 32, of Hudson, Ohio left a suicide note indicating that since overhearing the plot spoiler at a shopping mall earlier in the day, "I no longer have a reason to live."

Family and friends who gathered for a candlelight memorial outside Mr. Ralston's house remembered a man who seemed to live only for Harry Potter - and wondered if they could have done anything to prevent his tragic fate.

"When Jude got that vanity license plate that said 'Hogwarts,' that seemed harmless enough," said Polly Clovis, who attended Model U.N. with Mr. Ralston while the two were in high school. "But when he started wearing that wizard hat around town, we really should have seen that as a cry for help."

According to friends of Mr. Ralston, the Potter fanatic had done everything in his power to protect himself from stumbling across Potter plot spoilers, even disconnecting his computer from the Internet and avoiding his favorite vintage comic book store.

Ms. Clovis said that she hoped Mr. Ralston's death would cause federal authorities to tighten the flow of Harry Potter plot information to prevent similar tragedies from taking place.

"In my heart I believe that could have saved Jude's life, even if he didn't have one," she said.

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pretty sure it's fake, but wouldn't be surprised if it actually happens/happened oOo:

Never figure out wtf people see in this shit or the movies. Whole thing revolves around 1 main nerd, his faggot ginger haired nerd asshanger who can do nothing but piss himself every chance he gets, and some annoying little bitch nerd. oOo:

hey man, back off hermione mad:

who?

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MOTHER FUCKING WILLY WONKA DEPP! BITCHES!

[img]http://ubbt.moby.com/userfiles/2517174-Willem%20Wonka.jpg[/img]

[quote="newt.":547ad]MOTHER FUCKING WILLY WONKA DEPP! BITCHES!

[img]http://ubbt.moby.com/userfiles/2517174-Willem%20Wonka.jpg[/img][/quote:547ad]

That's Willem DaFoe you fruity fuckface.

Wow he got a ton of reaction from them. oOo:

anyone got any ideas of where to place the dumbledoredies.ytmnd link? I've tried the AOL chatrooms, and so far each one has banned me for a certain amount of time. How I love the customer-friendly service of AOL.

Maybe try a Harry Potter fansite with a chat room or forum?

[img]http://www.cnn.com/interactive/entertainment/0507/gallery.harry.potter/01.03.rowling.ap.jpg[/img]

I'd hit it. rock:

[quote="Doctor Duffy":45292]I'd hit it. rock:[/quote:45292]

Pun intended?

[M] caused some sites to shut down

And yet, 90% of you would bitch at a person for telling the ending of the movie you have been looking forward to seeing.

Assholes. rolleyes:

Yeah, probably. But the kids need to learn that life is full of disappointments.

[quote="dr nein":2f9cc]Yeah, probably. But the kids need to learn that life is full of disappointments.[/quote:2f9cc]

read dictionaries

disappointment

n 1: a feeling of dissatisfaction that results when your expectations are not realized; "his hopes were so high he was doomed to disappointment" [syn: letdown] 2: an act (or failure to act) that disappoints someone [syn: dashing hopes]

[quote="dr nein":1c478]disappointment

n 1: a feeling of dissatisfaction that results when your expectations are not realized; "his hopes were so high he was doomed to disappointment" [syn: letdown] 2: an act (or failure to act) that disappoints someone [syn: dashing hopes] (i.e, being a dick)[/quote:1c478]

[url:db0e8]http://pottercrash.ytmnd.com/[/url:db0e8]

read the thread title nub.

[quote:4c9f4]Harry Potter Spoiler Thread[/quote:4c9f4]

And yet, they've posted ytmnd links to it without warning in the other thread. oOo:

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":eb784][url:eb784]http://pottercrash.ytmnd.com/[/url:eb784][/quote:eb784]

Haha! biggrin: +1

I see the vader clip being added to the noooooooooooooooo

i finished reading it last night calmdown:

and ktog should be banned even though he said this thread was spoiler coz it said hairy potter and i had to click it!

its a real good series, i mean, if you liked the chronicles of narnia, you should like this. but i wasnt a loser like these kids, i had my mom and sis go out and get me one, how fuckin cool is THAT?

http://forum.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuse ... 0715114723

Pwnd...denial of truth

You read the whole book in one day!? ed: I've never read those books and never will, but I assume there are lot of pages..you must be a speed reader or something.

[quote="Crpl. Crunch":bc25a]You read the whole book in one day!? ed: I've never read those books and never will, but I assume there are lot of pages..you must be a speed reader or something.[/quote:bc25a]

Stephen King's "It", 1100 pages, in 3 days...

not a speed reader, but it did take me the whole day. about 660 pages or so. book five had more and that took 2 days. that was the longest book ive read. they are really good, you just get into it and you dont want to stop until the end.

You don't have to be a speed reader, you just have to have the opposite of ADD. biggrin:

^^ Yea I read the other 5 so i figured I might as well read this one. 600+ pages but it goes very quickly and is in like a 5th grade font, so it's not that hard to finish in a day or so oOo:

fucking Harry Potter nerds!

As we all know Star Wars is far superior!

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":65a5a][url:65a5a]http://pottercrash.ytmnd.com/[/url:65a5a][/quote:65a5a]

rock: rock:

Harry and Ginny have some hot butsexs