Tyson on Jenna porn flik in pipeline
 

"The disgraced pugilist, who retired from boxing last month, was approached
by Jenna's representatives to star as her partner in the X-rated movie.

He explained: "According to court documentation from Tyson's rape trial,
his member is at least 14in long.

"If Tyson brings out some of the ferocity that made him a champion,
he could definitely become a successful porn star."

ed: spank:



http://www.boxingscene.com/?m=show&id=1683

14 inches... oOo:

+1 to you...I heard this on the radio but just heard perform with jenna jameson. The mystery man was who I thought.


it would also be cool to see her with someone besides her fucking husband, and may be her first black dude.

she should be careful tho...if they get in a 69 clinch he
might just bite a chunk off of her famous piss-phlapps..!! ed:

oOo:

Dude, that's gross.

fake rape porns are great

1. rape isnt cool
2. Tyson isnt cool
3. JJ isnt cool

shes quite nasty imo

Jenna Jameson = 1998

As long as i get to see some black cock i'm happy.

True.

PREACH IT BROTHA!

gay

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14 Inches jesus fucking christ, thats ridiculous.

Why is everything bigger with black peeps..big asses, big cocks, tall muthas..us white folk are at a supreme disadvantage.

I hope no man ever has cause to say that last sentence to me in person.

Again.

..and that's on the slack too, apparently.

He must have to shove it in his ass to keep it from floppin out when he was boxing. oOo:

It has to be a lie, technically the world record is not even that big.

[quote="Jin-Roh":6a881]He must have to shove it in his ass to keep it from floppin out when he was boxing. oOo:[/quote:6a881]

That'd explain why he's so angry in the ring, if you'll pardon the pun freak:

He'll bite one of her tits off.

[quote="Short Hand":d7391]
It has to be a lie, technically the world record is not even that big.[/quote:d7391]

That's true, but I did see some weird porn once where these two dudes had like 20+ inch cocks, but they were due to stretching because they were like toothpicks.

[quote:ee98c]The penis. Almost 47% of the world's population has one. For centuries, ancient civilizations hailed it as a gift from the gods. It was believed that all life sprung from its mighty power and that no household could survive without one.[/quote:ee98c]

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<lasagnae> i like balck dicks

[quote="Short Hand":a64b4]
It has to be a lie, technically the world record is not even that big.[/quote:a64b4]

I thought the Guiness book had one at 21 inches?

ED! taught me that black people measure their penis from there asshole to the tip of their dick.

[quote=Milla]I thought the Guiness book had one at 21 inches?[/quote:0e46a]
thats like a fucking spear

[quote="Cool Fool":06eb2][quote=Milla]I thought the Guiness book had one at 21 inches?[/quote:06eb2]
thats like a fucking spear[/quote:06eb2]

Indeed, but i remember reading something like that in the guiness book back a few years ago.

Gotta be elephantisis.

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[quote:a2ec1]Gotta be elephantisis.[/quote:a2ec1]

I bet you think the elephant man had elephantitis.

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rofl!

[quote="Anita_Head":45e5d][quote:45e5d]Gotta be elephantisis.[/quote:45e5d]

I bet you think the elephant man had elephantitis.[/quote:45e5d]


The elephant man had aids.

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lucky bitch, id like to get fucked with a 14 balck dick

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I'm thinking 4sum with the Bucks.....oooh yeah.....uh huhhh... cool:

wheres the picture of the african guy being kicked out of his tribe?