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I'm sick of all the same old threads so lets throw this out here. 1 person starts a 10 ten list then people respond, once the list hits ten the person starts a new one. Sound simple? I'll start off the first one:

Things seen and over heard at the New Jersey Institute of Technology:

10) While agitating a test tube, you must do your best Slash air guitar solo
9) A ROKKEN WITH DOKKEN tattoo on the calf is deemed Appropriate.
8) The Dean is Kip Winger
7) "Oh shit, this test tube smells like nutsack"
6) "I just spilled that chemical on my puma hi-top"
5) People in lab coats with mullets
4) Doesn't instill a lot of confidence in the scientific method if the technician is wearing a RATT 3/4 sleeve shirt


Get it? So post the next 3 or 1 at a time...

EDIT: Thanks Bleu and Zoner

3)The Eye Wash Station is filled with Wild Turkey

2.) the symbol of a deer crossing is their school mascot.

1) Your Forensic Anthropology professor is Pauly Walnuts.

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Top Ten Excuses for Browsing GF1 at Work

10) "I was looking for dude fucking tips."

9) I need Carpal Tunnel to get my disability check.

8) I want to be the first to hear about Duffy's first boner.

7) "WHAT?? You mean this ISN'T my church choir's homepage?"

6. Have a running bet to see when the PhP error occurs.

5) Its part of your employer's sexual harrasment policty to view daily.

4) Because 'ebaumsworld' is too hard to spell.

3) "I could have swore this was the companys FTP..."

2) because porn and gf1 go hand in hand

1) waiting to see duffy get banned


Top Ten Reasons why Jesus is a rad dude

10) can turn water into booze

9) He's drunk all the time (blood = wine)

8) Always gets the best seats at New Jersey Devils games.

7) God usually has "Take Your Son to Work Day" in Spring.

6) A damn nice guy for working on Sundays.

5.) The chicks love the hair.

4.) His dad is god so you KNOW a brutha is well-equipped

3) He has 10 inches of heaven in his pants.

2) He really makes Colemans sig something special.

1) because hes jesus

top ten reasons why porn is good

10) strengthens the arms

9) it might leave strech marks

9) Because Duffy can see bewbies with it

7) because it just simply rocks to watch

6) It leaves your prostate clean and healthy

5) helps to knock out the easy one

4) Relieves stress so you don't shoot up the office.

3) A scent mixture of Ginseng, vinegar, and salt water permiate the air.

2) Helps young actresses grow into Hollywood stars...










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1) Hair on palms is great for the upcoming winter months

Top 10 Greatest Oxymorons:

10) Atheist Country Singer

9) Freethinking Christian

8) Smart Conservative Christian

7) military intelligence

6 jumbo shrimp

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5) Yao Ming

4) Microsoft Works

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4) an only-child Mexican

4) Heterosexual Prison