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I got this in an email:




Subject: Monkey & Lizard

A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a lizard walks past.

The lizard looks up and says to the monkey "Hey! what are you doing?"

The monkey says "Smoking a joint, come up and join me, my cold-blooded
friend."

So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have
another joint.

After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry', and that he's going
to get a drink from the river.

At the riverbank, the lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over
and falls in.

A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the stoned lizard, helping him
to the side.

He then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?!"

The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting in the tree,
smoking a joint with his new monkey friend. He then explained how his
mouth got dry, and that he was so wasted that, when he went to get a
drink from the river, he fell in!

The inquisitive crocodile says he has to check this out. He walks into
the jungle and finds the tree where the monkey is sitting, finishing a
joint.

He looks up and says "Hey, MONKEY!"

The Monkey looks down and says "FUUUUUCK, DUDE....... how much water
did you drink?"

ROFL!, thats pretty good. biggrin: +1

lol

heh that was decent

dance: twas good

pretty good.

good joke, like the 800th ive read it (i think cuz of email too).

Im just waiting for tonight.

roflolmao

Worth making an amination film about. It'll be the best stoner movie ever.

[quote="Jimbo@":cd767]Worth making an amination film about. It'll be the best stoner movie ever.[/quote:cd767]behind Berticus: The Movie..

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lol, "A monkey is sitting in a tree", looooooooooooooooolololol!!!!!!!!!||

eek:

stackem, did you do something to get that email?
(i want too)

A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him. The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?" The mother replies "Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it." "You're wasting your time, " said the boy. "Why is that?" asked his mom, puzzled. "Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."

^ROFL!!!!

hahahhaahh .....^^^

in my youth

LMFAO MIYAGI