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jujumantb 08-27-2005 10:30 AM

Finally fscking met somebody cool...
 
I've learned over the past year that college is full of sluts and crazy girls, if shes not a slut, she'll end up turning crazy... well last night I think I finally found a good one, I know shes not crazy because shes mutual friends with some girls from back home and slut?... ehh hopefully not a problem.. although it kinda started as just another hook up till I got her clothes off, but then we ended up talking till 6 in the morning on her futon instead of messin round (much). Not to mention this girl is fucking gorgeous... like holy christ... I can throw a pic up if anyones interested...
/rambing

lasagna 08-27-2005 10:33 AM

YES!11 PICTARS!11

jujumantb 08-27-2005 10:37 AM

ha... this is her facebook pic, obviously a senior pic which are known to make girls look better then they are but shes every bit as good looking as this. way outa my league... rock:
[img]http://x2.putfile.com/8/23811112133.jpg[/img]

NexusRevived 08-27-2005 10:39 AM

I hate jujumantb
he's such a fucking geek
playing all that lame shit
trying for a new wave hit

your lame, phoenix is tame
you suck, my life's a rut
go die, you're why
we know, you fucked beardo
I hate Clyde Geek
stupid bar where kickers meet
now he's gone country too
dog dick face we hate you
I hated K-15
new wave fonzies think I'm mean
playing all that lame shit
catering to preppie dicks
I hate fucked merlins
cover bands that get girls in
jetzon boys you fucking dicks
go to HB and see who kicks
jujumantb, Clyde's, Merlin's go die


fuck you!!

Akuma 08-27-2005 10:46 AM

crazy chicks are the best

Poseidon 08-27-2005 11:06 AM

Nice looking bird there.

1080jibber 08-27-2005 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Akuma
crazy chicks are the best

untill its time to get rid of them happy:

Akuma 08-27-2005 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by 1080jibber
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Originally Posted by Akuma
crazy chicks are the best

untill its time to get rid of them happy:

Haven't had to yet.

Miscguy 08-27-2005 11:17 AM

The cool ones always end up hurting the worst.

I recommend [url=http://www.rollingrock.com/:7419e]Rolling Rock[/url:7419e], [url=http://www.mgd.com/:7419e]MGD[/url:7419e], [url=http://www.budweiser.com/:7419e]Bud[/url:7419e], [url=http://www.budweiser.com/:7419e]Bud Select[/url:7419e], and [url=http://www.southerncomfort.com/:7419e]Southern Comfort[/url:7419e].

With that load out you wont remember your name, let alone hers.

Pyro 08-27-2005 11:19 AM

Crazy chicks are fucked.

Madmartagen 08-27-2005 11:19 AM

looks like Topenga from that show Boy meets world.

CoMaToSe 08-27-2005 11:19 AM

I prefer labatte blue. Plus, whats wrong with sluts? I no want relationship, I just want bang bang bang!

mr.miyagi 08-27-2005 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Madmartagen
looks like Topenga from that show Boy meets world.

thats just what I was thinkin.........go juju, go juju

Nyck 08-27-2005 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Madmartagen
looks like Topenga from that show Boy meets world.


RaNgeR 08-27-2005 12:02 PM

Congrats buddy...Im coming to Madison in late september early october for a visit. Show me around! ed:

Coleman 08-27-2005 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Nyck
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Originally Posted by Madmartagen
looks like Topenga from that show Boy meets world.


man, she blew up like a balloon once they got to highschool. She put on the freshman fifteen in highschool.

jujumantb 08-27-2005 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by RaNgeR
Congrats buddy...Im coming to Madison in late september early october for a visit. Show me around! ed:

fuck yeah let me know.

She said she gets the tapanga thing alot, maybe some boy meets world roll playing sometime? beer:

RaNgeR 08-27-2005 12:10 PM

Sean Hunter

Yeah, Ill get in touch with you somehow when Im there for sure. Actually now that I think of it, Im going to try to come for halloween ed:

Coleman 08-27-2005 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by RaNgeR
Congrats buddy...Im coming to Madison in late september early october for a visit. Show me around! ed:

fuck yeah let me know.

She said she gets the tapanga thing alot, maybe some boy meets world roll playing sometime? beer:

make sure you don't be cory. he was a douche. Shawn is where it's at. His lips and hair tosses got all the ladies

Pyro 08-27-2005 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Coleman
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Originally Posted by jujumantb
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Originally Posted by RaNgeR
Congrats buddy...Im coming to Madison in late september early october for a visit. Show me around! ed:

fuck yeah let me know.

She said she gets the tapanga thing alot, maybe some boy meets world roll playing sometime? beer:

make sure you don't be cory. he was a douche. Shawn is where it's at. His lips and hair tosses got all the ladies

Thanks for the compliments.

CoMaToSe 08-27-2005 12:14 PM

FRESHMEN GIRLS! GET 'EM WHILE THEY'RE SKINNY!!

Nyck 08-27-2005 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
FRESHMEN GIRLS! GET 'EM WHILE THEY'RE SKINNY!!

shut up you fat fuck. The last skinny girl you got was when you put lipstick on your right hand when you were 9

RaNgeR 08-27-2005 12:56 PM

happy: hahahaaa

Jin-Roh 08-27-2005 01:13 PM

eiefjliasjdflizdsjfzsf

CoMaToSe 08-27-2005 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Nyck
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Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
FRESHMEN GIRLS! GET 'EM WHILE THEY'RE SKINNY!!

shut up you fat fuck. The last skinny girl you got was when you put lipstick on your right hand when you were 9

nyck, I wub juu

Miscguy 08-27-2005 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Nyck
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Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
FRESHMEN GIRLS! GET 'EM WHILE THEY'RE SKINNY!!

shut up you fat fuck. The last skinny girl you got was when you put lipstick on your right hand when you were 9

This from the man who... well.. Look at your wife.

Tystnad 08-27-2005 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Miscguy
The cool ones always end up hurting the worst.

I recommend [url=http://www.mgd.com/:0bcba]MGD[/url:0bcba].

Ive got eight bottles of that shit right here next to me. Got so pissed on it 1,5 weeks ago with a few of my squadmates. biggrin:

Miscguy 08-27-2005 02:10 PM

I ordered a bud in a restaruant that server MGD and my bro was like "what the hell are you doing, they have MGD". I was all like "and"... to which he replied. "Theres a higharchy here: pabst, bud, mgd, rolling rock. Im sorely dissapointed in you."

So i snagged 24 last trip to the store and now fully understand this higherarchy. Though i've never had to sink so low as to drink pabst.

KTOG 08-27-2005 02:13 PM

I love how people outside of PA think Rolling Rock is something special. We won't even use that shit for enimas.

Short Hand 08-27-2005 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Madmartagen
looks like Topenga from that show Boy meets world.

lol + 1 yes I knew I saw a resemblance somewhere.

[DAS REICH] Blitz 08-27-2005 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Coleman
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Originally Posted by Nyck
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Originally Posted by Madmartagen
looks like Topenga from that show Boy meets world.


man, she blew up like a balloon once they got to highschool. She put on the freshman fifteen in highschool.

haha, blew up like a balloon

descry 08-27-2005 02:52 PM

kinda looks like the girl from boy meets world

[img]http://www.albertspage.it/sigle_tv/foto/Crescere%20che%20fatica26.jpg[/img]

[DAS REICH] Blitz 08-27-2005 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by coubLacka
kinda looks like the girl from boy meets world

[img]http://www.albertspage.it/sigle_tv/foto/Crescere%20che%20fatica26.jpg[/img]

um, her name is Topanga, and this was said 2 pages ago and has been discussed throughout the thread oOo: oOo:

Nyck 08-27-2005 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Miscguy
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Originally Posted by Nyck
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Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
FRESHMEN GIRLS! GET 'EM WHILE THEY'RE SKINNY!!

shut up you fat fuck. The last skinny girl you got was when you put lipstick on your right hand when you were 9

This from the man who... well.. Look at your wife.

one day you may experience the relationship I have. mostly likely though you will just get some skank pregnant, leave her, get divorced and go through life a worthless dead beat drunk.

Akuma 08-27-2005 02:59 PM

Kinda looks like Denise Richards a little.

Miscguy 08-27-2005 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Nyck
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Originally Posted by Miscguy
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Originally Posted by Nyck
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Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
FRESHMEN GIRLS! GET 'EM WHILE THEY'RE SKINNY!!

shut up you fat fuck. The last skinny girl you got was when you put lipstick on your right hand when you were 9

This from the man who... well.. Look at your wife.

one day you may experience the relationship I have. mostly likely though you will just get some skank pregnant, leave her, get divorced and go through life a worthless dead beat drunk.

So not true. I'll never get married and you know it. And my life will end "young" so i wont have that long to be a drunk. To top it all off, i hate skanks, and avoid them like i avoid 99% of all social interaction.

[DAS REICH] Blitz 08-27-2005 03:40 PM

[quote=Miscguy]
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Originally Posted by Nyck
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Originally Posted by Miscguy
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Originally Posted by Nyck
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Originally Posted by "CoMaToSe":9fd59
FRESHMEN GIRLS! GET 'EM WHILE THEY'RE SKINNY!!

shut up you fat fuck. The last skinny girl you got was when you put lipstick on your right hand when you were 9

This from the man who... well.. Look at your wife.

one day you may experience the relationship I have. mostly likely though you will just get some skank pregnant, leave her, get divorced and go through life a worthless dead beat drunk.

So not true. I'll never get married and you know it. And my life will end "young" so i wont have that long to be a drunk. To top it all off, i hate skanks, and avoid them like i avoid 99% of all social interaction.[/quote:9fd59]

Well, after that anti-social-like post, I found this:
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Originally Posted by Miscguy
You scored as Disappear

Your death will be by disappearing, probably a camping trip gone wrong or an evening hike you never returned from. Always remeber that one guy who was hiking alone and got in a rock slide. He could have died, but he cut his own hand off to save himself. Don't end up like him (or worse, dead

Disappear: 100%
Suicide: 80%
Posion: 53%
Stabbed: 53%
Eaten: 53%
Accident: 53%
Gunshot: 47%
Bomb: 47%
Cut Throat: 40%
Suffocated: 40%
Drowning: 33%
Disease: 33%
Natural Causes: 33%

All i gotta say is ed:

RaNgeR 08-27-2005 03:50 PM

Yeah its kind of sad....and pabst is shit. Cant wait for madison @ halloween

Miscguy 08-27-2005 04:48 PM

Ironically, i just went on a hike, alone... Pics sometime this week.

[DAS REICH] Blitz 08-27-2005 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Miscguy
Ironically, i just went on a hike, alone... Pics sometime this week.

i envy you cry:


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