my cat just raped me.
 

yeah I got home and I see my cat ontop of the fence. he couldnt get down. So I climb up and get him. As im holding onto him he slashes me in my face causing me to lose balance. I land on a chair, then on my hip as I hit the ground from about 10 feet up. I think I messed something up. This caused my glasses to go flying off my head and under the deck. So now I cant see. As I get up, (my cat still on me), he slashes my hand. so now I have a gash on my hand, on my forhead, and a messed up hip. fuck going to school tomorrow.

Kill him.

O shit Cat Pwnage! rock:

Fag, it was consensual.

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lol, i thought it was buckweed who started his thread, he has it coming from all that torturing hes done to elmo.

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Suck it up you woman.

Owned by your cat. rock:

that sucks

but i like your avatar. Streetlight Manifesto!

[quote="Apocalypse | NoW":f0411]Owned by your cat. rock:[/quote:f0411]

..you started the fight and now you're using that "he could't get down"
bullshit to try to put the blame on your good-natured little cat.... annoy:

Loool - Next time punch it in the pussy/penis.

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[quote="Eight Ace":530f5]..you started the fight and now you're using that "he could't get down"
bullshit to try to put the blame on your good-natured little cat.... annoy:[/quote:530f5]
I pray you are joking.

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Any relation?

[quote=Whatada]Any relation?[/quote:63653]

looks like that goat I did the money shot with.

dude dog dick packs a wallop

That'll learn you. Next time leave the fucker there. He got up there, he can get down.

You deserved it Forte!

thats true for the most part. unless the height between the cat and the ground is way too high.

cats are bitches man..

cats are stuck up yeah, but they're cute. dogs are cute too. but dumb. they're like the loyal dumb fanboys of their owners.

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":f8547]You deserved it Forte![/quote:f8547]

im quite disappointed, I was expecting to read a hardcore porn/beastality story.

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":15475]im quite disappointed, I was expecting to read a hardcore porn/beastality story.[/quote:15475]
ROFL... I had underlying hopes for this too... But I knew it would not happen.

You are your cats' bitch.

[quote=Akuma]ROFL... I had underlying hopes for this too... But I knew it would not happen.[/quote:5deb9]

ill write my experience with the goat down a pm it to you 2.

[quote=Akuma][/quote:9a159]