Caught Red Handed?
 

My cat caught me jackin off the other day...

Have any of you dudes and dudettes ever been caught out in a sticky situation? Like literally with your pants down....? Or with another lady/dude that you shouldn't be with?

Tell me as I want some stories to thump my love pump too....

Ewwww....you were touching you're weenie???? YUUUUUUCCCK.

[quote="Doctor Duffy":8bead]Ewwww....you were touching you're weenie???? YUUUUUUCCCK.[/quote:8bead]

Yeh It's a nasty habit you end up with after you go through puberty

p.s hang in there, youll love it wen u cn do it too happy:

I just had my first experience. Hold on, Im coming back with pics.

Nope havn't been caught like that.

I got caught with my hand in my pants while on the bed, but never full blown. I tend to be really secretive about it. I dont whip it out just because it happens to be hard.

[quote="Doctor Duffy":e6fae]I got caught with my hand in my pants while on the bed, but never full blown. I tend to be really secretive about it. I dont whip it out just because it happens to be hard.[/quote:e6fae]

SELF CONTROL FTWWWWWWWWW

beer:

LOCT due to hi-jacking and hand jacking.

This thread is to funny to lock arkan ,i just deleted the bull shit.

I got caught getting a BJ with my dog just sitting there staring at me, i was kinda feeling bad at first cause its the family dog, and he was just tainted wathcing me get blown. Than he walked over from the other side of the bed and tried to sniff my penis but my gf shoed him away. rofl, keep this going, its funny.

my sister walked in on me whacking off to some asian pr0n. on my gfs 18th bday, a cop busted us shagging in the back seat of my car. he lectured us and told us to gtfo.

ROFL!

Rolf, my dog does the same. She likes to sleep in my room, and on weekends I usually the start the day off with a bang by wanking it. She stares at me, and sniffs endlessly, trying to get her nose under the covers.

[quote="Doctor Duffy":99f15]Rolf, my dog does the same. She likes to sleep in my room, and on weekends I usually the start the day off with a bang by wanking it. She stares at me, and sniffs endlessly, trying to get her nose under the covers.[/quote:99f15]let her you'll enjoy it

[quote=Bullitt]let her you'll enjoy it[/quote:f988d]
... annoy: ban:

i've been caught once rock:

who was the guy who made a thread several years ago about his friend catching him beating off right when jizzed? was it Buck?

Nah it was buck walking in on his mate jacking off in his room.

Never been caught... I have ritauls and to many percautions to prevent such a scarring event.

i wanna fucking whack it right now but my parents are home mad:

ive never been caught almost tho ive came close like 3 times

eek:

Go to bedroom, lock bedroom door, load up whacking material of choice, drop pants and whack it. ed:

I dont have a VCR, PC, or dvd player in my bedroom, just a tv, so im stuck doing it in the open which is why i do it when no ones home or just dont do it at all. Plus my gf has dropped my wanking stats so i dont have to do it as much as i use to.

rofl, you spank it in the living room?? fuck that, never let a woman come between you and pulling your pork.

Mart: I love you babe.
Chick: WTF !

My little brother was like 9 when he walked down stairs and was getting a bj.....lucky she was under the covers...I was like did you find it...and she grabbed some shit from the side of the bed and was like YEP RIGHT HERe and came back up...


My dad walked down on me once too when I was like 13 or 14....Victoria Secret Catalog rock:

happy:

Never got caught yet.

no tv?! just use your imagination! oOo:

same. I only do it after everyone is asleep or away.

bingo, though im fucking aware...like if i hear the ground rattle avbove me i stop andlisten to make sure it aint peeps comin downstairs.

aahhaha

Just had some girls boyfriend walk in on us once while she was on top of me massaging my back (he still had her key). He took one look at me and left with her in tow. She returned 30 minutes later. Later in the night, as i was giving it to her, that deranged "ex" of hers was knocking on the bedroom window!! Fucker knew i was still inside shagging his girl. That was a real bizzare night.

My mates tried to record me banging a chick at a house party, sick fukas... Then at a family party I got a lil tipsy with my Dad & we started talking about girls n stuff. My old man has some great stories. One time back in the 60's he was with this girl out in the country on a beautiful summers day & they were getting it on in the car. Right when they were in the middle of doing it they suddenly start hearing horns in the distance. A few minutes later an English fox hunting party charges past right alongside the car rock:

I was banging this chick, on the hood of her car, parked in the entrance to a corn field, when a sherrif came screaming down the road chasing some guy for FSM knows what. I never lost a stroke.

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":2c536]English fox hunting party charges past right alongside the car rock:[/quote:2c536]
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They still do that...? eek:

Little do you kknow there was some filthy hicks in the cornfield recording you, the tapes on bit torrent if you want to see it. ed: annoy:

[quote=Akuma]....






They still do that...? eek:[/quote:10e91]


Far as i know they dont, its a bloodsport so the upper class wankers who get off by settings dogs on foxes can't do it anymore. Pip pip tally ho old boy, yeah welcome to the year 2005 you stuck in the past sacks of shit. oOo:

dance: beer: congrats to your little brother

I think he means HE was getting the BJ, not his brother.

Or did you know that, and that was your point. eek:

Anyways, never been caught, I take precautions

Bingo.