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imported_Fluffy_Bunny 09-12-2005 04:48 PM

England wins the ashes
 
for those of you that follow cricket, take that ye smelly colonials! biggrin:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket ... 237610.stm

Merlin122 09-12-2005 04:50 PM

all i know about cricket is that the announcers get really drunk during the games and say the most delightful things about eachother's mothers happy:

Tripper 09-12-2005 05:16 PM

the_finger:

Mr.Buttocks 09-12-2005 05:18 PM

Re: England wins the ashes
 
[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":f11bc]

cricket[/quote:f11bc]

eek:

geRV 09-12-2005 05:23 PM

Re: England wins the ashes
 
[quote="Mr.Buttocks":af77e][quote="Fluffy_Bunny":af77e]

cricket[/quote:af77e]

eek:[/quote:af77e]

Paint drying competition on bbc 1 if anyones interested.

Tripper 09-12-2005 05:36 PM

Only fags play snooker

geRV 09-12-2005 05:36 PM

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Only fags play snooker

Suprised you're not a pro at it then if thats the case. sleeping:

Short Hand 09-12-2005 05:37 PM

filthy limy's.

Tripper 09-12-2005 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by geRV
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Originally Posted by Tripper
Only fags play snooker

Suprised you're not a pro at it then if thats the case. sleeping:

I am a pro - I could beat you just using my feet.

Simo Häyhä 09-12-2005 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Tripper
Only fags play snooker

quad-anal penetration

geRV 09-12-2005 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Tripper
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Originally Posted by geRV
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Originally Posted by Tripper
Only fags play snooker

Suprised you're not a pro at it then if thats the case. sleeping:

I am a pro - I could beat you just using my feet.

Sorry, i don't play pro fags. hake:

Tripper 09-12-2005 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by geRV
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Originally Posted by Tripper
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Originally Posted by geRV
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Originally Posted by Tripper
Only fags play snooker

Suprised you're not a pro at it then if thats the case. sleeping:

I am a pro - I could beat you just using my feet.

Sorry, i don't play pro fags. hake:

Hate-monger.

geRV 09-12-2005 05:40 PM

[quote=Tripper]
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Originally Posted by "Tripper":9ba6f
Only fags play snooker

Suprised you're not a pro at it then if thats the case. sleeping:

I am a pro - I could beat you just using my feet.

Sorry, i don't play pro fags. hake:

Hate-monger.[/quote:9ba6f]

No, just the after match victory sodomy i don't like.

Simo Häyhä 09-12-2005 05:42 PM

hey geRV spank:


love you

geRV 09-12-2005 05:44 PM

[quote="Simo Häyhä":28bc0]hey geRV spank:


love you[/quote:28bc0]

Hey simo











[img]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gerald.marley/Smilie/emot-dong.gif[/img]

Tripper 09-12-2005 06:08 PM

[quote=geRV][quote=Tripper]
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Originally Posted by Tripper
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Originally Posted by "geRV":3c03b
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Originally Posted by "Tripper":3c03b
Only fags play snooker

Suprised you're not a pro at it then if thats the case. sleeping:

I am a pro - I could beat you just using my feet.

Sorry, i don't play pro fags. hake:

Hate-monger.[/quote:3c03b]

No, just the after match victory sodomy i don't like.[/quote:3c03b]

Not every gay man wants to jump your bones.

Scalping Chief 09-12-2005 08:50 PM

Sure they won the Ashes. But they lost to some crap Northern Ireland team in Football oOo: good luck Qualifing for 2006 WC

Poseidon 09-12-2005 10:33 PM

I watched it yesterday it was a very entertaining test! LMAO at that england batter getting hit 3 times in a row!! (2 times in his ribs and 1 time on his glove)

TGB! 09-12-2005 10:52 PM

[quote:8cd1c]England wins the ashes[/quote:8cd1c]

The fuck. . .

Old Reliable 09-13-2005 01:08 AM

awesome, damn aussies were unstoppable until this year when bangladesh got them. lol

Mr.Buttocks 09-13-2005 08:10 AM

See the little pepperpot type thing the guy on the right is holding....


[img]http://img310.imageshack.us/img310/1534/13317638tg.jpg[/img]



......that's what they won. eek:

elstatec 09-13-2005 08:12 AM

cricket blows but anything to beat the aussie scum

Nyck 09-13-2005 03:29 PM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":32441]See the little pepperpot type thing the guy on the right is holding....


[img]http://img310.imageshack.us/img310/1534/13317638tg.jpg[/img]



......that's what they won. eek:[/quote:32441]

wow...congratulations on the win...now grind that peper dispenser shit up over my salad sleeping:

geRV 09-13-2005 03:36 PM

[quote:968c0]The series is named after a satirical obituary published in The Sporting Times in 1882 following the match at The Oval in which Australia beat England in England for the first time. The obituary stated that English cricket had died, and the body will be cremated and the ashes taken to Australia. The English media dubbed the next English tour to Australia as the quest to regain The Ashes. A small terracotta urn was presented to the England captain Ivo Bligh by a group of Melbourne women after England's victory in the Test series. The urn is reputed to contain a set of burnt bails symbolising "the ashes of English cricket". While the urn has come to symbolise the Ashes series, the name The Ashes predates the existence of the urn. The urn is not used as the trophy for the Ashes series, and whichever side "holds" the Ashes, the urn remains in the MCC Museum at Lord's. Since the 1998/99 Ashes series, a Waterford crystal trophy has been presented to the winners.

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Eight Ace 09-13-2005 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by elstatec
cricket blows but anything to beat the aussie scum

fuck off you unwashed pommy cunt


bot: great test series, loved every game...and the english team deserved their win.

Tripper 09-13-2005 04:27 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":ccacc]
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Originally Posted by elstatec
cricket blows but anything to beat the aussie scum

fuck off you unwashed pommy cunt
[/quote:ccacc]

LOL

elstatec 09-13-2005 04:33 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":e5948]
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Originally Posted by elstatec
cricket blows but anything to beat the aussie scum

fuck off you unwashed pommy cunt


bot: great test series, loved every game...and the english team deserved their win.[/quote:e5948]


hellfire:


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