Kid falls out of whore britney
 

http://news.yahoo.com/s/eo/20050914/en_celeb_eo/17362

1st line is fucking LOL

ps shes a pussy and went in to have a c section...because she didnt want to deal with labor.

moving on...

lollllll

Modern day Adam that man.

kill all 3 of them

I concur.

PS: My mom called women who get c-sections just out of spite "fucking retards".

Re: Kid falls out of whore britney
 

Try squeezing out a basketball through your tight little balloon knot.

imwithstupid:

Re: Kid falls out of whore britney
 

Goatse could.

[OffTopic] Lmfao at your NyckWest[Teamkills] sig buck [/offtopic]

check bf2 thread for the real story

Re: Kid falls out of whore britney
 

yeah. whats so wrong with not wanting to feel the pain of child birth?

might as well stop using sex for impregnation

ps die britney/family

[quote:71cfb]Britney Spears has helped husband Kevin Federline multiply and replenish the earth. Again.[/quote:71cfb]

lmao

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Nah! she didnt want anyone to see ur pussy cat.

Fuck's sake, either give birth to the baby the real way or not have sex at all.

Also whats with celeberties naming their kids wierd names like "Apple", "Scout", "London", etc.etc.

oOo:




plzdie:

Just.. don't speak.. 'Kay?... 'js don't.

That would be funny if someone started a website or show called, Celebritys in Pain, and one of the videos was a secret Cam of Britney Spears giving birth. hellfire:

Or if they hit every celebrity on earth over the back of the head with a frozen trout. In fact that would be like 60,000x better.

dance:

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lol, balloon knot biggrin:

Now she shall have disgusting streach marks and scars on her body...hope it was worth it, i gurantee that fag husband will leave her within the year.

ja

i saw the scars once on an amateur site. took me awhile to figure out what it was. pretty ugly.

[quote:5e449]Again.[/quote:5e449]
LMFAO! plus 1 for this

Poor kid...

ya.. the poor bastard never got a peice of that snatch... He came so close too...

not all women get them ... if they take care of their skins whilst they in most cases dont.

What a lazy bitch. She might as well have paid someone else to carry her satanic offspring.

^^^^wife used skin products and took care of her skin and her tummy is flat and she has no marks. rock: rock: rock:

MILFs=HOT!

Yeah, she has a lovely stomach.

^^LOL

Your mom is a bitch. My mom had no choice but to have a C-section. Your mom is a fucking retard for even thinking that yet alone saying it.

[quote="TGB!":b9a93]She's a whore - because?

My mother had a C-Section. . .kindly go fuck yourselves.[/quote:b9a93]

Thats understandable with that huge fucking head of yours.

I am sure however that your mom did try a natural vaginal birth but your watermelon sized head proved to be too huge of an obstacle and prevented it. She however probably didn't go in and say Doc just cut that motherfucker out...I don't want to go through labor.

Now then find your said mother and attempt to climb back into the womb thanks.

[quote=Nyck]Thats understandable with that huge fucking head of yours.

I am sure however that your mom did try a natural vaginal birth but your watermelon sized head proved to be too huge of an obstacle and prevented it. She however probably didn't go in and say Doc just cut that motherfucker out...I don't want to go through labor.

Now then find your said mother and attempt to climb back into the womb thanks.[/quote:04ea7]

No C-Section for you folks then. . .I'm sure the Wide Vagina on Ol Betsy (read: your wife) is big enough to slip a Buick through (your choice of year). . .seriously though - when hitting it from behind do you every have to pull out a map to figure out where the fuck you are on that land-mass?

Your mother should have aborted you, TGB!

This thread took a divebomb eh. oOo:

[quote="TGB!":b44c0][quote=Nyck]Thats understandable with that huge fucking head of yours.

I am sure however that your mom did try a natural vaginal birth but your watermelon sized head proved to be too huge of an obstacle and prevented it. She however probably didn't go in and say Doc just cut that motherfucker out...I don't want to go through labor.

Now then find your said mother and attempt to climb back into the womb thanks.[/quote:b44c0]

No C-Section for you folks then. . .I'm sure the Wide Vagina on Ol Betsy (read: your wife) is big enough to slip a Buick through (your choice of year). . .seriously though - when hitting it from behind do you every have to pull out a map to figure out where the fuck you are on that land-mass?[/quote:b44c0]rofl. that was funny. i told my sister about the c section thing and why britney did it and my sister disaproved. saying that giving birth the natural way makes the mother appreciate the child more. i dunno...does having a c section make the mother a less caring/loving person to the child? doubtful. so i still don't see whats wrong with how she gave birth. she had the money and the want to not wanna feel the pain of child birth. big deal. oh noooo she didn't give birth the way most normal women do the world is ending let's judge the shit out of her. stupid:

.Great job insulting my wife you fucking twat . Why dont you just go fuck yourself. seriously, you big fuckin piece of shit. Takes a real man to insult someone wife.

ooo look he hit a nerve. God damn right you did you mother fucker, Im sick and fucking tired of people insulting my wife. Is she overweight, yea. Do I give a fuck...no because I love her and she is a terrific person. Maybe someday you might move out of your momma's house and find someone like that. I seriously doubt it though since you're a fucking cynical little bitch, who probably has no one to ever come home too beside his right hand, a bottle of jergens lotion and this months White chicks who love black dicks magazine.

Enjoy your sloppy seconds and jerking off you fuckin stain on humanity.

At least one positive thing comes from your total lack of any maturity, you'll never be able procreate unless by the miracle of science you knock up your own hand.

go and get fucked.

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