Top Things NOT to say to another guy
 

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but seks? ed:

y elo thar!

man I was fappin about 5 mins ago

i want j00

You know I dont want to sound gay or anything but Unicorns RULE biggrin:

ps that movie owns

i have fat c00ck

post pics

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"You have nice hands."

thats just gay oOo:

When you're taking a piss in a public toilet, look to your left/right, give a cheeky grin & say... "I can see your willy!'


I do this all the time hellfire:

i gonna try that once too happy:

shawn is cute

can i touch your cock spam2:

It's true.

Thing not to say to a dude:
-"dude...i forgot what size condom i use. i'm kinda busy right now though so can you pull it on me to see if it fits?" oOo:

-"hmm. i'm can't tell the difference between men and women." (dude proceeds to grab another dude's crotch)

-Comatose: nyck, i think you're cute without the goatee.

-Nyck: .... (proceeds to knock coma's lights out.

meh! i tried. they suck lol loney:

You're right. They do suck.

your hair looks cute today

lets rub our cocks together just to see how it feels

Shaun of the Dead? Nah. Let's rent "Dirty Dancing".

I love myself; I want you to love me
When I feel down; I want you above me
I search myself; I want you to find me
I forget myself; I want you to remind me

"Lets masturbate together"
"Lets compare penis sizes"

excuse me m8, I bet I could get your penis rock hard just
by licking your nipples, my cock is rampant right now btw...

"I frosted my hair. you like?"

Sorry, I didn't mean to put my cock in your mouth.

Varg Vikernes killed someone for that.

i want to ringa-ding your dinga-ling

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":8d29d]i want to ringa-ding your dinga-ling[/quote:8d29d]

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Sorry for cumming in your toaster pastry.

Being in a High School Gym class and in a change room full of dudes and one guy says to another.. (might I add being in nothing but boxers) "Dam you got a nice body... Do you work out?".

I would love to shoot your cum out my nose.

how big are you? oOo:

lol wtf

can i drink all of your beer.

I'm Himmler's friend.

There's no 'I' in Sodomy.

Lets rub our fat cocks together.

will you pick up my pencil

I love those pants where you get em?

I didn't think I was gay, but seeing you standing there...looking like that..