lady troubles
 

alright, so i'm back into dating again. I'm dating this girl named nicole. Everything was great for the first week or so. But this week, shits hit the fan. She keeps accusing me of being jealous of other people when i'm clearly not. She keeps accusing me of wanting to do sexual shit with her when i obviously want to take it slow. Whats a nigga to do? I needs help.

I love these!!!
Lets get the obvious one out of the way for ya...

pee in her butt

and... begin.

It's true. She was cool for like a week, then she just flipped out. We think it may be a conspiracy from my ex, who we make fun of constantly for having stupid suburban white girl syndrome.

who the fuck are you. Anyways shes probably got that PMS shit.

well dale, thats really only a theory and your ex has been fairly civil for the past few weeks. but the other night was uncalled for. She began giving me the third degree over wether or not i should be dating her. Its not her business and her kindly fucking off would be a great help.

She's been civil because i haven't been laying into her every chance I got. Maybe she'll reject Tim and he'll snap and kill her. We can only hope.

Bring a camera with you if she does.

ever heard of AIM? seeing how you know each other talk to eachother on there douchebags.

i just don't like the way your ex treats people. thats the only real problem i've ever had with her and now it seems like she trying to muder me.

[quote="Unknown_Sniper":b9f41]ever heard of AIM? seeing how you know each other talk to eachother on there douchebags.[/quote:b9f41]


go cry about that someplace else. Either help or ignore this topic.

I did help. I told you your girlfriend was a pms'y bitch who you should fuck and chuck.

kill her

Give her avion flu.

damnit I forgot that one!

If you cant figure out chick problems on your own, you shouldnt be dating... or go to relationship counselling, dont come to aa.com

I've been in the situation and all you can really do is casually talk to her about it. Don't sit her down and say "Hey, we need to talk"...thats always bad news. Next time your out with her just play it cool and don't bring it up. Just act normal and try not to start an argument. Every girl is different so try not to bring anything up that would offend her or make her raise her tone. If she truely wants to fix things she will listen.

pretty good advice kapko. I hope me and her will be able to chill soon. It wouldn't hurt to test it out. thannks again babe rock:

just tap that shit and move on, drain her like a vampire

[quote="newt.":631ce]just tap that shit and move on, drain her like a vampire[/quote:631ce]
amen

date someone else?

[quote="newt.":de792]just tap that shit and move on, drain her like a vampire[/quote:de792]

Finally newton makes some sense!

You're like 17 right...welcome to teenage girls.

Jesus, are you that stupid?

half of the guys who read this havent been laid, or get laid out of pity (i.e. pyro) biggrin:

Dont ever share your girl problems on gf1.

and after ONE week? come on, if there are problems that early....it will never work out.

ignore her, then fuk her sister and two best friends.

if she gives you a gun rack, run.

a penis extension will probably do the trick.

while she is pretty good lookin, her friends are about as appealing as a handjob from the grim reaper.

I disagree, although we have lots of ugly and "inside" guys on here, there are plenty of fat chicks in this world that are beggin for ugly guy sex.

excluding you, fucking abercrombie model...


beer:

LOL.

if you guys are fussing and fighting this early on in your relationship, shes prolly trying to figure a way out. are you tired of this shit? tell her and give her a choice to either stfu about accusing your or shove off. youre not gonna marry her are you? move on to the next. dont play games, man. tell her straight that you dont wanna have to have these arguments anymore and that you are gonna leave if it doesnt stop. then again, if shes getting nasty, why even wait. just bail on her.

Jesus H. Christ, not another "chick" situation. The sooner you fuckers heed Uncle Arkans advice, the better off you'll all be.

Tell this cunt you have no time for bullshit drama in your life. Kick her to the curb and move on. She's just wasting your precious time. Go find yourself someone who doesn't play head games. I bet the cunt is a brunette ! Let her be someone elses headache.

do the ol' fuck n chuck biggrin:

All you need to do is play it cool. Act like it doesn't bother you. If she comes up with something else outrageous, leave her and move on to the next.

Just make sure it's you that dumps her. That's what high school relationships are all about. There's alot more pride in being the dumper as opposed to the dumpee when you're both in the same high school.

If she doesn't pull anymore shit then maybe she seriously believed in her accusations....Do you think maybe she misread you? If you honestly don't then I'd say she was a crazy bitch and if I were you I'd fuckscram the relationship.

How much do you actually like her?

Yeah, it seems they've worked out there problems. Currently Merlin isn't even sure if they're dating still because they decided to take a break. He really likes her, and she pretty much explained that she was being a complete idiot and taking out her shit on him. Well, we'll see, I hear they're going to a renaissance fair togeather tomorrow.

"lay lady lay..suck on my cock, a little while..."

B.Dylan

whatever the hell she was on. she snapped out of it. she's back to being her regular self. I like her very much. Enough to break my dating in highschool lesson that i learned with dating another girl. Thank you all for your feedback. feel free to lock this

if shes like that in your 2nd week then that is a pure sign of run now.

A boston steamer will cure what ail's ya.

Merlin this is agent Tony Almeida, do not lock this thread, that treacherous whore could
make an attempt on ur life at any time...post every 5mins...Jin-Roh and Bauer are on their way... cool: