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Jin-Roh 10-08-2005 05:12 PM

The benefits of being friends with a cop...
 
Can't get a ticket from anyother one.. biggrin:

Met a cop last night that was bored as fuck and he let us follow him around on his calls. He gave us these passes to avoid getting tickets. He is badass. rock:

Akuma 10-08-2005 05:15 PM

scan the pass so we can all print them out

anti 10-08-2005 05:17 PM

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scan the pass so we can all print them out


Coleman 10-08-2005 05:29 PM

one of my roommate's dad is a NY state trooper. He has a family card that gets him out of tickets. He said he dodged over 12 tickets so far ed:

Mr.Buttocks 10-08-2005 05:31 PM

Police corruption. annoy:

Judas 10-08-2005 05:36 PM

cops suk.

[DAS REICH] Blitz 10-08-2005 05:38 PM

... is it like no tickets if the police catch you doing 130mph or drinking while driving? or is it minor stuff?

Coleman 10-08-2005 05:40 PM

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":80d7d]... is it like no tickets if the police catch you doing 130mph or drinking while driving? or is it minor stuff?[/quote:80d7d]the ones he got out of were for speeding ones and going through red lights. (not at the same time though...that'd be very very dangerous ha)

Jin-Roh 10-08-2005 05:42 PM

I'm sure they are for mostly minor things. Still pretty cool, I guess.

Akuma 10-08-2005 05:47 PM

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scan the pass so we can all print them out


Fucking do it.

Himmler 10-08-2005 05:54 PM

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scan the pass so we can all print them out


Fucking do it.

if you dont do it ill come to your house and rape your sister

Miscguy 10-08-2005 06:16 PM

lead by example... or just be above the law you enforce, whatever.

KTOG 10-08-2005 06:21 PM

wops

Stammer 10-08-2005 06:34 PM

nips

Scorpion -]M15F1T[- 10-08-2005 06:58 PM

contact internal affairs!

Sgt. Paine 10-08-2005 06:59 PM

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scan the pass so we can all print them out


Fucking do it.

if you dont do it ill come to your house and rape your sister

me and himmler at the same time, and maybe arkan

geRV 10-08-2005 07:01 PM

How in the fuck is there such a thing as a "card" to get you out of getting tickets? oOo:

Yeah im sorry officer i was doing 150mph knocked down 2 old age pensioners, flattened your only child and your wifes brains are now permanently attached to my hood but have this ticket. *drives off*



oOo: oOo:

What gonna be next? giving out fucking coupons entitling you to one homocide before a certain date or something?

9mm BeRetTa 10-08-2005 07:21 PM

I think it just gets you out of trouble for minor speeding tickets, for example 50 in a 40 or something like that.

I know some people who have them, sadly I do not.

Johnj 10-08-2005 07:33 PM

Good luck trying to use it with any cop but the one who gave it to you. Might as well use a "get out of jail for free" pass from your Monoply game.

anti 10-08-2005 07:35 PM

scan it

geRV 10-08-2005 07:36 PM

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scan it

Scan your balls (again) and plzdie:

Himmler 10-08-2005 07:39 PM

actually i met this cop last week that was interested in buying my car and he said to give him a call if i ever get a ticket and gave me his business card with his number on the back. it turns out im not selling my car at what he offered, so i dont know if he will be happy to help me if i ever take him up on his offer.

geRV 10-08-2005 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Himmler
actually i met this cop last week that was interested in buying my car and he said to give him a call if i ever get a ticket and gave me his business card with his number on the back. it turns out im not selling my car at what he offered, so i dont know if he will be happy to help me if i ever take him up on his offer.

He'll do the same deal if you give him road head while he has "blues and two's" blaring. wallbash:

Himmler 10-08-2005 07:45 PM

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actually i met this cop last week that was interested in buying my car and he said to give him a call if i ever get a ticket and gave me his business card with his number on the back. it turns out im not selling my car at what he offered, so i dont know if he will be happy to help me if i ever take him up on his offer.

He'll do the same deal if you give him road head while he has "blues and two's" blaring. wallbash:

hahaha, probably.

Unknown_Sniper 10-08-2005 07:58 PM

actually california has a huge thing like that. Lots of people who own exotics pay about $1800 a year and they get a card and a liscense plate fram that say they are part of some CHP club or something. It basically gets them out of big fines and tickets for speeding.

m00nraker 10-08-2005 08:01 PM

Yeah right.

Ive read up on police officer forums, trust me, that card wont do shit for you. Just like people who put Police association stickers on their car, thinking the cops wont stop them cause they try to fool them that they are a cop also spank:

Arkan 10-09-2005 10:50 AM

Ok, i'm older than most of you guys here so i can speak from experience. A few ways of "getting out of a ticket"

1. The offense can't be too fuckin' crazy
2. Pull over and give officer PLENTY of room...don't leave him standing in traffic
3. Be courteous
4. If you have one of those silly cards, ask him "will this help any?" as you hand him your licence.
5. Listen to him.....don't question him
6. Make the officer feel safe (pull over w/room, turn off engine, roll down windows, turn on interior lights, have ID ready, and place hands on wheel)

You follow these simple rules and chances of you getting a verbal instead of a ticket are increased. You just have to use some common sense. Other than a parking ticket (when i wasn't around), i only got ticketed once.

Note: I had a cop question me once about me pulling up far on the grass on a major hwy, i just said "I wanted to make sure you were safe getting out of your car Sir". Cop liked that and told me to drive safe and have a good day after a clean license check.

Unknown_Sniper 10-09-2005 11:48 AM

Thats how I do it when I get pulled over. WE dont have fancy cards up here. Usually when I see a cop flip on his lights and I know its me I pull over well before hes behind me and I wait for him with windows down(if weather permits) and the car turned off. Knock on wood but I havent got a ticket for speeding yet.

CoMaToSe 10-09-2005 02:03 PM

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cops suk.

why? oOo:

Sgt>Stackem 10-09-2005 03:12 PM

if you treat the officer with the respect he DESERVES often you wont even get a ticket

anti 10-09-2005 03:33 PM

[quote="Sgt>Stackem":7a569]if you treat the officer with the respect he DESERVES often you wont even get a ticket[/quote:7a569]

its easy for you and arkan to say. sometimes for officers it doesnt matter how much respect you treat them with, if youre a young kid with a bit of roughness to him - youre fucked.

Milla 10-09-2005 03:49 PM

Not even if you have roughness...if your just a young kid your fucked. I got a ticket on my 4th day of driving...obviously the cop knew that because i had that paper telling me i could drive, but i didnt have my license. I was doing 35 in a 25, when the rest of the mall area its 35 (except this one street) it was 11 pm it was a school night and i just got off work and i was going home, no one was on the road. And he pulled me over and didnt even cut me any slack, gave me a ticket, no speech or anything, just a flat out ticket. I had to do 40 hours of community service at the hospital for that shit.

anti 10-09-2005 03:53 PM

offtopic - who keeps -1ing me and why? show yourself!

Milla 10-09-2005 03:54 PM

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offtopic - who keeps -1ing me and why? show yourself!

sex me.

Arkan 10-09-2005 04:11 PM

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Not even if you have roughness...if your just a young kid your fucked...........


You guys are forgetting i was young once too. I got pulled over alot more as a youth than i do now and only got that one ticket. I followed those rules closely as a kid and it payed off.

Akuma 10-09-2005 04:15 PM

Does it make cops mad if you pull over to the left? Like on an 4 lane highway with a median.

I've always wondered if I should immediately pull over to the left if I'm in the passing lane, or move over then pull over to the right.

Pyro 10-09-2005 04:19 PM

[quote="Sgt>Stackem":0a211]if you treat the officer with the respect he DESERVES often you wont even get a ticket[/quote:0a211]

Well if he pulls us over for the reason that we're young drivers and the car looks the way it does when no offence is being done...then respect is NOT deserved...a punch in the fucking face should apply instead.

Arkan 10-09-2005 04:21 PM

Pyro, you'll need to put on about 125 more pounds before you can even "think" that. In the meantime, go back to playing x-box.

Pyro 10-09-2005 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Arkan
Pyro, you'll need to put on about 125 more pounds before you can even "think" that. In the meantime, go back to playing x-box.

I drive my Dads grand am...my friend deals with the shit while I just talk.

geRV 10-09-2005 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Pyro
a punch in the fucking face should apply instead.

Then you get sodomised with a nightstick. oOo:


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