so my friend has this disgusting foot odour problem
 

I told him to take his fuckin socks off, but it just doesnt go away, he got kicked out of his house(again) and hasnt showered in a week, and I told him he cant live at my house (again) this is the same friend that I caught masturbating in my room. Since this fuck has been kicked out of his house, he hasnt showered in a godamn week and is stinking up my damn computer chair and bed sheets and just generally my room.

this is unbearable, someone help

here is a picture of his sleezy ass sleeping on my floor after I kicked him off my bed

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here's an idea: kick him out of your house.

murder him in his sleep, and hide the body

Fabreeze him.

[quote="dr nein":20a61]here's an idea: kick him out of your house.[/quote:20a61]he doesnt listen, and I cant just boot him out, he has no where to go, his parents are fucked.

plus this guy has a girlfriend, and I told him to go stay with her, an actual GIRL instead of staying with me, plus he can fuck her anytime he's around her, but would rather be around me. rolleyes:

I told him I leave for work at 7am tomorrow and he has to leave, once he's gone, that'l give me like 2 days of ME TIME, until he invites himself back over again. cuss:

call the cops? i know its a bad thing to do to your friend but what kind of friend invites himself over and lives like that in the first place?

it's not really a situation where I can get the police involved. It's just really annoying that he does this alot. I just wish his parents would smarten up, his family is wealthy too, and he's over here eating my food and shit, he told me that his dad is buying a house for 1.5mill soon, Ive been over to house and his family is loaded.

Throw shit at him. By shit, I mean literal fecal matter.

Should I tea bag him?

if you're really his friend then kicking him out would be good for him.

tell him to take a shower?

spill something on him so he'll be forced to take a shower!

I had a buddy like that once. Lived with me for a month and had the balls to ask for some money back that he lent me earlier. The way i look at it, he still owes me.

Just get him to take a shower, hes your friend, dont throw him out,man. Hes prolly embarassed to have to come to you like this, but if you think he has nowhere else to go then you should be there for him. Give him a towel and let him borrow some clothes.

i also haven't masturbated in a while because of his presence and it's killing me

Go in the bathroom

I need material and all my stuff is on my PC which is in my room which he happens to be in. plus people will hear me fapping in the bathroom

why wont he take a shower? id be like man, im sorry but you need to shower if you want to stay here ffs.

as a matter of fact, I told him to take a shower, but the sunuva bitch refused to take one.

why? is he retarted? be like man you HAVE to take one or your going to have to find somewhere else to stay.

My cousin has this autistic guy in his dorm, but hes a genius at computer technologies stuff.
Anyway, this kid goes to the bathroom every day, and plays with his shit, just shovelling it around and having little wars ("we need *grunt* reinforcements!!") Then he washes his hands for like 2 hours, using all the soap.

You gotta tell this freeloader that as long as he's staying in your room, he needs to show some respect and wash his ass. Does his g/f enjoy his stink? If so, then perhaps he should move in with her.

Get him hammered and drag him into the shower with his clothes on, pour some soap on him and turn the water on.

I never understood people who repeatidly get kicked out of their house. Just STFU and put up with your parents.

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Obviously.

Throw his ass in the shower.

Get him to jerk you off in payment for letting him stay in your room. Not like hes not done that before anyway so blushes are spared. happy:

LOL. buck, just tell him that if he doesn't take an hour taking a shower, he'll have to go. if he doesn't take the shower, then be strong and do what you have to do.

Im sure he did something to get booted out of his house. He needs to go home and fix the problem. The problem is his not yours. Kick his ass out, tell him to man up and go apoligize for whatever he did. You are being taken advantage of, kick his ass out!!!

How about you let him use your shower and give him some clothes.

[quote="Sgt>Stackem":c5394]Im sure he did something to get booted out of his house. He needs to go home and fix the problem.[/quote:c5394]yeah.
What He Did: stink up an entire house.
Solution: Take a shower.
Optional Solution: Murder him.

As for giving clothes, meh. let el stankcheese go and get some of his own clothes. Even if hes kicked out they'd still probably throw them out to him.

Anyway chris, why'd this dildo get chucked out of the house again? Thought he was a born again bible thumper?

Fuck him, you told him to clean his ass, he wont. Toss his ass out for just not listening to you. Like his parents. He has to leave sometime, lock, the, doors.

he won't cooperate so kick him out and tell him you're doing it for his own good.

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Next time he falls asleep, put gum in his hair.

His parents said "You're old enough to live on your own now"

anyways, I told him he cant stay at my house or chill in my room while im at work, so I work up at 6 and got his ass up, I told him I was going to work soon and if you want me to drop you off somewhere then get the hell up. I dropped him off at his house but he has to sneak him somehow, i dunno anymore, he's gone....for now

and on my way to his house I told him to stfu in the car because his breath smelled like shit. it was brutal