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Coleman 10-31-2005 02:24 AM

More college humor (not nyck's website)
 
We took the couch from our downstairs lobby and put it our room after we rearranged some stuff in our supplemental room. We hijacked the couch, stuffed it on our elevator, and brought it to our room at 3:30am.

[url=http://img488.imageshack.us/my.php?image=couch14cu.jpg:e1ec9][img]http://img488.imageshack.us/img488/4210/couch14cu.th.jpg[/img][/url:e1ec9]
[url=http://img488.imageshack.us/my.php?image=couch20wm.jpg:e1ec9][img]http://img488.imageshack.us/img488/4892/couch20wm.th.jpg[/img][/url:e1ec9]
[url=http://img488.imageshack.us/my.php?image=couch38bl.jpg:e1ec9][img]http://img488.imageshack.us/img488/8145/couch38bl.th.jpg[/img][/url:e1ec9]
[url=http://img488.imageshack.us/my.php?image=couch41et.jpg:e1ec9][img]http://img488.imageshack.us/img488/9320/couch41et.th.jpg[/img][/url:e1ec9]

yeah, i saw my balls were showing in that one picture so...yeah.. happy:

NoLeafClover 10-31-2005 03:22 AM

Depends if anyone from your school reads GF1 biggrin:

Nyck 10-31-2005 04:38 AM

lol you're gonna get expelled

Hawke 10-31-2005 05:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
lol you're gonna get expelled


Johnj 10-31-2005 06:31 AM

One of your "buddies" will rat you out.

cuss:

Sergeant_Scrotum 10-31-2005 06:38 AM

hah its the skinny kid who got jerked from the fat girl! what ever happened with that?

Chronic Diarrhea 10-31-2005 07:42 AM

We did that as well last year. We even tied together a few bottle rockets, lit them up, and threw them down the fire escape stairwell. Needless to say there were flyers all across the dorm hall the next morning telling people to come forward and say who did it or everybody would be fined $50. Nobody ever said anything, and nobody was ever fined. rolleyes:

We didn't even set the fire alarm off, it just made a lot of fucking noise at 3:00 AM. None of us saw the big deal, other than the fact our RA thought somebody got shot, he was crapping his pants.

Akuma 10-31-2005 07:51 AM

pm balls pic

Doctor Duffy 10-31-2005 08:13 AM

You're a bad-ass, Coleman, a rebel like no other. hellfire: hellfire: hellfire:

Mr.Buttocks 10-31-2005 09:31 AM

CLOROX

Zoner 10-31-2005 09:38 AM

FUCK YO COUCH!

You're a hairy bastard. happy:

Unknown_Sniper 10-31-2005 09:40 AM

cool on the couch but fold out futons is where its at. Weve got one that folds out into a two person bed and the mattress is the super thick one so its wicked comfortable.

tomxtr 10-31-2005 09:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner
FUCK YO COUCH!

You're a hairy bastard. happy:

LOL, yeah. The real question is....will anyone want the couch back after you've hung a nut on it?

Coleman 10-31-2005 10:13 AM

so far there isn't anyone going from room to room looking for the couch. Our RA is one of the coolest people. He has to do weekly events with the floor for 'bonding' times. Last week he wrote in the book, "Watched a DVD together"...we all watched girls gone wild in his room. ha. I'm not too worried if he finds out first. He'll just tell us to put it back and that'll be that. I'm more afraid of the other floor's RAs finding out first. They already busted a bunch of kids on our floor for drinking on the 2nd day so 7th Floor is on their shit-list.

Coleman 10-31-2005 10:25 AM

[quote="Sergeant_Scrotum":0535b]hah its the skinny kid who got jerked from the fat girl! what ever happened with that?[/quote:0535b]it's wasn't a fat girl. [url=http://img115.imageshack.us/my.php?image=snag00106dv.jpg:0535b][img]http://img115.imageshack.us/img115/9268/snag00106dv.th.jpg[/img][/url:0535b]

But he has been having a really shitty lucky streak I must say biggrin: . The other day he took advantage of a really really drunk girl. We put a camera in the room when they were doing stuff and got it on film. It wast the funniest thing ever. He was feeling up her shirt and then fixing his wood every 2 seconds. BUT the girl didn't go here and was a good friend of the one guy down the hall. He felt bad for her and deleted it after a few people watched cuss: . Then the other night at the Kayne West concert, he made out with some girl that licked another guy's asshole oOo: SO he essentially was eating out the guy's asscrack. Three nights ago, he got caught walking back from a frat and got fined $300 (that's his second one lol) while the other kids ran and hid in a bush for 1.5 hours happy: .

The only good thing that has happened to him so far is online poker. He entered a $5 tourney on partypoker.com and came in 4th out of 800 some. He won $900 ed:

tomxtr 10-31-2005 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Coleman
Three nights ago, he got caught walking back from a frat and got fined $300 (that's his second one lol) while the other kids ran and hid in a bush for 1.5 hours happy: .

WTF? Why? You can't rush 1st semester or something?

Coleman 10-31-2005 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tomxtr
Quote:

Originally Posted by Coleman
Three nights ago, he got caught walking back from a frat and got fined $300 (that's his second one lol) while the other kids ran and hid in a bush for 1.5 hours happy: .

WTF? Why? You can't rush 1st semester or something?

came back from drinking heavily at the frats. The one kid blew a .34 and the other blew a .29 ed:

Pyro 10-31-2005 04:31 PM

if i lived in the dorm id steal one of the chairs...the chairs in the lobbies own.

Unknown_Sniper 10-31-2005 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Coleman
Quote:

Originally Posted by tomxtr
Quote:

Originally Posted by Coleman
Three nights ago, he got caught walking back from a frat and got fined $300 (that's his second one lol) while the other kids ran and hid in a bush for 1.5 hours happy: .

WTF? Why? You can't rush 1st semester or something?

came back from drinking heavily at the frats. The one kid blew a .34 and the other blew a .29 ed:

thats a good night excluding the busted part.

Short Hand 10-31-2005 04:41 PM

I hope you are getting some like you little friend colemon... biggrin:

Scalping Chief 10-31-2005 04:50 PM

Write randsom letter and place them where the couch was..

Doctor Duffy 10-31-2005 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro
if i lived in the dorm id steal one of the chairs...the chairs in the lobbies own.

if i lived in the dorm room, i'd make out with beautiful young men who resembled Coleman

Nyck 10-31-2005 05:06 PM

[quote="Doctor Duffy":083c0]
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Originally Posted by Pyro
if i lived in the dorm id steal one of the chairs...the chairs in the lobbies own.

if i lived in the dorm room, i'd make out with beautiful young men who resembled Coleman[/quote:083c0]

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KTOG 10-31-2005 05:22 PM

Your pranks/antics are weak.

Whatada 10-31-2005 05:48 PM

replace it with one of those plastic Playskool chair sets.

Stammer 10-31-2005 06:03 PM

lmao at the pedo bear.

Sergeant_Scrotum 10-31-2005 07:49 PM

cut a little peice of fabric off and put it in the lobby with a ransom note "we have your couch"

Jakke 10-31-2005 07:54 PM

pee on it and return it

Coleman 10-31-2005 07:54 PM

So far, nothing has happened. I don't even know if the RA's did their rounds to check if the furniture is there. I'll keep everyone updated.

It fits so perfectly though in our room. I love it.

TonyMontana 10-31-2005 08:16 PM

ahaha cool:

eeves 10-31-2005 08:39 PM

hahah awesome man!

Milla 11-01-2005 12:06 AM

Re: More college humor (not nyck's website)
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Coleman
We took the couch from our downstairs lobby and put it our room after we rearranged some stuff in our supplemental room. We hijacked the couch, stuffed it on our elevator, and brought it to our room at 3:30am.

That bored eh?

Eight Ace 11-01-2005 12:27 AM

Make them think the couch has been in some kind of parallel universe during it's
absence by leaving a remote control and $2.75 in change behind the cushions.

Coleman 11-01-2005 12:47 AM

http://www.derekrohaly.com/videos/cough.avi

happy: happy: happy: He didn't know I was filming.

Himmler 11-01-2005 01:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coleman
www.derekrohaly.com/videos/cough.avi

happy: happy: happy: He didn't know I was filming.

what codec do i need to play that?

and lmao at the couch thing. let us know if u ever get caught with it

Coleman 11-01-2005 01:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Himmler
Quote:

Originally Posted by Coleman
www.derekrohaly.com/videos/cough.avi

happy: happy: happy: He didn't know I was filming.

what codec do i need to play that?

and lmao at the couch thing. let us know if u ever get caught with it

Hmmm, I'm not sure about the codec. I used my webcam to film it. Here's a compelation of random stuff we do in our free time:










23megs though
http://www.derekrohaly.com/videos/compelation.wmv

Himmler 11-01-2005 01:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coleman
Quote:

Originally Posted by Himmler
Quote:

Originally Posted by Coleman
www.derekrohaly.com/videos/cough.avi

happy: happy: happy: He didn't know I was filming.

what codec do i need to play that?

and lmao at the couch thing. let us know if u ever get caught with it

Hmmm, I'm not sure about the codec. I used my webcam to film it. Here's a compelation of random stuff we do in our free time:










23megs though
http://www.derekrohaly.com/videos/compelation.wmv

i just deleted 100+gigs of porn today so im sure i can spare 23mb

Himmler 11-01-2005 01:36 AM

dude you guys are oOo:

when he was lip synching that reminded me of that video with the 2 asian dudes singing a backstreet boys song and the asian in the back playing cs

Poseidon 11-01-2005 01:49 AM

This one? happy:

[url=http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6739710473912337648&q=bsb+-+i+want+it+that+way&pr=goog-sl:2456f]Vid1[/url:2456f]

Found another one.
[url=http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2397532802194226883&q=backstreet+boys:2456f]vid 2[/url:2456f]

Himmler 11-01-2005 01:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Poseidon
This one? happy:

[url=http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6739710473912337648&q=bsb+-+i+want+it+that+way&pr=goog-sl:a7fcd]Vid1[/url:a7fcd]

Found another one.
[url=http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2397532802194226883&q=backstreet+boys:a7fcd]vid 2[/url:a7fcd]

yeah LOL rock: +1


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