Paris Hilton in a car accident?
 

http://aolsvc.news.aol.com/entertainmen ... 2909990008

Too bad she didn't die...

HA

die from running into a parked car at slow speeds? mk.
yeah her BF or who ever he is is dumb.

[quote="Unknown_Sniper":619fc]die from running into a parked car at slow speeds? mk.
yeah her BF or who ever he is is dumb.[/quote:619fc]

She shoulda gone faster. Or the cop shoulda shot her for blowing that kiss.."SHE HAD A BLOWDART I SWEAR!"

Hate to do it but it was inevitable...Her airbags did their job! biggrin:

[quote="Sergeant_Scrotum":e7f47]Hate to do it but it was inevitable...Her airbags did their job! biggrin:[/quote:e7f47]


what airbags? she is a fucking stick.

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what airbags? she is a fucking stick.[/quote:68777]

agreed, no boobage on her at all.

Should have died while she was at it.

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Paris Hilton has boobies. happy:

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I'm glad she's ok.

[quote="Eight Ace":2daae]I'm glad she's ok.[/quote:2daae]
hey fuck you buddy

they played that clip like 30 times in the same hour here in LA like its some huge scoop. she wasnt even driving, her date bumped a parked truck. they should have been reporting on how they were all drunk and this guy was driving. cops didnt make a bust, they let them go.

The driver was sober.

[quote=Akuma]hey fuck you buddy[/quote:d1341]
Just saw it on the news...apparently she's laid-up with a dislocated cunt.

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Like OMG, I am this hick town!


ROFL that one was funny as hell

Is the car ok?

[quote:40537]After the fender-bending accident, Hilton's boyfriend Stavros Niarchos speeds away in her Bentley.[/quote:40537]

....how about he goes to jail and never gets released....wtf was he thinking?

wheres tgb running to the defense of white trash????

should've Tazed the bitch. annoy:

rock:

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":a17ae]Is the car ok?[/quote:a17ae]

Who?