Parties hurt..
 

..when you host them. I have the worst headache.. So many ass fucks and then there are so many coool people. Lots of drunks. Apparently I missed the part when some hot chick got naked. Damn fuckin Jackin the Box. You're all invited. Especially Blase, Himmler, and Madmar (You live in Bay area, right?!). It was indeed, a good night. Wow.

there hasn't been an "i got owned" thread like this in quite awhile

i had a party like a month ago. it was tight. chicks n beer = rock:

did u have buttsekz with a dood?

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":547f7]did u have buttsekz with a dood?[/quote:547f7]

would he be posting it here if he didn't?

LOL - I've never been stupid enough to host a big party at my own house. I'll have a few people round for some drinks like 20 ppl max but I'd never have a bonofied party. Asking for trouble when you actually invite really drunk people to your own house.

Yeah. Only about 10-15 people. 25 at max showed up. Umm... Yeah, I guess my house is somewhat small.

You got to learn how to party and to party in moderation.

Last nite I had an excellent party. We started off with a game plan of going to this what was supposed to be somewhat weak party, and then hopfooting it to another party. Needless to say we go to this weak party and there's tons of scene sluts and emo kids. I was there in a trio with my two buddy's as we were downing and pocketing free beer, in the event that we'd at least peace this party with a few beers. As the nite dragged on, least an hour, a few more of my friends showed up and we started taking up more ground. Instead of being jacked in a corner, we were now 7 man strong spreading into the living room where we conquered the couch and took control of the stero n tv. More reinforcments arrived, this time with more beer, then more hot girls showed up. We finally had completed total take over of this party and pushed most of the scene nignogs out the door to the patio. It was a grand celebration of me double fisting beers and people chugging parmesan cheese oOo: Plus I made out with two girls and totally coped a feel on some sluts ass.


The night before, Friday, we ended up going to these frat kids party. I had decided earlier that night to stay sober as a priest, seeing as I ran into 3 checkpoints on the way out there. Still though, being sober didn't stop my fun. The party was already pretty wound up by the time I got there and a game of Beer Pong, turned into the total oblieteration of a porch. It was violent obliteration, just funny as fuck. The owner of the house took an empty keg and literally threw it at a wall putting a huge hole in it. After that another intoxicated gent attempted to jump through a screen only to be totally denied. On his second attempt, he succeded and there was much rejoicing. The party was still raging with a wonderfull bonfire going. Suddenly a worker from Dunkin' Donuts arrived with a literal trash bag of old donuts. As most know, old donuts are not delicious. Instead of eating the donuts, we started a large donut war. Boston Creme,Jelly (of all flavors), Glazed,Choclate and Choclate Glazed flew all over. It was a grand time of deliciousness.


Anyways, like I was saying don't always go out partying or drink tons of the time. You tend to remember the more funny shit when your sober.

Re: Parties hurt..
 

[quote="Jin-Roh":fdc47]So many ass fucks[/quote:fdc47]
ahahahaha. im sure there were.

Why is my bathtub and toilet clogged?! cry:

[quote="Jin-Roh":5b34f]Why is my bathtub and toilet clogged?! cry:[/quote:5b34f]

condoms from all the guys who actually got laid

[quote=Nyck]condoms from all the guys who actually got laid[/quote:29c8e]
oOo:

I've never hosted my own party, im too freaking scared to do so. Most party's ive been to have been awesome.

yeah, I "hosted" a party. A buinch of us drinking in my room. Ripped off an armoir door to use for beruit. A round of pass the bottle, I won with 6 shots. And then uh. yeah were going to a house in about an hour ot play some beer pong. so yes, as I speak I am already drunl. great first day back on campus.

[quote=Nyck]condoms from all the guys who actually got laid[/quote:9a2c0]ROFL owned

Went to a chicks house for a party she hosted once. Got blown by her at the end of the night because i helped her clean up and get things in order. Yeah, parties are cool...lol

you got a blowjob for helping to clean and get things in order? lucky! though she prolly had a thing for you anyway and that might have been the right moment for...IT.

No, i got blowjob because she was both drunk and horny. But, looking back, that had to be one of the more bizarre nights for me as a youth. I got 3 blowjobs from 3 different girls that night.....fuckin' bizarre how it all happened. And to think, i was only 17 when it happened. Something like that doesn't happen everyday cry:

Where's the wife?

Does your butt still hurt?

[quote="Airborne Butters":95292][/quote:95292]

Well, i would need 2 of her friends slobbering over me but, like i said, it doesn't happen everyday. Chances are, it's not gonna happen tonight.

Re: Parties hurt..
 

[quote="Jin-Roh":8cecc] You're all invited. Especially Blase,[/quote:8cecc]


I'll be there!

now that i'm at college i can't believe how easy girls get. give them a bit of alcohol and theyre up for anything with anyone. it all feels too easy...

yeah, just take my roommate, Reindeer, as an example happy: happy: happy:

Get your first girlfriend yet?

Agree, never party at your own place, and when i do party its with the same 6 people.

I used to have some fairly big parties at my place back in high school, but we'd always keep a lid on any crashers. My friend Milt Kennedy (R.I.P.) would bounce you to the fucking curb if you started shit.